Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

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davywap

Norm Smith Medallist
Apr 10, 2010
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"I LIKE how ya say they circle up two weeks ago aftatheessedon game MAYBE this week they circle up NAKED be vulnerable n' throw it all be just JUST be BARE 'n throw it all on the table WE'RE AT DESPERATE STAKES GERARD *pregnant pause* we're at ROUND SIX St.Kilda've had two 75-point plus losses in the last two weeks, on THEIR favourite deck, Y'KNOW, sah whatiissit, is it SYSTEM FA THEM, is it MOINDSET? It it ALWAYS it's a COMBINATION it is always a combinATION, SOOOO, BRETT RATT'N n' 'is coaching staff, they're godda do THEIR BIT we've gotta change our system, weregottachangeoursystem!! An' opefully that sparks ATTITUDE!! OKAY?? Ya can't say OH I HOPE YA SPARK ATTITUDE then we'll keep runnin' THA SYSTEM s'just bangin ya head against a brick warLL! SahSOMETHIN' has ta change!! WHich is WHOOOY Nafan Buckley, I believe, did tha roight thing, byyyy, playin Keane 'n playin Darcy Moore forward, if ya keep dointhasame thing and KEEP gettin the same RESULT, YA BANGIN ya head against THE DESK! Sahhhho oim really interesting in seeing what Ratten does at selection! Does 'e back em'in?? Or does eee, y'know, gao BANG!? And, n' how they, how they ran out on tha weekend they'replayintheBRISBANELIONS the Brisbane Lions are back in town ... *dead air* ... eh they're, t'is the Brisbane Lions?? NAHHHIT'S CAAAARL'N, it's Carl'n, St.Kild'replayin'ummm Port ADELAIDE .... AHHH well. We can just put up tha whoite flag or we'can g'out there n' give everth'n y'bet give EVER'THIN' YA GOT defensively n' then we'll go from there."

I don't know about you brothers but I need a cigarette after that technicolour stream from the pulpit.

Blessed be.
The newest testament has been blessed upon us, praise.
 

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Custard Guts

Team Captain
Jul 6, 2015
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Brothers, I offer you a two and a half minute torrent of wild, unstoppable ferocity, like sitting astride the throne after a suspect batch of honey prawns.

---

Gerard, setting the stage without quite realising what he's about to unleash : "The way they got beaten by Geelong, that was something else again. It felt like a seismic result Friday night, and then the rest is forecasting as to what it means. What did you think, watching it?"

*five stunning seconds of dead air-cum-TGO'S internal think music then a deep inhale*

TGO : "WhaddidIthink UUHHHM ..."

*Lips firmly pursed like He's about to perform a dive bomb at the Warrandyte Pool then sternly exhaling as if to pacify a molten meat pie after taking that lethal first bite*

"I THOUGHT at half time durin' the second quarder GO. AFTA. THEM. GEELONG! GO AFTA THEM. THAYRE ONLY HOOMAN and WHAT RICHMOND've been able to do SO SO WELL thhhhhh they THEY HUNT the opposition n' then their SPEED on the outside n' their SURGE and they just blow teams away! AN' I think, I think fer a lotta years n' again it's ONLY MY opinion Gerard ferralottayears I think teams garpagainst'R'mond and 'fink 'ow can we take away their pressure an' how can we TAKE THAT AWAY FROM THEM, instead, an' we spoke about this last Wensdee 'n ERRYONE's hadacrack at Richmon' an' etcetera an' OI know that but we spoke LET'S FLIP IT, LET'S MAKE Richmond A little bit vunnerable, LET'S MAKE Richmond 'OHH HANG ON, they're TACKLIN' US, they're HEAVIN' us' OIIII'AVENOTSEEN the FRONT ON PRESSURE, from Geelong, or ANY TEAM on RICHMOND, fa' quoite some time, an' I KNOW this is a pop'lar comment ya'know RICHmond were out-Richmond BUT IT FELT LIKE to me EV'RY TIME a person A-A-AT THE CONTEST or someone on 'em (MIGHTY CLAP!!) but EV'RY TIME but WHEN RICHMOND WERE ABLE TO flip it out, SOMEONE from Geelong was READY (CLAPPP!!) to TAKEM OUT! BODYLOIN them! AND that's wot I call HUN-TING. AN' I think they hunted and GUESS WHAT they're YUMAN an' guess what?! They started ta' FEEL IT an' they started ta' drop MARKS n' theyjustsartedta'feelabit JUMPY, which they've made seven'eenotherteams JUMPY, ova the last four weeks AN' WHAT WE'VE SEEN in the last three weeks RIGHT? Listen ta' erryone talk about these losses Melbourne got them by hand they exposed 'em by hand 'LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THIS erryone they esposed'emby'and and the *indecipherable* ...

