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The Hitman Needs A Life
By Brett Collett
This morning, in what is the biggest sign yet that he needs to get a life, The Hitman posted his 3000th post of unadulterated tripe on the sacred boards of BigFooty.
The news brought yawns to the BigFooty community, with many well respected posters sleeping in through the news. BigFooty head honcho, Bluey, didn’t even know of the achievement.
“Well, I was so busy sifting through the many PM’s from Macca asking to be a moderator that I didn’t really notice Hitter’s achievement. Actually, I don’t really care. Now go away.”
The Hitman has only been around since May this year, but has probably racked up the quickest 3000 on record, which is a true testament to his loser-like self. Two posters in particular, Lioness22 and QT are said to be shocked and disgusted at the rate in which he has amounted his tally, while others just grunted and shrugged their shoulders, showing the true value of such an achievement.
Hitter has entered many ventures in his seven month stay at BigFooty, such as his fantasy cricket side the Calypso Kings, his Sweet FA side Darkness Eternal, and now his latest interest at the indoor soccer side BigFooty Monchengladbach.
So what do some of his teammates have to say about him leading these three sides?
Chris23, who is unfortunate enough to be under Hitter’s leadership at all three clubs whined “He doesn’t provide enough scones”, while his indoor soccer teammate Topdon complained “I can’t even pronounce our teams name, and he has told me slowly five times!”
While his chat presence has waned in the last few weeks, Hitter can still be seen in BigFooty chat, where he has been christened ‘Kleenex’ by BigFooty rat, PiesPremiers.
Some of Hitter’s best sooks include the time where he proved that Grant Hackett held the 1500m world record, and his continuous rants at Rohan. But perhaps The Hitman’s biggest sooks come in the form of the bitching that Fat Red and Bluecrow have to cope with in PM, and while Hitter might not show his appreciation to those two, he really does appreciate the time and effort they have provided him with.
While making many friends off BigFooty, Hitter has his share of enemies too.
Sabre ac’s plan of an eighteen man forward line for Freo made him a target of Hitter, while Dan25, The Starchild, and most famously Rohan have all incurred his rage at some stage. When cornered and questioned of Hitter, Rohan simply yelled out “Croad! YMCA! Handout! Poo’s and wee’s!” and ran off into the Kew sunset.
So what does the future hold for BigFooty’s attempted journo? Not much is the general consensus, and after 3000 posts of utter crap, why should he start posting quality now?
But one thing is for sure, as long as BigFooty is around, The Hitman will have no life…
So many people to say thanks to…
Firstly to all my Hawthorn friends, you’re a wonderful bunch, make me proud to be a Hawk. Especially the ‘Rat Pack’, but you’re all great.
Then all the guys from chat, Bluecrow (long time no see, I’ll make up for it), Dan, Phil (au revior, enjoy France), Asgardian, Fat Red, Xie (hey, someone needs credit for me being the two time champ in trivia!), Woofa, Mags, Ripmeister (huwwo yer dag!), Fat Red (how much is that psychiatry bill gonna set me back!?), Masey (it’s taken till 3000, but you’ve finally got a mention in my thankyou’s), QT, Nicki, BG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Frank (I hear there is a good band called ‘Where’s The Pope’?
), and anyone else who tolerates my crap in there.
My MSN minions, namely Jacs (a Goddess in every sense of the word), Meg (check ya hotmail inbox), Dan ( two thankyou’s
), Ella, Adrian, Jim, Westy (fellow insomniac), Macca (another simultaneous Slipknot listening soon, Craig?), Rob, Jess, Jesse, Chicago1(I know you’ll see this, come back soon…) and anyone else who has me on their list (poor you).
Anybody who is in DE, the Calypso Kings, or I have ever spoken too. Special mentions to Shinners, my fellow Red Devil warrior, who has to fend off the continuous attacks of those dirty scouse bastards. To TigerTank, who is a champion, and who reminds me that I must whip out some old Full House tapes to look at John Stamos
eek: 
). Finally DCFC, who introduced me here, and I owe so much to on and off this site. You are truly a champion, and as long as you keep saying “stanza” and bag Trent Bartlett, you’ll always get a cheap laugh from me.
Cheers.
