Official Team Thread Sin City Swamprats S26 Official Team Thread - Far Kern is new TopRat

[Ant Bear]

Please welcome Nunez to the Swamprats.

Nunez, please select a guernsey number from the first post of this thread, that is not already in use by another player. We have a practice game against the Dragons FFC next week, and the season starts the following week with round 11/2 vs the Fighting Furies.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Welcome Nunez! Well done Ant Bear we're about to see our 2 rookies tie for an EKA. Anything to stop that Sab22 bloke and the Wonders.

 

[Nunez]

Please welcome Nunez to the Swamprats.

Nunez, please select a guernsey number from the first post of this thread, that is not already in use by another player. We have a practice game against the Dragons FFC next week, and the season starts the following week with round 11/2 vs the Fighting Furies.

My lucky number is 18, and sure enough it is free. May as well place your bets for me to win the EKA by 10 lengths.

 

[I Dont Care]

My lucky number is 18, and sure enough it is free. May as well place your bets for me to win the EKA by 10 lengths.

Welcome Nunezy I'm only new here myself at the Rats

 

[Ant Bear]

Welcome Nunezy I'm only new here myself at the Rats

You don't have that new Rat smell

 

[Nunez]

You don't have that new Rat smell

Thankfully he has a rat tail.

 

[philreich]

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure.'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so's not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries. '
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.
'Where's my toast?'

 

[Nunez]

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”

Oh...jokes are meant to be funny?

 

[byebyexenxen]

Thankfully he has a rat tail.

Told you that you can't hide your pink rat tail I Dont Care

 

[philreich]

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

You just described the life of a Carlton fan.

 

[byebyexenxen]

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure.'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so's not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries. '
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.
'Where's my toast?'

I don't get it...

 

[philreich]

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I don't get it...

Are you in your 90's?

 

[byebyexenxen]

Are you in your 90's?

Lol no! But I was a Roy!

 

[I Dont Care]

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I don't get it...

It'll hit you one day

 

[I Dont Care]

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”

Oh...jokes are meant to be funny?

They are? Then I've been doing it wrong..

 

[I Dont Care]

Lol no! But I was a Roy!

You still smell like mint...

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

My lucky number is 18, and sure enough it is free. May as well place your bets for me to win the EKA by 10 lengths.

kdavva74 what odds can you give him?

 

[Dav]

kdavva74 what odds can you give him?

Qrownbet are refraining from opening EKA Medal betting until Round 3 of the Sweet FA season, after the debacle that was beez night we're looking to be a little more responsible with our markets.

 

[The Half Back]

Hello Ant Bear and fellow Swamprats. I would like to offer and official welcome from the Sweet FA's official wagering partner for Season 26, QrownBet.

We have released our odds for where you think your team will finish at the end of the year, as well as the head to head markets for round 1. If anyone is interested in placing a few cheeky bucks on something, just start a PM with kdavva74 and myself or tags us in your post anywhere on the SFA board. As a starting offer, everyone will be given $5000 to wager on whatever they want. If you are looking at individual odds for things like possessions/goals in a game, margin over/under, end of season awards (MM, All SFA, etc) just let us know and we will be able to provide individual markets for you.

Thank you all and happy gambling!

TEAM MARKETS HERE
ROUND 1 H2H HERE

 

[The Half Back]

Also, what the * is this??

Get in here Hawks
Show us your banter

2. Biggie
3. Papa Juggs
5. go you pups
6. larrikin
7. Milera2Betts
9. Golumless
11. Eagling
12. Noobz0r
13. Karnezis_13
14. Loonerty (c)
15. jackenny
18. Mr Eagle
21. The Half Back
23. The Filth Wizard
28. spookism
30. Matera92
33. Marklar_33
34. boncer34
38. NinjaSwan
40. por_please_ya
44. vanders
50. The Jesus
55. GutsyBug
93. Agent93 (vc)

 

[philreich]

Pending Milestones


Round 1 – gaskin 50 SFA games

Round 8 – Dingster 300 SFA games

Round 10 - Ant Bear 150 games

Round 14 – Dingster 50 SCS games

Round 16- ant555 300 SFA games

I also mark 50 games as a Swampie in round 14.

 

[philreich]

Hello Ant Bear and fellow Swamprats. I would like to offer and official welcome from the Sweet FA's official wagering partner for Season 26, QrownBet.

We have released our odds for where you think your team will finish at the end of the year, as well as the head to head markets for round 1. If anyone is interested in placing a few cheeky bucks on something, just start a PM with kdavva74 and myself or tags us in your post anywhere on the SFA board. As a starting offer, everyone will be given $5000 to wager on whatever they want. If you are looking at individual odds for things like possessions/goals in a game, margin over/under, end of season awards (MM, All SFA, etc) just let us know and we will be able to provide individual markets for you.

Thank you all and happy gambling!

TEAM MARKETS HERE
ROUND 1 H2H HERE

I would have thought that placing bets on an allegedly random sim is an even bigger gamble than getting married. Just saying......

 

[The Half Back]

I would have thought that placing bets on an allegedly random sim is an even bigger gamble than getting married. Just saying......

We have a wedding business in the pipeline, but at the moment, we're just sticking to gambling on rigged randomised SFA games.

 

[Nunez]

Pending Milestones


Round 1 – gaskin 50 SFA games

Round 8 – Dingster 300 SFA games

Round 10 - Ant Bear 150 games

Round 14 – Dingster 50 SCS games

Round 16- ant555 300 SFA games

Round 1 - Nunez - 10 goals on debut

 

[The Half Back]

Round 1 - Nunez - 10 goals on debut

There’s a market for that.