*Gerard, a picture of calm feigned interest but betrayed by his eyes which begin to dart from left to right like someone whose pingers were laced with a little too much quick stuff*

... SWANS, gott'emby the foot (CLAPPP!!) thay we're spreading em in the forward loine AND THA CONTEST, this week? Geelong? CONTEST! Gott'em on the outside with their PRESSURE it was immense it was IMMENSE their pressure AND WHEN THEY GOT IT? ERRYTHING happens, in moi opinion, ERRYTHING HAPPENS AFTER what happens in THA' CONTEST y'r either chasing AAARSEerrr' chasing TAIL, chasing tail 'cos they've gotitatthecontest OR YOUR'VEGOTT'iT an' Geelong are use to bein' roilly careful n' GUESS WHAT on the weekend (THUNDEROUS CLAP!!) BAAAAAANG!!! HOW EXCITIN' WAS it, ta WATCH?? Now, can that be REPLICATED?? Does err OTHA' TEAMS they're NOT good'enuff teams ...

*Gerard checking his watch*

TGO : "... ta' DO THAT ta' Richmond, d'you agree wiv that??"

Gerard, desperately : "Yeeeap!"

TGO : "Prolley seveneight teams who can't DO THAT, but what we've seen is three teams, GET 'EM, in diff'rent WAYS? But'it'sall, with tha' contest, an' tha pressure. It's ALL based on PRESSURE MATE I THINK it IS! D'yoo agree with me or not??"

---

And I ask ye brothers, who in their right mind dare disagree.
 
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Private Hudson

Club Legend
Mar 31, 2011
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North Melbourne
Brothers, I offer you a two and a half minute torrent of wild, unstoppable ferocity, like sitting astride the throne after a suspect batch of honey prawns.

---

Gerard, setting the stage without quite realising what he's about to unleash : "The way they got beaten by Geelong, that was something else again. It felt like a seismic result Friday night, and then the rest is forecasting as to what it means. What did you think, watching it?"

*five stunning seconds of dead air-cum-TGO'S internal think music then a deep inhale*

TGO : "WhaddidIthink UUHHHM ..."

*Lips firmly pursed like He's about to perform a dive bomb at the Warrandyte Pool then sternly exhaling as if to pacify a molten meat pie after taking that lethal first bite*

"I THOUGHT at half time durin' the second quarder GO. AFTA. THEM. GEELONG! GO AFTA THEM. THAYRE ONLY HOOMAN and WHAT RICHMOND've been able to do SO SO WELL thhhhhh they THEY HUNT the opposition n' then their SPEED on the outside n' their SURGE and they just blow teams away! AN' I think, I think fer a lotta years n' again it's ONLY MY opinion Gerard ferralottayears I think teams garpagainst'R'mond and 'fink 'ow can we take away their pressure an' how can we TAKE THAT AWAY FROM THEM, instead, an' we spoke about this last Wensdee 'n ERRYONE's hadacrack at Richmon' an' etcetera an' OI know that but we spoke LET'S FLIP IT, LET'S MAKE Richmond A little bit vunnerable, LET'S MAKE Richmond 'OHH HANG ON, they're TACKLIN' US, they're HEAVIN' us' OIIII'AVENOTSEEN the FRONT ON PRESSURE, from Geelong, or ANY TEAM on RICHMOND, fa' quoite some time, an' I KNOW this is a pop'lar comment ya'know RICHmond were out-Richmond BUT IT FELT LIKE to me EV'RY TIME a person A-A-AT THE CONTEST or someone on 'em (MIGHTY CLAP!!) but EV'RY TIME but WHEN RICHMOND WERE ABLE TO flip it out, SOMEONE from Geelong was READY (CLAPPP!!) to TAKEM OUT! BODYLOIN them! AND that's wot I call HUN-TING. AN' I think they hunted and GUESS WHAT they're YUMAN an' guess what?! They started ta' FEEL IT an' they started ta' drop MARKS n' theyjustsartedta'feelabit JUMPY, which they've made seven'eenotherteams JUMPY, ova the last four weeks AN' WHAT WE'VE SEEN in the last three weeks RIGHT? Listen ta' erryone talk about these losses Melbourne got them by hand they exposed 'em by hand 'LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THIS erryone they esposed'emby'and and the *indecipherable* ...

*Gerard, a picture of calm feigned interest but betrayed by his eyes which begin to dart from left to right like someone whose pingers were laced with a little too much quick stuff*

... SWANS, gott'emby the foot (CLAPPP!!) thay we're spreading em in the forward loine AND THA CONTEST, this week? Geelong? CONTEST! Gott'em on the outside with their PRESSURE it was immense it was IMMENSE their pressure AND WHEN THEY GOT IT? ERRYTHING happens, in moi opinion, ERRYTHING HAPPENS AFTER what happens in THA' CONTEST y'r either chasing AAARSEerrr' chasing TAIL, chasing tail 'cos they've gotitatthecontest OR YOUR'VEGOTT'iT an' Geelong are use to bein' roilly careful n' GUESS WHAT on the weekend (THUNDEROUS CLAP!!) BAAAAAANG!!! HOW EXCITIN' WAS it, ta WATCH?? Now, can that be REPLICATED?? Does err OTHA' TEAMS they're NOT good'enuff teams ...

