Mega Thread Tell It Like It Is

[Probitas_]

Country people that come into town with their utes all decked out in dumb shit. Full length RM Williams mudgard, four huge CB antennas, longhorn sticker, Southern Cross sticker, Bundy Bear sticker, other dumb shit.
Go back to Wiluna and stay there.

 

[Cat A]

Yeeeah, get that thing away.
Is it just a WA thing?

 

[Probitas_]

Yeeeah, get that thing away.
Is it just a WA thing?

I've seen it in South Gippsland a few times, I reckon Queensland probably have plenty too.

 

[Cat A]

I've seen it in South Gippsland a few times, I reckon Queensland probably have plenty too.

Oh shit yeah QLD would be the capital.
I also hate FIFO workers that straight up ask ya "dya have a trade?" Like they're screening you for worthiness.

Sure mate im a part time organ grinders monkey.

 

[Brown n Gold]

My Family stickers on cars... I don't give a **** about your illegitimate little sprog bags, or your dog, cat, goldfish etc etc.. the rest of the world would hate you less if you weren't such a campaigner!!

 

[ChappyUK]

I know, it's getting to the point where I can only afford cocaine like twice a week.

We cant all be Duritz

 

[oogac]

Its almost ****ing Monday .... And people are still carrying on like its Friday

 

[dymot]

Its almost ******* Monday .... And people are still carrying on like its Friday

It's always Friday at TGI Fridays.

 

[Les Norton]

Its almost ******* Monday .... And people are still carrying on like its Friday

People in Qld calling footy AFL. I always tell them that AFL is a competition not a code.
When it talk about the "footy", people ask me whether I'm talking about AFL. **** heads
Also, people up here that call footy jumpers Guernseys. My 2 boys play fooy (AUSSIE RULES THAT IS). Get emails from team managers, guernsey this guernsey that.

 

[KardiniaPark]

People in Qld calling footy AFL. I always tell them that AFL is a competition not a code.
When it talk about the "footy", people ask me whether I'm talking about AFL. **** heads
Also, people up here that call footy jumpers Guernseys. My 2 boys play fooy (AUSSIE RULES THAT IS). Get emails from team managers, guernsey this guernsey that.

They are Guernseys. A jumper is a pullover/zip up jacket etc...Unless you are Bosk and you wear a mesh see through top. I hear he looks like a ****ing xmas ham when he goes out clubbing.

 

[Les Norton]

They are Guernseys. A jumper is a pullover/zip up jacket etc...Unless you are Bosk and you wear a mesh see through top. I hear he looks like a ******* xmas ham when he goes out clubbing.

Whether it's a jumper, singlet whatever KP, our code call it a jumper.

 

[KardiniaPark]

Whether it's a jumper, singlet whatever KP, our code call it a jumper.

But a guernsey is a way to differentuate between a footy jumper and a FOOTY JUMPER. You tell the Mrs you bought a poo and wee jumper for the kids, she says ok they can wear it out tonight its cold. You say ahh no...then you have a 10 minute discussion on what you meant by jumper. If you just said Guernsey it would already have been sorted and you could have been ogling **** mcghee by now instead of going around in circles explaining shit to your Mrs.

TLDR - Call it a guernsey, saves trouble = ogle ****.

 

[Les Norton]

But a guernsey is a way to differentuate between a footy jumper and a FOOTY JUMPER. You tell the Mrs you bought a poo and wee jumper for the kids, she says ok they can wear it out tonight its cold. You say ahh no...then you have a 10 minute discussion on what you meant by jumper. If you just said Guernsey it would already have been sorted and you could have been ogling **** mcghee by now instead of going around in circles explaining shit to your Mrs.

TLDR - Call it a guernsey, saves trouble = ogle ****.

Has anyone ever TLDR'd their own post - in that post.

 

[Double the Fist]

****ing **** suckers who move into a lane while driving, then after they are within the lane, then put thier ****ing indicator on!
****ing ***baggers!

 

[Frankston Rover]

Trade Week Live Feed.

Who the f**k has time or inclination to post "Hey Gilbert, what about Montagna to Essendon for Pick 75 then we trade that to GWS for Pick 1 and Taylor Adams?", "Butcher to GWS for Patton", "I've heard it's Dal Santo to Chelsea for Lampard."

Gilbert needs a kick in the arse for not moderating properly but to the knobs posting fantasy and bullsh!t - bugger off.


