- Banned
- #476
Make sure to quiz him on whether or not he has to pilot the plane at a slight downward angle to attribute for the curvature of the earth. His answer will probably be gravity. Because you know... it's like the force in Star Wars. Magic. Also makes you wonder. If Gravity keeps us in atmosphere and able to fly in a straight line above and across a sphere... Then why isn't air travel faster in the direction of the earths rotation? Why isn't it slower the opposite direction? But alas, you'll find no such difference either way.
Because gravity, like wifi... Only works when you have the password.
"Bro, what's your wifi?"
I'm totally with you, except I don't think you're completely on top of it. Personally, I don't even think the plane leaves the ground. In fact, I don't think any plane has ever left the ground - I think it's all a hoax.
Think about it: we have to not only buckle up and often close our window, but we have to stow our tray tables UPRIGHT (why upright?) when we are taking off, PLUS (and here's the kicker) just when we are "taxi'ing" on the "runway" we are made - forced, even - to look at the boobs of an over-made up piece of mutton who we vaguely fantasise about doing in the toilets after takeoff, while she rabbits on about safety protocols. That's the great irony - all the while she's rabbiting on about safety, they are gassing us! So, they gas us with a "suggestability gas" in order that we are able to be convinced we've flown across the "globe" somewhere, when in fact we haven't even left the ground.
I'm with you comrade.