*Gerard checking his watch*

TGO : "... ta' DO THAT ta' Richmond, d'you agree wiv that??"

Gerard, desperately : "Yeeeap!"

TGO : "Prolley seveneight teams who can't DO THAT, but what we've seen is three teams, GET 'EM, in diff'rent WAYS? But'it'sall, with tha' contest, an' tha pressure. It's ALL based on PRESSURE MATE I THINK it IS! D'yoo agree with me or not??"

---

And I ask ye brothers, who in their right mind dare disagree.
Praise be.
 

Boristown

Premiership Player
May 24, 2015
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Brothers, I offer you a two and a half minute torrent of wild, unstoppable ferocity, like sitting astride the throne after a suspect batch of honey prawns.

---

Gerard, setting the stage without quite realising what he's about to unleash : "The way they got beaten by Geelong, that was something else again. It felt like a seismic result Friday night, and then the rest is forecasting as to what it means. What did you think, watching it?"

*five stunning seconds of dead air-cum-TGO'S internal think music then a deep inhale*

TGO : "WhaddidIthink UUHHHM ..."

*Lips firmly pursed like He's about to perform a dive bomb at the Warrandyte Pool then sternly exhaling as if to pacify a molten meat pie after taking that lethal first bite*

"I THOUGHT at half time durin' the second quarder GO. AFTA. THEM. GEELONG! GO AFTA THEM. THAYRE ONLY HOOMAN and WHAT RICHMOND've been able to do SO SO WELL thhhhhh they THEY HUNT the opposition n' then their SPEED on the outside n' their SURGE and they just blow teams away! AN' I think, I think fer a lotta years n' again it's ONLY MY opinion Gerard ferralottayears I think teams garpagainst'R'mond and 'fink 'ow can we take away their pressure an' how can we TAKE THAT AWAY FROM THEM, instead, an' we spoke about this last Wensdee 'n ERRYONE's hadacrack at Richmon' an' etcetera an' OI know that but we spoke LET'S FLIP IT, LET'S MAKE Richmond A little bit vunnerable, LET'S MAKE Richmond 'OHH HANG ON, they're TACKLIN' US, they're HEAVIN' us' OIIII'AVENOTSEEN the FRONT ON PRESSURE, from Geelong, or ANY TEAM on RICHMOND, fa' quoite some time, an' I KNOW this is a pop'lar comment ya'know RICHmond were out-Richmond BUT IT FELT LIKE to me EV'RY TIME a person A-A-AT THE CONTEST or someone on 'em (MIGHTY CLAP!!) but EV'RY TIME but WHEN RICHMOND WERE ABLE TO flip it out, SOMEONE from Geelong was READY (CLAPPP!!) to TAKEM OUT! BODYLOIN them! AND that's wot I call HUN-TING. AN' I think they hunted and GUESS WHAT they're YUMAN an' guess what?! They started ta' FEEL IT an' they started ta' drop MARKS n' theyjustsartedta'feelabit JUMPY, which they've made seven'eenotherteams JUMPY, ova the last four weeks AN' WHAT WE'VE SEEN in the last three weeks RIGHT? Listen ta' erryone talk about these losses Melbourne got them by hand they exposed 'em by hand 'LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THIS erryone they esposed'emby'and and the *indecipherable* ...

*Gerard, a picture of calm feigned interest but betrayed by his eyes which begin to dart from left to right like someone whose pingers were laced with a little too much quick stuff*

... SWANS, gott'emby the foot (CLAPPP!!) thay we're spreading em in the forward loine AND THA CONTEST, this week? Geelong? CONTEST! Gott'em on the outside with their PRESSURE it was immense it was IMMENSE their pressure AND WHEN THEY GOT IT? ERRYTHING happens, in moi opinion, ERRYTHING HAPPENS AFTER what happens in THA' CONTEST y'r either chasing AAARSEerrr' chasing TAIL, chasing tail 'cos they've gotitatthecontest OR YOUR'VEGOTT'iT an' Geelong are use to bein' roilly careful n' GUESS WHAT on the weekend (THUNDEROUS CLAP!!) BAAAAAANG!!! HOW EXCITIN' WAS it, ta WATCH?? Now, can that be REPLICATED?? Does err OTHA' TEAMS they're NOT good'enuff teams ...

*Gerard checking his watch*

TGO : "... ta' DO THAT ta' Richmond, d'you agree wiv that??"

