Media Steamer of the Week

[Blaze Storm]

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The PM's requesting last week's Steamer of the Week have been overwhelming SFA. I had anticipated on completing this write up at work on somebody else's time and dollar, but alas the masses are knocking down my door for their weekly Steamer fix. Thanks for your continued support

Oh boy. Where to begin with perennial match thread struggler The Half Back. For a bloke that bitches and moans about match threads not being open with immediacy, you'd think the bloke is adept at holding his own in them ... or actually even pretty good in them.

Poor ol Halfy had his arse handed to him by all and sundry in the thread last week just as I'd imagine will happen this week, and the next, and the next. Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow.

One of his earliest contributions to the thread was lamer than a NaturalDisaster zinger ...



When I questioned him about the fact he's a club quitting, 'burned out every 3 years' squib, this was his strongest retort ...



Hard work put in? Lol. Shiiiiiiiiiiet no bro!

I replied ...





And here we finally got to the delusional ego that manifests within one of the league's most rabid wannabes. See this guy thinks he's creating an 'above you' edginess about himself by insinuating that he does ... cocaine ... with $50 notes. Lord.

He also made limp threats we all wish he'd follow through with ...



The foamer was desperate for my attention although lacked the courage to tag me ...



So what do you do with a talentless, gutless, egotistical yet delusional, unfunny posting squib who tries to go toe to toe with you but embarrasses themselves no end before looking for other posters to continue the beat down on them? You give them this of course ...

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Congratulations The Half Back you unfunny projecting flog. You've plummeted to the depths of NaturalDisaster, SSwans2011, Blaze Storm, Sterge & GWS Goose. fu**'n lol.

You earned it

I enjoyed this most recent episode of "Santoz telling everyone why and how Santoz sucks"

 

[Santoz]

I enjoyed this most recent episode of "Santoz telling everyone why and how Santoz sucks"

I appreciate your continued support mate

 

[The Half Back]

For a moment I thought this was a name and shame list until I saw the quality posters (and Sterge) mentioned at the end.

Did I forget to pay rent this week Santoz? Sorry mate, I thought it was free.

 

[VainGlorious]

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The PM's requesting last week's Steamer of the Week have been overwhelming SFA. I had anticipated on completing this write up at work on somebody else's time and dollar, but alas the masses are knocking down my door for their weekly Steamer fix. Thanks for your continued support

Oh boy. Where to begin with perennial match thread struggler The Half Back. For a bloke that bitches and moans about match threads not being open with immediacy, you'd think the bloke is adept at holding his own in them ... or actually even pretty good in them.

Poor ol Halfy had his arse handed to him by all and sundry in the thread last week just as I'd imagine will happen this week, and the next, and the next. Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow.

One of his earliest contributions to the thread was lamer than a NaturalDisaster zinger ...



When I questioned him about the fact he's a club quitting, 'burned out every 3 years' squib, this was his strongest retort ...



Hard work put in? Lol. Shiiiiiiiiiiet no bro!

I replied ...





And here we finally got to the delusional ego that manifests within one of the league's most rabid wannabes. See this guy thinks he's creating an 'above you' edginess about himself by insinuating that he does ... cocaine ... with $50 notes. Lord.

He also made limp threats we all wish he'd follow through with ...



The foamer was desperate for my attention although lacked the courage to tag me ...



So what do you do with a talentless, gutless, egotistical yet delusional, unfunny posting squib who tries to go toe to toe with you but embarrasses themselves no end before looking for other posters to continue the beat down on them? You give them this of course ...

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Congratulations The Half Back you unfunny projecting flog. You've plummeted to the depths of NaturalDisaster, SSwans2011, Blaze Storm, Sterge & GWS Goose. fu**'n lol.

You earned it

Mate I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again, you are doing Allah’s work here.

The Walter Cronkite of the Sweet FA.

Allahu Akbar!!!!

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Your work Santoz doesn't go unnoticed mate. Keep fighting the good fight mate

 

[Santoz]

Your work Santoz doesn't go unnoticed mate. Keep fighting the good fight mate

Thanks mate. I just share a little posting honesty with the broader SFA as you've seen.

We both know many don't like having their inadequacies pointed out

 

[Pugsley]

Thanks mate. I just share a little posting honesty with the broader SFA as you've seen.

We both know many don't like having their inadequacies pointed out

I don't have any but everyone else does.

 

[Kilroy]

 

[omgfridge]

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What a film!

 

[Kilroy]

What a film!

You mean that gif, don't you my friend?

 

[Santoz]

Hello fans of the Steamer!

A short and nutty rendition of the media we enjoy consuming this week as I have people to do and places to see

The winner this week began with probably the stupidest thing I've ever read on BigFooty ...

