Toast Taylor Garner: Cult Hero

[GunSchwatta]

Bit harsh on someone who’s body has let him down and has been very good when he’s on the park.

Yeah maybe. I think his output has been overrated even when fit.

 

[Val Keating]

Do we?

Yeah we do.

 

[The Anvil]

Ok then lets see. Like Wood both seem to have plenty to offer and rarely deliver.

Both Garner and Wood can pretty much be summed up as "underwhelming".

Garner even in his best year (2017) averaged 16 possessions and under a goal a game, Wood was ok, at best, last year with around 13 possessions a game and 1.2 goals.

Wood does have a career 2.3 tackles a game, that sort of surprised me (on the high side)!

 

[Snake_Baker]

Thug Life

 

[LB2Snake]

Thug Life

Strange story huh. Friggin UNO. WTF

 

[Snake_Baker]

Strange story huh. Friggin UNO. WTF

Taylor lost the game and glassed Luke when the cameras stopped rolling.

 

[ferball]

Uno.




Garner was impressive in that Port game as well.

Unstoppable around the ball at times.

 

[ferball]

Taylor lost the game and glassed Luke when the cameras stopped rolling.

I like how they disguised a massive pile of stubbies as a weight bench.

 

[Val Keating]

Strange story huh. Friggin UNO. WTF

Yeah very strange. Was that actually on the news?

 

[The Nostradamus]

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

Surprised they haven’t made a video about Cam and Nick

 

[Heaps of fun]

Surprised they haven’t made a video about Cam and Nick

And the great parties they throw?

 

[andana]

What happened to Garners mum on here. Is that Garnersmash?

 

[GarnerSmash]

What happened to Garners mum on here. Is that Garnersmash?

Taylor has never suckled on these manly boobs.

 

[Shermanator]

You learn lots of stuff on here, like, Taylor’s mum has manly boobs and he was bottle fed as a baby..

 

[Snake_Baker]

You learn lots of stuff on here, like, Taylor’s mum has manly boobs and he was bottle fed as a baby..

Interesting that you mention this, as this little gem from the Garmer family photo album just happened to stray in to my in box.

 

[Snake_Baker]

Even Jed takes it easy around TG.



I'm tipping he'll be back and firing.

 

[Go_Roos!]

Very worried for a bit when I saw this thread up at the top, thought I was going to be reading how Taylor was out Saturday night down St.Kilda way, trying to chat up a long haired blonde or something

 

[sbdan]

Very worried for a bit when I saw this thread up at the top, thought I was going to be reading how Taylor was out Saturday night down St.Kilda way, trying to chat up a long haired blonde or something

It is 2020. I don't think anything will surprise me.

 

[The Warlord]

He's become the second best Garner at the club, will need to lift to overtake Jassie.

Interesting they both have worked as plumbers.

They should start a firm: "Garner and Garner ... we'll sort your s**t out".

 

[north_lad]

He's become the second best Garner at the club, will need to lift to overtake Jassie.

Interesting they both have worked as plumbers.

They should start a firm: "Garner and Garner ... we'll sort your s**t out".

Do love both. Maybe with this layoff Tay will get his body right at last.

 

[The Warlord]

Do love both. Maybe with this layoff Tay will get his body right at last.

His body is fine, reckon it his head he needs to get right, whether he wants it enough.

 

[Groucho]

Just watched the second quarter of the 2015 elim. Man what a quarter by TG. Great pack mark in the goal square, lovely perfectly weighted left foot pass to W80 for a goal and a superb piece of play keeping a loose ball in front of him until he was able to gather and shoot a handball to Boomer for a goal. No wonder we were excited!

 

[The Warlord]

Just watched the second quarter of the 2015 elim. Man what a quarter by TG. Great pack mark in the goal square, lovely perfectly weighted left foot pass to W80 for a goal and a superb piece of play keeping a loose ball in front of him until he was able to gather and shoot a handball to Boomer for a goal. No wonder we were excited!

Him and W80 kept us in it.

 

[King Corey]

He's become the second best Garner at the club, will need to lift to overtake Jassie.

Interesting they both have worked as plumbers.

They should start a firm: "Garner and Garner ... we'll sort your s**t out".

I know they're both on your Hall Pass list but it's not even a competition.

Jasmine's AFL NMFC equivalent would be Shaun Higgins - back to back B&F - not a sporadic x-factor type.