Media Sweet FA Three Things I Learnt This Week - S30 Edition

[Agent93]

3. Worms vibrate like water

Dafuq?

 

[Pugsley]

3. tony is very likeable. He posted 31 times in our match thread against the Bombers for 108 positive reactions (64 like, 19 lol, 25 love), 1 neutral reaction (1 wow) and no negative reactions. It would have been 32 posts for 111/1/0 but a numpty mod deleted one of his posts.
2. It's time consuming and painful tracking someone's post to like ratio in a match thread, not made easier by a numpty mod deleting a bunch of posts.
1. @NeutralDisaster (#rentfree) is a numpty.

He will ban you for that. He will have to ask Ant Bear first.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Round 10

Three things I learnt this week...

1. Hate reminded people what really high quality, beautiful, engaging and well researched media looks like.
2. We have surely reached peak 'posting analysis' media.
3. When everybody else goes high, the Warriors go low. The spoon looks a certainty to join the utensils draw down at Van Cortlandt. While we're at it, has there ever been a worse ruck rover in the history of the competition than yours truly? No, there hasn't.

Over to you Sweet FA

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

1. TIF's Wazzes and the Wonders are in a plummet off to the bottom and clearly ClarkeM has a point to prove.
2. Looks like Barrybran cannot be relied on to lose more points.
3. 'Survivor' could be a worse influence on humans than the Simpsons.

 

[Barrybran]

1. The Bombers are a lot better when they engage with people rather than shout them down
2. Posting solely in gifs for a week is incredibly challenging
3. Kennedy Parker jinxed Rodney Dangerfield but the Gumbies have other avenues to goal

 

[Tonga Bob]

1) Hammocks are comfy;
2) Winning footy Grand Finals beats losing qooty matches;
3) A COVID-positive coach is loose as heck.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

1. TIF's Wazzes and the Wonders are in a plummet off to the bottom and clearly ClarkeM has a point to prove.
2. Looks like Barrybran cannot be relied on to lose more points.
3. 'Survivor' could be a worse influence on humans than the Simpsons.

4. If I may be permitted, a friend send me this Pete Townshend acoustic version of 'Save it for Later'. Very pretty. Someone might enjoy it.

 

[The Half Back]

2. Posting solely in gifs for a week is incredibly challenging

Gumbies take over:
Step 1 - THB posts team sheet
Step 2 - Barrybran joins the Dragons
Step 3 - ???
Step 4 - Profit

 

[PMBangers]

1. SweetD is thick in the ass and thick in the head
2. Chipmunk is the life of every thread and party, they need to sort their sleep schedule so they can be awake for AUS posting hours
3. 11kgm and myself need Matty Lloyd to help with some goalkicking

 

[Agent93]

1. ClarkeM is so focussed on his posting number he squibs his own teammates.
2. It's really challenging to win the club goalkicking playing midfield, especially when the sim sticks you in the back pocket for half a game.
3. Something about the geography around Gumbania is causing it to consistently rain on match days.

1. When everybody else goes high, the Warriors go low. The spoon looks a certainty to join the utensils draw down at Van Cortlandt. While we're at it, has there ever been a worse ruck rover in the history of the competition than yours truly? No, there hasn't.

I'm pretty sure Rodders has played a season at RR.

 

[SweetD]

1. PMBangers will be a the Wonders next season

2. WE ******* SUCK so bad.

3. Hawks are ok, I guess.

 

[PMBangers]

1. PMBangers will be a the Wonders next season

They'll have to grab a number and get in queue

That number will be 1

 

[Chipmunk]

1. SweetD is thick in the ass and thick in the head
2. Chipmunk is the life of every thread and party, they need to sort their sleep schedule so they can be awake for AUS posting hours
3. 11kgm and myself need Matty Lloyd to help with some goalkicking

The game was an hour earlier than I expected

 

[ClarkeM]

The game was an hour earlier than I expected

You'd be the sort of guy to show up to a party at the scheduled start time.

 

[Chipmunk]

You'd be the sort of guy to show up to a party at the scheduled start time.

 

[The Half Back]

You'd be the sort of guy to show up to a party at the scheduled start time.

I bet you show up an hour late because it's cool.

 

[ClarkeM]

I bet you show up an hour late because it's cool.

Nah I just don't show up because I am never invited.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Nah I just don't show up because I am never invited.

I wonder why...

 

[ClarkeM]

I wonder why...

1. NaturalDisaster wonders why people don't get invited to parties.
2. NaturalDisaster is a big meanie.
3. NaturalDisaster loves me.

 

[JackBero]

hi NaturalDisaster how are the mid season survey results coming along

 

[ClarkeM]

hi NaturalDisaster how are the mid season survey results coming along

We get the results of the mid-season survey two days before the post-season survey comes out which is two weeks before the mid-post-season survey comes out just before the pre-season survey gets published.

Just be patient.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

hi NaturalDisaster how are the mid season survey results coming along

Will give it another week

Unfortunately, the way the stupid fixture has worked out, we don't play every team until about round 15ish, not going to run it til then.

We get the results of the mid-season survey two days before the post-season survey comes out which is two weeks before the mid-post-season survey comes out just before the pre-season survey gets published.

Just be patient.

This will be the last survey I do, possibly forever.

 

[JackBero]

We get the results of the mid-season survey two days before the post-season survey comes out which is two weeks before the mid-post-season survey comes out just before the pre-season survey gets published.

Just be patient.

 

[JackBero]

Will give it another week

Unfortunately, the way the stupid fixture has worked out, we don't play every team until about round 15ish, not going to run it til then.

ok
i just didnt learn anything this week so i thought i could get away with pinching something from the results

 

[NaturalDisaster]

ClarkeM spends the last 5 seasons crying about the survey, then sad faces me when I say it'll be the last I do.