Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

[Boultzboi]

I am not wise enough to put into words, but no mention of the mickey mouse ears


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[Custard Guts]

Who wore it better?

 

[Starburns_]

"Gerard, have you ever had a ruptured testicle?"

 

[Max zero]

"Familirarity."

I have learnt a new word.

 

[Beerfish]

Can you stick fat with utensils?

 

[Cleavy]

Who wore it better?

both looking rather Goofy. (or taking the Mickey)

 

[gingernuts]

I shudder to imagine what TGO's bogs are like.

uses gravox for the bogs, wont stop them but will thicken them

 

[Old M8]

“Carlton or St Kilda should offer $500,000 at $900,000 for Ross Lyon.”

TGO has spoken, this tantalising deal should be offered if St Kilda or Carlton are smart.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Jack: "Did you ever have long hair, Robbo?"
TGO: "Yes, I did. I had a pigtail there for a while."

A pigtail, Gerard!

Custard Guts onto it!

 

[Custard Guts]

"Preposterous ... did you like that word Gerard? Preposterous."

 

[Abyss]

[QUOTE="Old M8, post: 61962900, member:
“Carlton or St Kilda should offer $500,000 at $900,000 for Ross Lyon.”

TGO has spoken, this tantalising deal should be offered if St Kilda or Carlton are smart.

 

[Custard Guts]

Jack: "Did you ever have long hair, Robbo?"
TGO: "Yes, I did. I had a pigtail there for a while."

A pigtail, Gerard!

Custard Guts onto it!

When men were men.

 

[moogerfooger]

Caddyshack

 

[Elixuh]

Space

 

[Beerfish]

satellites

 

[TeeKray]

TGO - "Do you like KFC Gerard?"

Nerdling - "Yep..."

TGO - "I bet I like KFC more than you!"

KFC, brothers

 

[Custard Guts]

Caddyshack

*On 'butterflies'*

TGO : "How do ya get rid of 'em? How do you unwind? Jus' go out, have fun n' watch Caddyshack the night before?"

Bob : "Good choice!"

Saint Nick : "Caddyshack?"

Crew : *hysterics*

And so it is brothers, 'Caddyshack' is now mandatory viewing on the eve of a Grand Final. Loosen the boys up.

 

[Custard Guts]

Not content with addressing the zen of the modern footballer, TGO had another dose for modern coaches too ...

"WHY doesn't Buckley ... so Nathan Buckley's probly windin' up his his team, they're all scattered in the head WHYYY doesn't he walk in Monday n'say 'NEW GAME PLAN THIS WEEK', we're gonna relax. WE'RE GONNA RELAX. No tactics, NO TACTICS. Let's go out out there ... just simplify it ... SIMPLIFY IT EVERY WEEK. GET THE BALL. Run. RUN WIVV'EM, try n' get the handball off 'em".



Inspired, brothers.

Pity be upon any candidate for the current coaching vacancies who doesn't make this central to their pitch.

 

[Elixuh]

Not content with addressing the zen of the modern footballer, TGO had another dose for modern coaches too ...

"WHY doesn't Buckley ... so Nathan Buckley's probly windin' up his his team, they're all scattered in the head WHYYY doesn't he walk in Monday n'say 'NEW GAME PLAN THIS WEEK', we're gonna relax. WE'RE GONNA RELAX. No tactics, NO TACTICS. Let's go out out there ... just simplify it ... SIMPLIFY IT EVERY WEEK. GET THE BALL. Run. RUN WIVV'EM, try n' get the handball off 'em".



Inspired, brothers.

Pity be upon any candidate for the current coaching vacancies who doesn't make this central to their pitch.

360 should run an ongoing segment where TGO coaches an under 12s team. God it would be glorious.

 

[Jaeger]

Small dogs

 

[deedog2]

TGO converses with animals.

The prophecies were true...all of them...

 

[Custard Guts]

Eddie Betts

Eddie Bex

 

[moogerfooger]

360 should run an ongoing segment where TGO coaches an under 12s team. God it would be glorious.

and on so many levels . . .

 

[AnimalEnclosure]

360 should run an ongoing segment where TGO coaches an under 12s team. God it would be glorious.

So much potential.

"Sorry for swearing kids."

"If we win this week I'm taking youse to the strippers.''

''Here's the Game plan boys: give more effort.''

Only drawback would be that, being u12s, they would probably play before noon. Good if TGO fronted with a hangover, but I suspect he would miss more games than he attended.

 

[Cleavy]

kebabs at half time