The Da Metriou Code

[GuzzLG]

The people have voted. 2-star threads need to be de-stickied immediately.

 

[Poseidon]

Any more lame attempts to slag the stickiness of this thread will earn cards... I dare you slagging flogs to come up with something Lulzier than this thread... You can't you're just being pissants and I'll be very happy to bring the banzhammer on you dumb asses

jawohl mein fuhrer!!!

 

[Tyler Durden007]

jawohl mein fuhrer!!!

Don't you forget it

 

[Gray Day]

Glorified picture thread.

 

[Bulldog1954]

Why has Bulldog1954 never created a thread on the Bay?

Bulldog1954 takes his name from the year 1954 premiership, the only instance of the Bulldogs every experiencing any form of success in their tragic history.

John Brumby was handed the premiership from Steve Bracks; a consolation prize for another would-be contender with a tragic history of failure.

A Brumby is a type of horse, as is the creature pictured here

Who is in a relationship with this man

Who plays for this club

Whose entire team have no balls

QED Bulldog1954 has never started a thread, because he has no balls.

Oh dear

 

[Tyler Durden007]

What causes humourless flogs to bag out funny threads that 80% of regular posters like?

For starters, these idiots usually have an inflated sense of their own abilities (like they think they have some) and are generally humourless in everything they do

Much like these two idiots...

Who are smashing all records at bull-rushing the country off a cliff

Here is one of the more famous Cliff's of the world

Who had a hit way way back in 1961 with the first version of that remade 80's TV theme song...

And we all know who was born back in 1961 don't we...

Damn you fatman for cursing us with these mental pygmies!!!

 

[GuzzLG]

19 votes x 2.63 avg - 50 stars total

11 votes of 1 star = 11
1 vote of 4 stars = 4
7 votes of 5 stars = 35

35 + 4 + 11 = 50

11/19 think this thread sucks balls which no doubt includes 11 of the people who made lame posts in this thread. Therefore 100% of neutrals think it sucks balls.

But dictators don't care much for democracy so carry on...

 

[davywap]

Why is TD mad brah?

TD takes his handle from the main character of the highly overrated film "Fight Club", played by Brad Pitt:

Brad Pitt won a Golden Globe and was nominated for an Oscar for his portrayal of the character Jeffrey Goines in the film 12 Monkeys:

Monkeys are often blamed for the creation of the AIDS virus, after one allegedly had non-consensual relations with a man sometime in the 80s:

One of the world's most famous AIDS victims since its inception was Freddie Mercury, lead singer of the band Queen. It was a well known fact that Eddie did not like to kiss girls:

One person who apparently kissed a girl and did like it was Katy Perry:

Perry is married to comedian and actor Russell Brand, who's biggest movie role to date was as 'Aldous Snow' in the film 'Get Him to the Greek':

And when we hear the word 'Greek', one man comes to mind:

TD is now on the long list of who Vlad has made mad, brah.

 

[davywap]

19 votes x 2.63 avg - 50 stars total

11 votes of 1 star = 11
1 vote of 4 stars = 4
7 votes of 5 stars = 35

35 + 4 + 11 = 50

11/19 think this thread sucks balls which no doubt includes 11 of the people who made lame posts in this thread. Therefore 100% of neutrals think it sucks balls.

But dictators don't care much for democracy so carry on...

Hey, you're that flog who was bagging the Tenso thread too aren't ya?? And now you're spending your time doing calculations on why this thread sux? Really? REALLY???

 

[GuzzLG]

Spending 1 minute making a simple calculation > spending even 1 second posting that garbage in post #83.

 

[wambat]

 

[Bayer_]

It's OK wangbat, I'll make my next thread with fewer words.

 

[GuzzLG]

It's OK wangbat, I'll make my next thread with fewer words.

This thread is 90% pictures, 5% words, 5% me telling it like it is.

 

[STC]

TD takes his handle from the main character of the highly overrated film "Fight Club", played by Brad Pitt

Let me guess, you loved Avatar?

 

[Poseidon]

inb4 movie elitist argument

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Salute! Thanks for bringing me into the Da Metriou code

 

[davywap]

Let me guess, you loved Avatar?

Liked, yes. Loved, no. Would be lucky to make my top 50 or even 100.

Let me guess, you love penis?

PS. I try to include everyone TD

 

[davywap]

Spending 1 minute making a simple calculation > spending even 1 second posting that garbage in post #83.

You wasted valuable seconds looking up my post number, so ner.

 

[Ron The Bear]

Conclusion: Demetriou = Gamblor

 

[kreuze_missile]

Gotta laugh at the fact that the second this thread was de-stickied it immediately made its way to Page 2. The people have spoken.

 

[catspremiers2007]

Who Caused this thread to be sticky'd?

This thread was created by a C Grade flog named Bayer, who happens to share his name with a drug company

The only AFL club with a player who has tested positive 3 times to illegal drugs (culture) is

Who's most prolific player in history had a son

Who's mum happens to be the sister of the greatest player OF ALL TIME. (pictured here killing a Tassie player)

Who played for the greatest team of all.

Which also happens to be the team supported by.

So Tyler Durden is to blame.

 

[Gary Ayres]

^5 Star post!

 

[catspremiers2007]

Salute! Thanks for bringing me into the Da Metriou code

Thank you for unstickyiiing it.

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Bump

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Haha CatsPiss, u mad that a certain other thread on the Bay has yet to be unstickied?