Microwaved Pies.

Has anyone ever asked for a Four'n'Twenty and said, "Could you just zap that for 2 minutes please? I like my pies soggy and cold in the middle?"

No. So when I ask for one don't say "We've got no hot ones but I can microwave one for you.."


Socceroos

The sad part is if Guus does come back he'll have the same f**king squad he had in 2006. A bunch of old hacks who now instead of playing for EPL clubs are now playing in Thailand, Qatar and the prestigeous Peruvian League. Where are all these people who supposedly play soccer?

Not here.


Horse Floats.

Geez I f**king hate horse floats...

 

[Cat A]

Yeh I had a horse float episode this morning on the not so state of the art Kwinana Freeway, one of the main arterials here in Perth, if you can call it that.
Nothing happened, it was just a 4wd and a horse float deciding a little bit late that it needed to cross from right lane through centre to left. Two big dumb horses asses staring back at me.
There needs to be a law.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Yeh I had a horse float episode this morning on the not so state of the art Kwinana Freeway, one of the main arterials here in Perth, if you can call it that.
Nothing happened, it was just a 4wd and a horse float deciding a little bit late that it needed to cross from right lane through centre to left. Two big dumb horses asses staring back at me.
There needs to be a law.

So the float was half open and half mirrored.


Haw haw haw. see what I did there?

 

[Cat A]

So the float was half open and half mirrored.


Haw haw haw. see what I did there?

Yes it reminded me of in the bathroom.
I am not an animal!

 

[zackah]

My Family stickers on cars... I don't give a **** about your illegitimate little sprog bags, or your dog, cat, goldfish etc etc.. the rest of the world would hate you less if you weren't such a silly!!

I do like these two variations on the theme however

 

[ChappyUK]

Flogs that bump their own threads. Stupid sillys.

 

[dymot]

Flogs that bump their own threads. Stupid sillys.

It is only Thursday in Lon though .

 

[Capt Courageous]

Bushfires!!!!!,.............. More specifically the saturation coverage by media outlets of Bushfires, and the qaulity of young female reporters they send out to cover the bushfires.
Young female reporter to a woman affected by the fire.....
Reporter: "so Margaret, your house has been completely destroyed, there's absolutely nothing left at all, you've also lost the car and sadly you're pets appeared to have been trapped in the fire. A lifetime of hard work and memories gone in a matter of minutes, and the reality of years of hard work ahead to rebuild your life.........how are you feeling right now"
Margaret: " HOW AM I FEELING?????????.............the look on her face was priceless, it just screamed " get f*****d "

 

[Baldur]

People that do not work complaining about daylight savings. Was visiting rels in the country. My 70+ year old aunts where whining about how daylight savings was bad. FFS they do not work and mainly live on farms anyway where the working hours are defined by the sun not the clock. They can simply ignore it.

At least they did not complain about fading curtains, they are not Queenslanders.

 

[KAYNE]

Rucci has told it like it is on news.com.au

Rucci, was there a particular reason why Gunston chose Hawthorn or did they pursue him? Crows fans must be tearing their nests out!
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  His boyfriend lives in Hawthorn

 

[Les Norton]

Bushfires!!!!!,.............. More specifically the saturation coverage by media outlets of Bushfires, and the qaulity of young female reporters they send out to cover the bushfires.
Young female reporter to a woman affected by the fire.....
Reporter: "so Margaret, your house has been completely destroyed, there's absolutely nothing left at all, you've also lost the car and sadly you're pets appeared to have been trapped in the fire. A lifetime of hard work and memories gone in a matter of minutes, and the reality of years of hard work ahead to rebuild your life.........how are you feeling right now"
Margaret: " HOW AM I FEELING?????????.............the look on her face was priceless, it just screamed " get f*****d "

I'm on you there. Do they give a **** about the people's sufferings? Not likely, the Walkely Award is all they're thinkng about.
Frontline did a number on those pricks. Best Aussie series ever.

I remember a few years back when there was the cyclone through Innisfail, there was some knob jockey standing out in the howling winds hair blowing everywhere, being a super hero. WHY THE **** DID HE NEED TO BE STANDING THERE. I remember quietly wishing for a street sign to impale his ****ing head. I think it ws little Denyer campaigner or whatever his ****ing name is. Report the news by all means, but do it from the studio. Glory seeking campaigners... I ****ing hate them all.