Mega Thread Tell It Like It Is

[W. Smithers]

Sticking with World Movies, you check the program guide and see an R rated (N, S, A and L) movie coming up next, info is something like Michele and Francis meet on holiday and spend most of the next two hours naked.

Beauty, the missus has gone to bed early, you start to watch and Michele and Francis are men!!!

 

[Franc de Borges]

Casual day on Friday and some prick wears an Ed Hardy t-shirt.

 

[KardiniaPark]

Last night on world movies, there was a movie called Human Centipede II.
Watched for 10 minutes in sheer amazement of who gross it was.
**** me, if you've seen it all, get to a doctor quick, if you haven't dont. You could google it and read about it, that may make you sick as it is.

Have you seen the first one? You need to see them in order to understand

BTW #1 is the biggest pile of a shit movie you will ever see. They remembered the fright factor but forgot to tell a decent ****ing story. They lost me two minutes in when the two pretty girls car breaks down/they then have to get out of the car in the middle of nowhere/when they do it starts raining/whoops they happen to knock on the madman's door.

Give me a ****ing spell, anyone that has anything to do with that franchise should be ****ing ashamed of themselves. Not because someone thought of making a centipede out of humans but because of the way they put no ****ing effort into making it what should have been a great horror movie. Instead it was rushed and ****ing pathetic 1/10.
/rant

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Last night on world movies, there was a movie called Human Centipede II.
Watched for 10 minutes in sheer amazement of who gross it was.
**** me, if you've seen it all, get to a doctor quick, if you haven't dont. You could google it and read about it, that may make you sick as it is.

There is a third one coming as well, but if you want a great disgusting trilogy I highly recommend the 3 feast movies. There are razor teethed creatures from hell, biker molls, blood, guts, cat-rape and ****.

5 stars

 

[Les Norton]

It wasn't quite as bad as the 7 mins or so I watched of Cannibal Holocaust. That was straight out the most disgusting thing I've ever seen on telly.
Anyone capable of watching the whole of that movie needs help. I wiki'd the plot to read what else happened and felt crook after that.
The campaigner that made it got arrested for murder afterwards and only cleared after the actors rocked up to prove they were still alive for **** sake

 

[Bosk]

Have you seen the first one? You need to see them in order to understand

BTW #1 is the biggest pile of a shit movie you will ever see. They remembered the fright factor but forgot to tell a decent ******* story. They lost me two minutes in when the two pretty girls car breaks down/they then have to get out of the car in the middle of nowhere/when they do it starts raining/whoops they happen to knock on the madman's door.

Give me a ******* spell, anyone that has anything to do with that franchise should be ******* ashamed of themselves. Not because someone thought of making a centipede out of humans but because of the way they put no ******* effort into making it what should have been a great horror movie. Instead it was rushed and ******* pathetic 1/10.
/rant

KP you strike me as exactly the sort of sick, depraved ****er who would love movies like Salo & Cannibal Holocaust.

 

[Bosk]

It wasn't quite as bad as the 7 mins or so I watched of Cannibal Holocaust. That was straight out the most disgusting thing I've ever seen on telly.
Anyone capable of watching the whole of that movie needs help. I wiki'd the plot to read what else happened and felt crook after that.
The Syd that made it got arrested for murder afterwards and only cleared after the actors rocked up to prove they were still alive for **** sake

I'm with you Les. If i want to watch a slaughter I'd rather tune into the Hawks vs GWS game.

 

[ChappyUK]

Bump because it's off season a d I'm bored.

Also I have had a ****ing gutful of selfies. Especially ones of **** smoking footballers on their end of season trips.

Ones of hot celeb chicks getting their kit off are ok but the rest of you self absorbed campaigners can get ****ed

 

[JustaBattler]

Bump because it's off season a d I'm bored.

Also I have had a ******* gutful of selfies. Especially ones of **** smoking footballers on their end of season trips.

Dude you live in London - home of the second ugliest wimmin on the planet - get a life.

 

[ChappyUK]

Dude you live in London - home of the second ugliest wimmin on the planet - get a life.

Who's no 1.
Thank god for the UKs slack immigration policy. Place is now crawling with hot Europeans.

 

[NetworkNerd]

Dude you live in London - home of the second ugliest wimmin on the planet - get a life.

Where's the home of the ugliest women?

 

[JustaBattler]

Who's no 1.
Thank god for the UKs slack immigration policy. Place is now crawling with hot Europeans.

I'm there for Christmas ..and then off to Bucharest...

 

[ChappyUK]

I'm there for Christmas ..and then off to Bucharest...

Should have the plane to yourself. Not many Romanians flying from London. Coming back though might be a squeeze.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Flogs that bump their own threads. Stupid sillys.

I hate these necrobumping clowns...

 

[JustaBattler]

Should have the plane to yourself. Not many Romanians flying from London. Coming back though might be a squeeze.

Romania - to Prague - Prague to Mumbai - Mumbai to Puerto Rico...( a great legit Tax haven for US citizens )

 

[JeddaB]

Dude you live in London - home of the second ugliest wimmin on the planet - get a life.

Also home of page 3 and an endless supply of top heavy girls.
For that they get

 

[chefmeister]

Where's the home of the ugliest women?

Tullamarine...

 

[Purple Suit]

I still hate Gen Y. The players are now running 3 clubs because these soft ***** don't like it when it gets tough and they think they know what the game plan should be. It always turns out well when that happens.

They need to wait their turn.

 

[captain blood 17]

You campaigners that drive trucks, i'm directing this at you. When you're at the lights, and you're behind another truck, STAY THE **** OUT OF THE RIGHT LANE!!! Don't change into the right line, you're a truck. You slow everything down. And when you're at an intersection, just wait an extra 2 seconds so we can go past you. DON'T ****ING PULL OUT IN FRONT OF US MAKING IT SO WE HAVE TO DROP FROM 80 TO 20 BECAUSE YOU'RE A ****HEAD. CAPICHE?


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[Stan_Darsh72]

You campaigners that drive trucks, i'm directing this at you. When you're at the lights, and you're behind another truck, STAY THE **** OUT OF THE RIGHT LANE!!! Don't change into the right line, you're a truck. You slow everything down. And when you're at an intersection, just wait an extra 2 seconds so we can go past you. DON'T ******* PULL OUT IN FRONT OF US MAKING IT SO WE HAVE TO DROP FROM 80 TO 20 BECAUSE YOU'RE A ****HEAD. CAPICHE?


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This.

Also slow campaigner drivers who feel the need to go 60 on the ****ing freeway and those who dont use indicators.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

This.

Also slow campaigner drivers who feel the need to go 60 on the ******* freeway and those who dont use indicators.

And those ****ers who drive 20ks under the limit on single lane long drives, the minute an overtaking lane appears, they're Nigel Mansell. campaigners

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Gooses? Really?

 

[KardiniaPark]

KP you strike me as exactly the sort of sick, depraved goose who would love movies like Salo & Cannibal Holocaust.

Sorry for the 12 month reply

Yeah I love horror movies, but they have to be done right. Like Saw, that's ****ing amazing. I will look into those you mentioned, might watch one after the races tonight

 

[KardiniaPark]

Where's the home of the ugliest women?

Yer Mum's place.

 

[Lethality]

Truckies who take it personally because you dared to try and overtake them.