Home & Garden Spiders can get ****ed

[LicoriceAllsorts]

****ing walk into room, gonna go to bed, turn on light, on bed a big ****ing white tail, what do brahs?

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Lost the campaigner, pulled whole ****ing doona off bed and investigating this shit

 

[RU_]

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

I'm literally clearing my ****ing room out as I speak

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Doona, pillows shirts on floor, all out and into the hallway

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Scariest part is is there more of this fvckers?


campaigners gonna die

 

[RU_]

Found it yet?

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Found it yet?

**** no


Just need to get the sheet of my bed, about 95% sure the dick is under it so it's gonna be a hell of a fight

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Gonna bomb my bed with spray, get the thing to run out, then kill him

 

[RU_]

This is all I can imagine at your bedroom door at the moment!

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

This is all I can imagine at your bedroom door at the moment!

Literally


was just thinking I was acting like a ****ing soldier watching around corners making sure I didn't get shot

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Sheet is off, now to get pillows off floor on other side of bed...

If I still don't find him, the mattress is coming off

 

[WCErevival]

Haha that happened to me once in the middle of the night with a cockroach. I went through the whole room and eventually after an hour found it dead under the table. Got no sleep in the end

 

[RU_]

Sheet is off, now to get pillows off floor on other side of bed...

If I still don't find him, the mattress is coming off

I think the couch is a good idea at this time.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

I think the couch is a good idea at this time.

Either way I'm not sleeping there tonight

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Are there likely to be more of them?





Going to line the shit out of my room with Mortein and every type of spray after this...

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

I SEE IT

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

went and got a briefcase and ****ing dropped it on the mther ****er

that didn't kill it when i picked it up



so i slammed it again and again and again, even after it was dead

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

bad thing is......



I don't think that was the original one I saw........

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

From now on I am fully committed to spraying the boundary of the house every 3 months

I will also do my room, even though it's meant for outside only I dgaf

 

[Big Sauce 21]

What an eventful night, I'm sweating reading your traumatic time

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

I just Went to take a shit in the middle of the night.

Look up to see a huge white tail in the corner of the ceiling literally above my head.

I let out a little muffled scream and composed myself trying to bust out a shit as fast as I can.

It starts moving down the wall, i finish my poop but don't have time to wipe, so I just yank on the swipe and get the **** out of there. Wipe outside the door and poke my head in and flush.

Lo and behold The bastard has disappeared. It's too late to kill it now and when I wake up who knows where it will be.

 

[Gus Poyet]

I never understood the whole scared of spiders things. They are so small and squishy you can destroy them so easily.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

when you can find them

 

[Gus Poyet]

******* walk into room, gonna go to bed, turn on light, on bed a big ******* white tail, what do brahs?

Punch it to death. Its not armour plated you know.