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what has happened to nerf he used to post alot more than everybody else (in this thread) now he doesn't post
I had to appear in a tortia in Mexico.

Basically Mario Kart > All.

Or perhaps I just got back from my honeymoon with both Courtnie and Kritika, without them knowing about one another?

Or perhaps I have been here all along? Just spying, watching, like Michael Myers in Halloween.

Or perhaps I went back in time, or into the future, and what seemed like only a few hours between posts here, was actually 5 years then, as I broke my time machine as I couldn't find anything to generate the 2.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!!! GREAT SCOTTS!!!!

Or perhaps I was servicing someones momma? Ooooooooh!!!!!

Or perhaps I'm just too cool to post here anymore?

Or perhaps I joined the list of BigFooty posters to disappear, and am on a secret island somewhere drinking Martinis with Catfish Jake?

Or perhaps I joined a secret cult, who brainwashed me, telling me that BigFooty is bad, and was forced to change my name to 'Mother Shabubu'.

Or perhaps I fell down a well? And if it wasn't for Sting and a bunch of other celebrities singing a song about me, I would still be down there. Internet is hard to come by down in a well, I couldn't get a signal on my wireless.

Or perhaps I joined the circus? My freakishly gigantic penis, wowed everybody who witnessed. But after I tried to leave, the Grand Master locked me in a cage, so i couldn't escape. But I merely used my enormous penis as a crowbar and bent a gap in the bars wide enough for me to escape through.

Or perhaps I was abducted by aliens? Who have mastered the art of all technology and let me play their new wizz bang invention that they call 'Pong' on a giant screen in their space ship? Pong can be very addictive you know.

Or perhaps I have spent the last few weeks thinking of all these 'Or perhaps' lines to use in this post?
 

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Re: Excuse me....... "Testicles", that is all.

or perhaps you realised how much wario tehsucks and started using yoshi then got addicted to yoshi and played mariokart for a week or so straight.
 
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