Gerard, desperately : "Yeeeap!"

TGO : "Prolley seveneight teams who can't DO THAT, but what we've seen is three teams, GET 'EM, in diff'rent WAYS? But'it'sall, with tha' contest, an' tha pressure. It's ALL based on PRESSURE MATE I THINK it IS! D'yoo agree with me or not??"

---

And I ask ye brothers, who in their right mind dare disagree.

 

NMFCMUFC

Club Legend
Apr 5, 2008
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North Melbourne
Other Teams
MUFC - MVFC - Socceroos.
Brothers, I offer you a two and a half minute torrent of wild, unstoppable ferocity, like sitting astride the throne after a suspect batch of honey prawns.

---

Gerard, setting the stage without quite realising what he's about to unleash : "The way they got beaten by Geelong, that was something else again. It felt like a seismic result Friday night, and then the rest is forecasting as to what it means. What did you think, watching it?"

*five stunning seconds of dead air-cum-TGO'S internal think music then a deep inhale*

TGO : "WhaddidIthink UUHHHM ..."

*Lips firmly pursed like He's about to perform a dive bomb at the Warrandyte Pool then sternly exhaling as if to pacify a molten meat pie after taking that lethal first bite*

"I THOUGHT at half time durin' the second quarder GO. AFTA. THEM. GEELONG! GO AFTA THEM. THAYRE ONLY HOOMAN and WHAT RICHMOND've been able to do SO SO WELL thhhhhh they THEY HUNT the opposition n' then their SPEED on the outside n' their SURGE and they just blow teams away! AN' I think, I think fer a lotta years n' again it's ONLY MY opinion Gerard ferralottayears I think teams garpagainst'R'mond and 'fink 'ow can we take away their pressure an' how can we TAKE THAT AWAY FROM THEM, instead, an' we spoke about this last Wensdee 'n ERRYONE's hadacrack at Richmon' an' etcetera an' OI know that but we spoke LET'S FLIP IT, LET'S MAKE Richmond A little bit vunnerable, LET'S MAKE Richmond 'OHH HANG ON, they're TACKLIN' US, they're HEAVIN' us' OIIII'AVENOTSEEN the FRONT ON PRESSURE, from Geelong, or ANY TEAM on RICHMOND, fa' quoite some time, an' I KNOW this is a pop'lar comment ya'know RICHmond were out-Richmond BUT IT FELT LIKE to me EV'RY TIME a person A-A-AT THE CONTEST or someone on 'em (MIGHTY CLAP!!) but EV'RY TIME but WHEN RICHMOND WERE ABLE TO flip it out, SOMEONE from Geelong was READY (CLAPPP!!) to TAKEM OUT! BODYLOIN them! AND that's wot I call HUN-TING. AN' I think they hunted and GUESS WHAT they're YUMAN an' guess what?! They started ta' FEEL IT an' they started ta' drop MARKS n' theyjustsartedta'feelabit JUMPY, which they've made seven'eenotherteams JUMPY, ova the last four weeks AN' WHAT WE'VE SEEN in the last three weeks RIGHT? Listen ta' erryone talk about these losses Melbourne got them by hand they exposed 'em by hand 'LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THIS erryone they esposed'emby'and and the *indecipherable* ...

*Gerard, a picture of calm feigned interest but betrayed by his eyes which begin to dart from left to right like someone whose pingers were laced with a little too much quick stuff*

... SWANS, gott'emby the foot (CLAPPP!!) thay we're spreading em in the forward loine AND THA CONTEST, this week? Geelong? CONTEST! Gott'em on the outside with their PRESSURE it was immense it was IMMENSE their pressure AND WHEN THEY GOT IT? ERRYTHING happens, in moi opinion, ERRYTHING HAPPENS AFTER what happens in THA' CONTEST y'r either chasing AAARSEerrr' chasing TAIL, chasing tail 'cos they've gotitatthecontest OR YOUR'VEGOTT'iT an' Geelong are use to bein' roilly careful n' GUESS WHAT on the weekend (THUNDEROUS CLAP!!) BAAAAAANG!!! HOW EXCITIN' WAS it, ta WATCH?? Now, can that be REPLICATED?? Does err OTHA' TEAMS they're NOT good'enuff teams ...

*Gerard checking his watch*

TGO : "... ta' DO THAT ta' Richmond, d'you agree wiv that??"

Gerard, desperately : "Yeeeap!"

TGO : "Prolley seveneight teams who can't DO THAT, but what we've seen is three teams, GET 'EM, in diff'rent WAYS? But'it'sall, with tha' contest, an' tha pressure. It's ALL based on PRESSURE MATE I THINK it IS! D'yoo agree with me or not??"

---

And I ask ye brothers, who in their right mind dare disagree.
This is all time
 

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