KFC is actually the worst thing in the known universe.

Anybody that outwardly condemns KFC, in my book, is lying to themselves.

Keeping this short and sharp as my PC battery is on 15% ...

Wait. Are you actually serious right now?

You think beez isn't one of the smartest people in the SFA? This has to be without a doubt the dumbest thing that you have ever posted. And that is saying something.

He thinks beez is intelligent. ROFL. Then the melting continued ...

We seem to have gotten under your skin a little mate.

Is everything ok?

Lol.

Clubs chasing you?

You contribute 4/5ths of fu** all to match threads.

Nothing interesting at all bar complaining.

You have no persona whatsoever.

You don't do media.

You have no right to complain about us because we, at least, bring something to the SFA unlike you, you analogous, ordinary hack.

I've told you multiple times. I'm simply disappointed at the state of this once great club.

Wow. This has to be the most bizarre and inaccurate rants you've ever posted.

Yes, they have, are you upset that clubs don't chase you? It happened whilst I was at the Bombers too, by the way.

I contribute more in on my worst day than you have for your entire Qooty career.

Are you upset that I'm insulting your club? The only one complaining here is you, because I've insulted Baghdad.

Did I upset you again? Honestly, if you don't understand that's fine, at least you can admit it.

And? Is media the be all and end all of contributions to the SFA? I don't really care about the media in general unless they're about my team.

Again, not complaining. You have to understand the difference between that and disappointment. Also do you understand what the word analogous means? Because you've completely misused it there. It simply looks like you wanted to use a big word to make you look smart. It means corresponding in some particular. Which honestly makes zero grammatical sense. But hey, thanks for proving my earlier point of your limited grasp of the English language.

Analogous.

It's a pretty simple word. eth-dog doesn't know it.

He was happy to continue to try to make me look the dullard by trying to explain to me that I'd incorrectly used the word. He obviously doesn't know that taking me on with the English language is basically putting your neck in the noose. A Swallow, the English language part-timer, can attest to this

Congrats eth-dog, you had one of the best weekend melts I've ever seen for that early hour of the morning. Next time, do yourself a favour and sleep in mate. Don't SFA before you've had your 3rd morning coffee because you're really ****ing shit otherwise

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

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Hello fans of the Steamer!

A short and nutty rendition of the media we enjoy consuming this week as I have people to do and places to see

The winner this week began with probably the stupidest thing I've ever read on BigFooty ...



Anybody that outwardly condemns KFC, in my book, is lying to themselves.

Keeping this short and sharp as my PC battery is on 15% ...



He thinks beez is intelligent. ROFL. Then the melting continued ...










Analogous.

It's a pretty simple word. eth-dog doesn't know it.

He was happy to continue to try to make me look the dullard by trying to explain to me that I'd incorrectly used the word. He obviously doesn't know that taking me on with the English language is basically putting your neck in the noose. A Swallow, the English language part-timer can attest to this

Congrats eth-dog, you had one of the best weekend melts I've ever seen for that early hour of the morning. Next time, do yourself a favour and sleep in mate. Don't SFA before you've had your 3rd morning coffee because you're really ******* sh*t otherwise

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Outstanding choice. Yet another former Bomber who has gone on to bigger and better things!

 

[VainGlorious]

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Hello fans of the Steamer!

A short and nutty rendition of the media we enjoy consuming this week as I have people to do and places to see

The winner this week began with probably the stupidest thing I've ever read on BigFooty ...



Anybody that outwardly condemns KFC, in my book, is lying to themselves.

Keeping this short and sharp as my PC battery is on 15% ...



He thinks beez is intelligent. ROFL. Then the melting continued ...










Analogous.

It's a pretty simple word. eth-dog doesn't know it.

He was happy to continue to try to make me look the dullard by trying to explain to me that I'd incorrectly used the word. He obviously doesn't know that taking me on with the English language is basically putting your neck in the noose. A Swallow, the English language part-timer, can attest to this

Congrats eth-dog, you had one of the best weekend melts I've ever seen for that early hour of the morning. Next time, do yourself a favour and sleep in mate. Don't SFA before you've had your 3rd morning coffee because you're really ******* sh*t otherwise

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Outstanding work, Walter Cronkite

 

[Santoz]

Yeah, this season I seem to have managed to pretend that any opposition player with the ball is the kid in my class who c*ck-blocked me in the locker room in year 10, when the hottest girl in the year level and I were making out. I'll never forgive that pr*ck.

Lol.

Tall tales were the order of the week in the Bombers vs Dragons match thread as the likes of A Swallow, T2B_ & VandoHawk were at their creatively 'truthful' best. It's fair to say though, nobody was made to look more silly by telling tall tales than this week's recipient of the Award of Posting Honesty, A Swallow.