The Hitman
By Brett Collett
This morning, in what is the biggest sign yet that he needs to get a life, The Hitman posted his 3000th post of unadulterated tripe on the sacred boards of BigFooty.
The news brought yawns to the BigFooty community, with many well respected posters sleeping in through the news. BigFooty head honcho, Bluey, didn’t even know of the achievement.
“Well, I was so busy sifting through the many PM’s from Macca asking to be a moderator that I didn’t really notice Hitter’s achievement. Actually, I don’t really care. Now go away.”
The Hitman has only been around since May this year, but has probably racked up the quickest 3000 on record, which is a true testament to his loser-like self. Two posters in particular, Lioness22 and QT are said to be shocked and disgusted at the rate in which he has amounted his tally, while others just grunted and shrugged their shoulders, showing the true value of such an achievement.
Hitter has entered many ventures in his seven month stay at BigFooty, such as his fantasy cricket side the Calypso Kings, his Sweet FA side Darkness Eternal, and now his latest interest at the indoor soccer side BigFooty Monchengladbach.
So what do some of his teammates have to say about him leading these three sides?
Chris23, who is unfortunate enough to be under Hitter’s leadership at all three clubs whined “He doesn’t provide enough scones”, while his indoor soccer teammate Topdon complained “I can’t even pronounce our teams name, and he has told me slowly five times!”
While his chat presence has waned in the last few weeks, Hitter can still be seen in BigFooty chat, where he has been christened ‘Kleenex’ by BigFooty rat, PiesPremiers.
Some of Hitter’s best sooks include the time where he proved that Grant Hackett held the 1500m world record, and his continuous rants at Rohan. But perhaps The Hitman’s biggest sooks come in the form of the bitching that Fat Red and Bluecrow have to cope with in PM, and while Hitter might not show his appreciation to those two, he really does appreciate the time and effort they have provided him with.
While making many friends off BigFooty, Hitter has his share of enemies too.
Sabre ac’s plan of an eighteen man forward line for Freo made him a target of Hitter, while Dan25, The Starchild, and most famously Rohan have all incurred his rage at some stage. When cornered and questioned of Hitter, Rohan simply yelled out “Croad! YMCA! Handout! Poo’s and wee’s!” and ran off into the Kew sunset.
So what does the future hold for BigFooty’s attempted journo? Not much is the general consensus, and after 3000 posts of utter crap, why should he start posting quality now?
But one thing is for sure, as long as BigFooty is around, The Hitman will have no life…
So many people to say thanks to…
Firstly to all my Hawthorn friends, you’re a wonderful bunch, make me proud to be a Hawk. Especially the ‘Rat Pack’, but you’re all great.
Then all the guys from chat, Bluecrow (long time no see, I’ll make up for it), Dan, Phil (au revior, enjoy France), Asgardian, Fat Red, Xie (hey, someone needs credit for me being the two time champ in trivia!), Woofa, Mags, Ripmeister (huwwo yer dag!), Fat Red (how much is that psychiatry bill gonna set me back!?), Masey (it’s taken till 3000, but you’ve finally got a mention in my thankyou’s), QT, Nicki, BG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Frank (I hear there is a good band called ‘Where’s The Pope’?
), and anyone else who tolerates my crap in there.My MSN minions, namely Jacs (a Goddess in every sense of the word), Meg (check ya hotmail inbox), Dan ( two thankyou’s
), Ella, Adrian, Jim, Westy (fellow insomniac), Macca (another simultaneous Slipknot listening soon, Craig?), Rob, Jess, Jesse, Chicago1(I know you’ll see this, come back soon…) and anyone else who has me on their list (poor you).Anybody who is in DE, the Calypso Kings, or I have ever spoken too. Special mentions to Shinners, my fellow Red Devil warrior, who has to fend off the continuous attacks of those dirty scouse bastards. To TigerTank, who is a champion, and who reminds me that I must whip out some old Full House tapes to look at John Stamos
eek: ). Finally DCFC, who introduced me here, and I owe so much to on and off this site. You are truly a champion, and as long as you keep saying “stanza” and bag Trent Bartlett, you’ll always get a cheap laugh from me.Cheers.
The Hitman
Seriously, would you just build a bridge and get over it.
