Home & Garden Spiders can get ****ed

[TheKanga]

Only if you have a penis.

If you have a vagina, then it is fairly common.

I have a penis
I dunno I would rather a spider crawl on me than a Rat.

 

[Cruyff14]

Yeah I remember you telling me, I was spewing, and am still spewing that my partner also killed this one (well called her dad to who lives in the same street). For that kind of money even I can man up in front of a spider and throw a bucket over it, or call a mate who is an expert creep crawly handler.

Haha, did you tell her?

 

[little graham]

Every storm this mother phuqing huge wolf spider relocates from my roof to my bathroom..

 

[SugarShane]

Just released a monster huntsman into backyard. Was in the toilet in the morning and outside my bedroom door when I got home. I wouldn't mind them as much if they'd just stay up on the ceiling. I coerced it into one of those plastic cereal containers and plonked it outside about 10 metres from the backdoor. To my horror it immediately chased me back to the door, though luckily I closed it in time. It crawled up the back door and was just peering in at me through the glass

Step on it.

 

[edgie]

Haha, did you tell her?

... Yes.

I might have to find something of hers worth $400 and destroy that to get the point across...

Bye bye PS4





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[Paranoid]

Step on it.

I used to kill them but I wanted to get over my fear of spiders (I was barely able to even look at them). These days I only kill white tails. Huntsmans are pretty harmless and I don't usually have a problem putting them outside, this one just seemed to freak out a bit

 

[Twist_of_Lemon]

Huntsmans are pretty harmless and I don't usually have a problem putting them outside, this one just seemed to freak out a bit

You say freak out, I'm thinking it wanted to feast on your yummy flesh!

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

So some might remember my post about the tarantula...



Well today, my missus sends me this whilst I was at work. She found it behind the clothes dryer


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I'm moving out.

What sort of spider is this?

 

[edgie]

What sort of spider is this?

Either an escaped pet, or an aussie tarantula

 

[Willo_]

... Yes.

I might have to find something of hers worth $400 and destroy that to get the point across...

Bye bye PS4





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That seems to be punishing yourself really... I think you should go SPEND 400 bucks to really drive the point home

 

[Willo_]

I used to kill them but I wanted to get over my fear of spiders (I was barely able to even look at them). These days I only kill white tails. Huntsmans are pretty harmless and I don't usually have a problem putting them outside, this one just seemed to freak out a bit

You would probably freak out as well if some giant came and picked you up in your home and threw you outside.

That said I'd be wary of him currently recruiting an army of his mates and seeking vengeance....

 

[edgie]

That seems to be punishing yourself really... I think you should go SPEND 400 bucks to really drive the point home

I'm more of an Xbox guy, but you make a valid point...

Hello new media PC! I'll spend $800 just to drive the point home





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[rocker_oz33]

I've seen bugger all spiders latley,the cats must be eating them.
Seen one of my cats munching on a huge dragon fly little while back.

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

My cat is not really interested in spiders, she love moths though!

 

[Wallaby]

Nah, orb weavers in the bush are terrifying, their webs are almost invisible, and they can grow to be nearly as big as a tarantula, but in a huge web. Cannot even go to a local park without the kind of sights that keep us safe from alien invasion. Them an red backs share the strongest and stickiest webs, though I can't remember which one goes with which.



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I will just repeat my post from a few years ago: -

"It's always fun to go riding in Lysterfield park early in the morning - particularly with a new guy. Some of the tracks are incredibly narrow between trees, and we always let the new guy go first.
Sometimes, for some strange reason, the new guy will leap off his bike (sometimes while it is still travelling) and start slapping at his face screaming - 'Get it off me!'. Not sure what's going on there."

 

[rocker_oz33]

What about doggy spiders......>
http://klaw.com/dog-giant-spider/?trackback=fbshare

 

[The Passenger]

Is it true that if daddy long legs actually had fangs strong enough to penetrate human skin, they'd be every bit as deadly as the acknowledged shockers like funnel webs?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pholcidae#Misconceptions

 

[The Passenger]

What sort of spider was that back a page? It looked like a funnel type web although not easy to tell from that angle, but normally they are pretty dark black, whereas that one was more browny.

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

Driving up a street near me the other day and a pest control company had their car parked outside one of the houses. The company's logo on the side and front of of the van was a HUGE very lifelike hairy spider! Not sure that would be good for business actually

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

What sort of spider was that back a page? It looked like a funnel type web although not easy to tell from that angle, but normally they are pretty dark black, whereas that one was more browny.

i asked the same question...

Either an escaped pet, or an aussie tarantula

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

Just noticed this movie, Big Ass Spider!, is showing at 8.30pm tonight on SBS2 for all of you who have an interest in spiders

A giant alien spider escapes from a military lab and rampage the city of Los Angeles. When a massive military strike fails, it is up to a team of scientists and one clever exterminator to kill the creature before the city is destroyed.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1830713/

 

[blunt_tiger]

I remember your tarantula story. I spoke to a friend who works in wildlife, said that tarantula is worth around $300-$400 dollars.

how much is a redback worth?

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

how much is a redback worth?

A dime a dozen.

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

A brown recluse and a car wash. I heard it's an interesting combo.

 

[Power Raid]

Just had an encounter with one that seemed to have superpowers.

About the size of a 50 cent piece, but **** me, could this move fast. I've never seen a spider move with as much pace as this bugger just then. Was on my computer desk's edge, lost track of it for literally two seconds, and it appeared on the other side of the desk, meaning it had to go around coz I certainly didn't see it go on top.

Coz I'm a ****ing wuss when it comes to these bitches, I got an empty colgate carton to try and catch it (no way am I putting my hand next close to it with tissues). I tried to capture the spider on the desk by placing the carton over it (sort of like enclosing a spider on the desk with a glass), but because of its pace, I kept missing. Kept trying to catch it for about ten times, but this spider so damn fast.

Then I cornered it on the edge of the desk. Thoughts it was gonna go around the side or perhaps around the back (adjacent to the wall) so I couldn't catch it, but what happened next astonished me.

From about 5cm from the edge of the desk, the spider ran off it and flew through the air toward the ground

When it hit the ground the spider legged it for all it was worth. Somehow, after trying to still capture it with the colgate carton I got it on the 5th attempt.

Sealed off the open end of the carton, went to the toilet, shook the mother****er out of there so it landed in the water, and I flushed the bitch down.

Spiders can get ****ed

edit: didnt use insect spray coz I couldnt find it

You know they can hold there breathe for ages as they trap air around their legs.

I wonder when it will come back up or whether it already has.



You should take a good look before you take a seat!