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*sniff sniff*

Do you smell that sweet, sweet aroma?

That's the smell of momentum, boys and girl. And Waverley has never stunk so beautifully!

Rats this week another genuine 8 pointer and should put us top four.
 
HOMNIVOUROUS HAWKS BLAST BENIGN BEARS

WAVERLEY: The East Side Hawks "are a freight train from hell going straight up the arse of the competition" according to club captain The Filth Wizard , and with the clubs form over the last 7 weeks who could argue.

After an initial delay in proceedings due to terrorism protocols, which thankfully was just an over exuberant fan dressing in costume. The Hawks, whilst wasteful in front of goals came out 9 point victors.

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THE "TERRORIST" DURING THE DELAY. PHOTO: GETTY IMAGES.

The move of Agent93 to the wing was an inspired move with the second year player racking up 32 disposals and worked brilliantly with Mr Eagle (33d, 2g), whose breath taking performance controlled the midfield for the Hawks. Loonerty season for the ages kept rolling like a fat kid down a hill with 25 damaging disposals and 10 herculean marks. Citroin 's 24 disposals and two goals proved vital.

Young goalsneak Milera2Betts is developing a knack for kicking a goal at the most vital times, one could say she emulated her hero with 2 majors.
Eagling with 20 disposals should be under strong consideration for a rising star nomination.

The Hawks move on to the next victim

PS Homnivourous means human eating.

HAW 2 5 7 6 11 12 12 16 88
LVB 2 3 7 4 7 7 11 13 79


GOALS: Milera2Betts 2, Mr Eagle 2, go you pups 2, Biggie 1 , WaLkEr_ThE_StAr 1, Brown Bottle 1, RookieListed 1, larrikin 1, GN80 1.

BEST: Agent93, Mr Eagle, Citroin, Loonerty, WaLkEr_ThE_StAr


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Noted an error in the top 5 posting section. I am having a little trouble with those array formulas.
 
HOMNIVOUROUS HAWKS BLAST BENIGN BEARS

WAVERLEY: The East Side Hawks "are a freight train from hell going straight up the arse of the competition" according to club captain The Filth Wizard , and with the clubs form over the last 7 weeks who could argue.

After an initial delay in proceedings due to terrorism protocols, which thankfully was just an over exuberant fan dressing in costume. The Hawks, whilst wasteful in front of goals came out 9 point victors.

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THE "TERRORIST" DURING THE DELAY. PHOTO: GETTY IMAGES.

The move of Agent93 to the wing was an inspired move with the second year player racking up 32 disposals and worked brilliantly with Mr Eagle (33d, 2g), whose breath taking performance controlled the midfield for the Hawks. Loonerty season for the ages kept rolling like a fat kid down a hill with 25 damaging disposals and 10 herculean marks. Citroin 's 24 disposals and two goals proved vital.

Young goalsneak Milera2Betts is developing a knack for kicking a goal at the most vital times, one could say she emulated her hero with 2 majors.
Eagling with 20 disposals should be under strong consideration for a rising star nomination.

The Hawks move on to the next victim

PS Homnivourous means human eating.

HAW 2 5 7 6 11 12 12 16 88
LVB 2 3 7 4 7 7 11 13 79


GOALS: Milera2Betts 2, Mr Eagle 2, go you pups 2, Biggie 1 , WaLkEr_ThE_StAr 1, Brown Bottle 1, RookieListed 1, larrikin 1, GN80 1.

BEST: Agent93, Mr Eagle, Citroin, Loonerty, WaLkEr_ThE_StAr


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Thanks for the mention but I only had 17 disposals, but more importantly I managed to lay a tackle!
 

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Sorry

the sim displays Kicks Marks Handballs at a glance i saw added 10kicks to the 10 Marks. Doesn't affect the spreadsheet .
 
I'll have the stats tomorrow
 
HAWKS STOPPED BY SWAMPRATS

SIN CITY:
The East Side Hawks missed an opportunity to stake a claim at a top four spot with a 42 point loss to the Swamprats at The Underground Stadium on Sunday. Whilst the team battled hard team captain Mr Eagle noted "Skill errors and inaccuracy in front of goal at the wrong times thwarted any change of challenging the Rats"

For the Hawks Agent newly married midfielder The Filth Wizard put aside the New Idea and Women's Weekly photoshoots and put forward a tireless effort with 24 disposals and a team high 9 tackles. Elton Johns Wig, certainly a front runner for EKA honours amassed 24 disposals, 14 hitouts and 1 goal.

Spearhead brahj could have has a day out however had to settle with 4 goals 3 behinds, inaccuracy was also the bane of Milera2Betts with 5 behinds, which is rumoured to be her best feature.


SWAMPRATS 5 4 9 8 12 9 20 12 132
HAWKS 2 5 5 9 11 14 12 18 90

BEST: The Filth Wizard , Elton Johns Wig , brahj, Mr Eagle , go you pups
GOALS brahj 4 , Loonerty 2 , Brown Bottle 2 , Agent93 1 , larrikin 1 , Elton Johns Wig 1, GN80 1.

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