Media Sterge's Sweet F.A s**t trucks

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Wait are you flogs actually claiming made random media awards like actual achievements?

Hey, Team of the Week, Rolling Team of the Season and Qrownbet's Punter of the Week are all very legitimate and reputable institutions.
 
Wait are you flogs actually claiming made random media awards like actual achievements?
Not any different to you claiming your s**t don't stink. Except that it's just you claiming your s**t don't stink. Other people are including these two.
 
Not any different to you claiming your s**t don't stink. Except that it's just you claiming your s**t don't stink. Other people are including these two.

Hi Jim,

I understand you are a big fan of mine, but now that our match has ended you following me around is bordering on stalking.

Please cease and desist or I will have Sweet F.A security remove you from the Furies training facilities, don't think I can't see you behind the fence over there.

Regards Sterge

P.S Chainlink fences are see through, you aren't hiding.
 

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Hi Jim,

I understand you are a big fan of mine, but now that our match has ended you following me around is bordering on stalking.

Please cease and desist or I will have Sweet F.A security remove you from the Furies training facilities, don't think I can't see you behind the fence over there.

Regards Sterge

P.S Chainlink fences are see through, you aren't hiding.
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Bloody hell calm down mate

Dear Sterge,
you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's ****ed up you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside training
You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for me
man, mentally i'm only six years old
I waited in the blistering cold for you
For four hours and you just said, "No"
That's pretty shitty man, you're my *in' idol
I wants to be just like you, man, I likes you more than anyone
See, every goal you kick is real, and I respect you 'cause you dominate
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you, Sterge, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up
You gotta call me, man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Jum
P.S.: We should be together, too
 

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