The Boredom Thread

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Oh... so Hermione is the female character from Harry Potter?...

That would be correct. Emma Watson I think it is.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

No muscle?

Are you kidding me?

I get a huge muscle over that picture everytime I look at it.

Meh Swannie's my second boy

Gonna name my first born Dane after him

 

[martyTHOMAS]

In the books you expect Hermione to look like someone has smacked her in the face.
But in the movie, no.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Meh Swannie's my second boy

Gonna name my first born Dane after him

NAH-AH!

I DON'T THINK SO!

The only way you will be doing that is if you and I get married and have a kid. Which ain't gonna happen.

Not until you buy me a drink at least.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

In the books you expect Hermione to look like someone has smacked her in the face.
But in the movie, no.

In the books to me, she was blonde, blue eyes, had developed quickly for her age. Nice long legs, beautiful tan... and could something something a golf ball through a something...

Oh right, your 13. Maybe you shouldn't read this post.

 

[TorresIsGod]

Lol xD

Nerf is ghey, clearly

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Lol xD

Nerf is ghey, clearly

Don't be so naive.

These days, any hole is a goal.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

NAH-AH!

I DON'T THINK SO!

The only way you will be doing that is if you and I get married and have a kid. Which ain't gonna happen.

Not until you buy me a drink at least.

But Nerf, I can change...

just wait till Tarks retires, then we'll talk.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

In the books to me, she was blonde, blue eyes, had developed quickly for her age. Nice long legs, beautiful tan... and could something something a golf ball through a something...

Oh right, your 13. Maybe you shouldn't read this post.

I had a similar picture. Damn movie.

 

[martyTHOMAS]

In the books to me, she was blonde, blue eyes, had developed quickly for her age. Nice long legs, beautiful tan... and could something something a golf ball through a something...

Oh right, your 13. Maybe you shouldn't read this post.

I'm 14!!!!!

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

But Nerf, I can change...

just wait till Tarks retires, then we'll talk.

Well...

I might aswell. I'd have more chance of naming my first born Dane with you.

With Courtnie it would be Dale, then Thomas, then Daisy, followed by Dale Junior, and then Thomas Junior. And well, I just won't be able to keep up.

 

[TorresIsGod]

Sif you even watched the movies in the first place...

Everyone here much tehsucks!

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

I'm 14!!!!!

Ahh well, it's okay then. We can talk about anything now guys...


...Boobs.

 

[TorresIsGod]

Clearly, it's going to be Fernando, or Jordan

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Sif you even watched the movies in the first place...

Everyone here much tehsucks!

This is coming from the guy who hasn't seen Back to the Future... NOT ANY OF THEM.

You probably haven't seen Star Wars.

And well... I mean seriously, Back To The Future! GREAT SCOTTS!

 

[TorresIsGod]

I've seen all 6 Star Wars movies, haven't seen any BTTF or Rocky movies.

 

[martyTHOMAS]

Ahh well, it's okay then. We can talk about anything now guys...


...Boobs.

We get to put a condom on a banana in sex ed this year

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

I've seen all 6 Star Wars movies, haven't seen any BTTF or Rocky movies.

Don't worry. I haven't seen any Rocky movies either. Or The Godfather.

BUT NOT BACK TO THE FUTURE!

I mean especially since like... Channel 10 show them at least 8 times a year. How can you somehow repeatedly miss them?

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

We get to put a condom on a banana in sex ed this year

Why?

It's not like the banana can ejaculate when you... you know.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Well...

I might aswell. I'd have more chance of naming my first born Dane with you.

With Courtnie it would be Dale, then Thomas, then Daisy, followed by Dale Junior, and then Thomas Junior. And well, I just won't be able to keep up.

Nup. Court wants her first called Tarkyn. So did I, but Tarkyn doesn't sit well with my surname,

 

[TorresIsGod]

Don't worry about the condom when you're with Ash, from what I've been told, you don't have time to put a condom on Ash, he ejaculates far too early xD

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Nup. Court wants her first called Tarkyn. So did I, but Tarkyn doesn't sit well with my surname,

There is no surname that goes well with Tarkyn. As it is a ridiculous name.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Don't worry about the condom when you're with Ash, from what I've been told, you don't have time to put a condom on Ash, he ejaculates far too early xD

But like the Energiser Bunny I just keep going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going...

FOR AN ENTIRE 3 MINUTES!

 

[martyTHOMAS]

Why?

It's not like the banana can ejaculate when you... you know.

So when we actually put it on the real thing, we'll know how
My friend had the class the other day, the teacher told them chocolate flavoured condoms are the nicest And she was telling a group of guys this.

 

[TorresIsGod]

3 minutes is 2:59 more than Alex ever managed with his biker buddies xD