Analysis Syria is better than Queensland - official thread

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SimpkinByTheDockOfTheBay

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Thread for comparisons between the two, with a definite preference for the Land of Al-Sham, home to the oldest continuously occupied city in the world, treasure trove of human history, the very cradle of civilisation.

Over Queensland, home to the oldest continuously working stripper in the world, treasure trove of meth pipes, the very cradle of racism on this island.

To open:

Queensland's Education Minister is called Grace Grace.

Syria's is Hazwan Al-Wuz

Very clearly Syria the winner here.
 

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I feel the need to go into bat for my home state here.
Prostitution is legal in qld but illegal in Syria.
Qld has a big pineapple but Syria only has regular sized pineapples.

I will however concede the average Syrian is probably more forward thinking, progressive and far less conservative than the average qlder though.
 

SimpkinByTheDockOfTheBay

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Aug 21, 2018
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I feel the need to go into bat for my home state here.
Prostitution is legal in qld but illegal in Syria.
Qld has a big pineapple but Syria only has regular sized pineapples.

I will however concede the average Syrian is probably more forward thinking, progressive and far less conservative than the average qlder though.
Queensland lady under pressure


Syrian lady under pressure

 

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