Doomsday/Prophecies The Countdown: End Times is good times

[Malifice]

Thread needs more:

 

[Ron The Bear]

On the bright side, it'll be December 22nd here so we'll have had an extra day. Winning.

 

[Upton Sinclair]

"9......."

The actual calendar doesn't actually end, it just cycles...

 

[blackcat]

Well with the much vaunted apocalypse a mere 10 days away I thought I would start a thread commemorating the fun times we've all enjoyed together and hopefully provide a place to share your direst predictions and prognostications for the 21st of December 2012.

Will the poles reverse? Will Jeebus return? Is this the dawning of the age of Aquarius? Were the Mayans right or did they just run out of tablet space?

Friends of SR+P get all escatalogical while you still have the chance (but don't forget to clean up the mess).

"10......."

you can give me your Dinosaur jr tix, so I can take a few lassies of mine. only a few.

 

[mantis]

I hope I get to hold hands with Kirsten Dunst:



...accompanied by John Charles magnificent score:

Melancholia was a brilliant movie.

 

[blackcat]

I hope I get to hold hands with Kirsten Dunst:

feeee
nom
minal

cheekbones

 

[Goat 53]

Definitely Zombies.

"You shot the Zombie mantis.."

"She was a Zombie?"

 

[holy diver]

Zombies. Be Z ready people.

At least Freo is in with a chance for the premiership next season.

 

[holy diver]

feeee
nom
minal

cheekbones

She and Bonesaw McGaw (Randy Savage) are the best things in Spiderman. Bruce Campbell as ring announcer is good too.

 

[Theseventhhamster]

I have a 2 year old, a newborn and a wife with a blown out ankle. They better be shuffling zombies rather than the new sprinting ones or I'm stuffed.

 

[Pie eyed]

It has started.


I found a frog in the workshop this morning, doubtless to be followed by a plague of locust.


REPENT.

 

[Pie eyed]

But understand this, that in the last days there will come times of difficulty. For people will be lovers of self, lovers of money, proud, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, heartless, unappeasable, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not loving good, treacherous, reckless, swollen with conceit, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having the appearance of godliness, but denying its power. Avoid such people. - 2 Timothy 3 1-5



"7...."

LOL.
The last days started nearly 2 million years ago in an African rift valley then......

 

[blackcat]

It has started.


I found a frog in the workshop this morning, doubtless to be followed by a plague of locust.


REPENT.

 

[blackcat]

 

[SnakeMan86]

Starting from aug 21 3114 bc, to now 2012??? wouldn't the date have already passed some time ago with the addition in our time of leap years etc????

 

[Hard_to_Beat]

feeee
nom
minal

cheekbones

Nice **** too.

 

[evo]

Allah said:
"The Hour (of Judgment) is nigh, and the moon is cleft asunder." (Al-Qamar 54:1)

"3......."

 

[blackcat]

Nice **** too.

I did not quite have your same eloquence old skool

 

[blackcat]

Allah said:
"The Hour (of Judgment) is nigh, and the moon is cleft asunder." (Al-Qamar 54:1)

"3......."

you nicked my quran u carnt

shariah takes your hand from the wristbone down. no more hand relief onanism evo

 

[rayven]

If the mayans had a sense of occasion, they would of ended the calender on valentines day...

 

[evo]

Mabus then will soon die, there will come
A horrible undoing of people and animals:
At once vengeance one will see vengeance,
One hundred hands, thirst, famine, when the comet will run. (Century 2, Quatrain 62)

-Nostradamus


One more sleep.......

 

[Hard_to_Beat]

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

 

[damochandler]

i got my surfboard ready for that first wave that hits the earth

 

[R00StaR]

Its not looking good guys, dont forget to slip slop slap

 

[blackcat]

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

I took a dump