Test The Ashes Fourth Test December 26-30 1000hrs @ The MCG

[Caztheconquerer]

Beautiful went for a piss and another wicket falls

 

[cats_09]

Credit to the Barmy Army - after the fall of Crawley they've moved onto a new song

"We're ****ing shit
We're ****ing shit"

And repeat

 

[k31th]

Boland must be jealous of Neser here, he'd be ripping them apart, too

 

[Struggle]

Curator had a perfect 5 day pitch last year then decides go with grass 40% longer this time

What a hack

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

This is insane!

Steve Smith says “Get me out cheaply, will ya!”

 

[Plugger35]

England are dropping like flies, the Aussies could be batting again today.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Is the pitch bunsen minefield levels of difficulty or are the batsmen not applying themselves?

Much more of the second.

 

[cats_09]

Brook going to Baz Ball

 

[Snarls Barkley]

I think Green's dual 40s on a deck that nobody could score runs on in the most recent test is notable enough that when combined with Webster's poor shield form it matters.

Pro Webster's arguments would be able to hang their hat on a lot more if he'd just managed to get a 50 in his 4 shield innings - even in poor form otherwise (averaging 20 or whatever) - to the start the season, but he couldn't even manage that.

Green at his best is clearly a better bat and prospect, I had no issue with him getting first crack and there isn’t room for both of them. He’s clearly not near his best, his head isn’t right. Has batted five times and had three of the most brain dead dismissals you’ll ever see. I have real worries if we keep rewarding him for playing shit cricket, that he’ll keep playing shit cricket

Webster has averaged 50 over the last three seasons and 30 games of Shield cricket. Not sure why so much emphasis has been put on his last two games

It’s all meaningless though. If he didn’t get dropped after last Test, he is never getting dropped. Hopefully the blind faith in him pays off, it didn’t for Marsh

 

[MarcMaverick]

The MCG curator juiced this pitch too much.

More than a bunch of body builders.

 

[troybe]

This guy is an absolute dickhead

 

[scottywiper]

Brook is a ****ing simpleton.

 

[Membling]

Well Brook is going cheap.

 

[k31th]

lol @ Brook coming down the pitch first ball

 

[peternorth]

hahahha brook

 

[Nelso]

Brook what a hack

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Hahaha do that again Brook

 

[satty]

Everyone with day 3 tickets.

 

[Proeagle]

Lol, Brooke trying to prove Bazball is still a good option.

 

[philreich]

LOL if we'd made another 80, we might have been able to enforce the follow on.

 

[Mister B]

Just call the series off. The ****ing Poms are just looking to go home. What a ****ing joke they are.

 

[Westend]

wtf was that

seriously brook just F**K off

 

[Scholz Supremacy]

Harry Brook without a care in the world

 

[DaRick]

LOL England.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

The MCG curator juiced this pitch too much.

Its more juiced than a bloke on steroids