When questioned about what he really does for work, because let's face it, he can hardly control an erection at a primary school let alone a jet fighter, he had this to say ...

Honestly though, why do you find it so hard to believe? In the Force we have around 40 x 1Squadron F Models, and about another 30 Growlers. Plenty of F35’s too.

You want a damn selfie in front of the jet or something?

All of what he quoted can be found in this link here:

Air combat | Royal Australian Air Force

Our fast jet combat aircraft enable control of the air and conduct precision air strikes.

www.airforce.gov.au

Lol again. Googling Air Force 'air combat' leads us straight to where he borrowed his information from. When called on this by Tony Lynn 15, he again played the 'selfie' line of defense.

Let me know when you want a couple of selfies or something PM’d through to satisfy your infallible doubt.

Again, Tony Lynn 15 called him on his tall tale ...

Did they teach that in “Air Force” school?

Which part of that do you think they would teach in a flight training or air warfare school? I can talk you through the curriculum if you’d like? As you’d expect, it commences with mostly civilian style flying concepts and operations. Take off aeroplane: Carry out pre take off procedures, take off aeroplane, carry out after take off procedures. Control aeroplane in normal flight: climb aeroplane, maintain straight and level flight, descend aeroplane, turn aeroplane, control aeroplane at slow speed, perform circuits and approaches, comply with airspace requirements. Land aeroplane: land and perform mishandled landing procedures. Execute advanced procedures and manoeuvres: enter and recover form stall, recover form incipient spin.

Though, your inverted commas imply you think the Air Force itself is a fake concept. Are you feeling okay?

All of which can be found here:

Pilot Training Syllabus

The CASA Pilot Training Syllabus outlines the training phases and competencies that must be achieved to pass each phase.

flying-school.com

Found out again A Swallow

But he was very very very keen to take a selfie as previously established and it seemed that nothing would stop this little engine ...

Actually just dropped my gym bag off in the locker room boys.

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Rather than post a picture of a ****ing F35 or Growler, he posts a picture of a baseball cap and his watch that all fuel technicians get after a month on the job filling up planes and scraping insect stomachs off the windscreens.

It's plain and obvious for all to see and poor old Swallow had a Steamer this week.

He Googled info and put it forward as his own knowledge of Aussie Air Force planes

He Googled basic flight school info and claimed it was the curriculum of the training he'd received at pilot school

And finally, he took a picture of his G-Shock watch with a squadron cap in the background as evidence he's an actual pilot

I don't think I've ever seen a week as bad as this in the SFA. He had a ****ing nightmare from start to finish, his teammates standing by and refusing to step in acknowledging even they don't buy his bullshit.

It's one thing to have a persona in the SFA.

It's another thing to talk utter shit, Google info and straight out lie about the actual life you lead.

Congrats A Swallow, you lying, scheming pleb. You were never **** blocked in high school from making out with the best bird in the joint. You aren't even a pilot. You aren't even what could be described as a mediocre poster in the SFA.

All the best this week though on the petrol bowsers

 

[Blaze Storm]

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Lol.

Tall tales were the order of the week in the Bombers vs Dragons match thread as the likes of A Swallow, T2B_ & VandoHawk were at their creatively 'truthful' best. It's fair to say though, nobody was made to look more silly by telling tall tales than this week's recipient of the Award of Posting Honesty, A Swallow.

When questioned about what he really does for work, because let's face it, he can hardly control an erection at a primary school let alone a jet fighter, he had this to say ...



All of what he quoted can be found in this link here:

Air combat | Royal Australian Air Force

Our fast jet combat aircraft enable control of the air and conduct precision air strikes.

www.airforce.gov.au

Lol again. Googling Air Force 'air combat' leads us straight to where he borrowed his information from. When called on this by Tony Lynn 15, he again played the 'selfie' line of defense.




Again, Tony Lynn 15 called him on his tall tale ...





All of which can be found here:

Pilot Training Syllabus

The CASA Pilot Training Syllabus outlines the training phases and competencies that must be achieved to pass each phase.

flying-school.com

Found out again A Swallow

But he was very very very keen to take a selfie as previously established and it seemed that nothing would stop this little engine ...



Rather than post a picture of a ******* F35 or Growler, he posts a picture of a baseball cap and his watch that all fuel technicians get after a month on the job filling up planes and scraping insect stomachs off the windscreens.

It's plain and obvious for all to see and poor old Swallow had a Steamer this week.

He Googled info and put it forward as his own knowledge of Aussie Air Force planes

He Googled basic flight school info and claimed it was the curriculum of the training he'd received at pilot school

And finally, he took a picture of his G-Shock watch with a squadron cap in the background as evidence he's an actual pilot

I don't think I've ever seen a week as bad as this in the SFA. He had a ******* nightmare from start to finish, his teammates standing by and refusing to step in acknowledging even they don't buy his bullshit.

It's one thing to have a persona in the SFA.

It's another thing to talk utter sh*t, Google info and straight out lie about the actual life you lead.

Congrats A Swallow, you lying, scheming pleb. You were never **** blocked in high school from making out with the best bird in the joint. You aren't even a pilot. You aren't even what could be described as a mediocre poster in the SFA.

All the best this week though on the petrol bowsers

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I am disappointed that rather than awarding it to someone like me that truly deserved it, you took the lesser option of looking like an idiot for disbelieving someone about their line of work.

 

[serial_thrilla]

You don’t need to keep trying, serial.

You’ve got the Santoz Steamer Of The Week award all sewn up.

WRONG again Antonio BlueVein! Stop getting my hopes up like that.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

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Lol.

Tall tales were the order of the week in the Bombers vs Dragons match thread as the likes of A Swallow, T2B_ & VandoHawk were at their creatively 'truthful' best. It's fair to say though, nobody was made to look more silly by telling tall tales than this week's recipient of the Award of Posting Honesty, A Swallow.

When questioned about what he really does for work, because let's face it, he can hardly control an erection at a primary school let alone a jet fighter, he had this to say ...



All of what he quoted can be found in this link here:

Air combat | Royal Australian Air Force

Our fast jet combat aircraft enable control of the air and conduct precision air strikes.

www.airforce.gov.au

Lol again. Googling Air Force 'air combat' leads us straight to where he borrowed his information from. When called on this by Tony Lynn 15, he again played the 'selfie' line of defense.




Again, Tony Lynn 15 called him on his tall tale ...





All of which can be found here:

Pilot Training Syllabus

The CASA Pilot Training Syllabus outlines the training phases and competencies that must be achieved to pass each phase.

flying-school.com

Found out again A Swallow

But he was very very very keen to take a selfie as previously established and it seemed that nothing would stop this little engine ...



Rather than post a picture of a ******* F35 or Growler, he posts a picture of a baseball cap and his watch that all fuel technicians get after a month on the job filling up planes and scraping insect stomachs off the windscreens.

It's plain and obvious for all to see and poor old Swallow had a Steamer this week.

He Googled info and put it forward as his own knowledge of Aussie Air Force planes

He Googled basic flight school info and claimed it was the curriculum of the training he'd received at pilot school

And finally, he took a picture of his G-Shock watch with a squadron cap in the background as evidence he's an actual pilot

I don't think I've ever seen a week as bad as this in the SFA. He had a ******* nightmare from start to finish, his teammates standing by and refusing to step in acknowledging even they don't buy his bullshit.

It's one thing to have a persona in the SFA.

It's another thing to talk utter sh*t, Google info and straight out lie about the actual life you lead.

Congrats A Swallow, you lying, scheming pleb. You were never **** blocked in high school from making out with the best bird in the joint. You aren't even a pilot. You aren't even what could be described as a mediocre poster in the SFA.

All the best this week though on the petrol bowsers

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I feel the need...the need for Google!

 

[Santoz]

I am disappointed that rather than awarding it to someone like me that truly deserved it, you took the lesser option of looking like an idiot for disbelieving someone about their line of work.

Disappointment seems to follow you like a shadow

WRONG again Antonio BlueVein! Stop getting my hopes up like that.

You were a contender, that's for sure. Still waiting for you to explain what event or idea the Dragons have contributed to the league too

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I work at a train depot

if you google train, youll find a picture of a train and therefore i must be lying.

 

[Cadsky]

I work at a train depot

if you google train, youll find a picture of a train and therefore i must be lying.

Do you get to push the button that changes the lights from green to red? Exhilarating!

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Do you get to push the button that changes the lights from green to red? Exhilarating!

no, Im just a desk chump

 

[VainGlorious]

I work at a train depot

if you google train, youll find a picture of a train and therefore i must be lying.

 

[PMBangers]

no, Im just a desk chump

Like a 'top up your myki' desk chump or something else? I don't trust the people that are there to top up my myki ever since they shortchanged me $5

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Like a 'top up your myki' desk chump or something else? I don't trust the people that are there to top up my myki ever since they shortchanged me $5

No, nothing like that. Anyway, you’re all missing my point.

 

[PMBangers]

No, nothing like that. Anyway, you’re all missing my point.

No. I'm missing the $5 your slippery co-workers robbed me of!