The Humour Thread

[Lore]

Sorry that went over my head

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[Stopher]

You won't regret giving this 3 minutes of your time! Some of Davies' expressions have eerie similarities to the late great Rik Mayal.

 

[Runk]

You won't regret giving this 3 minutes of your time! Some of Davies' expressions have eerie similarities to the late great Rik Mayal.

He's brilliant

 

[Howard Moon]

spent a few hours on a Rodney Dangerfield tangent - i never really appreciated him until now.. what an act!

just zing after zing after zing - always in character, the true test, he never falls out of character even when ad libbing. Apparently he was an intelligent reserved man off stage, and resented when people thought he would be like his stage act

im in a worm hole of dangerfield, rickles and norm macdonald at the moment - good times

 

[Runk]

(Getting dressed for work)
Child #2: Dad, you’re just sitting there with no pants on. Where are your pants?
Me: I’m thinking of starting a new work trend. No pants Monday! What do you think?
Child #2: (smiling) I thought that was Tuesday?
Me: You’re right. The world just isn’t ready for two no pants days. I’ll put them on.
(Child #1 walks in the room)
Child #1: Dad ‘NO PANTS DAY’ is tomorrow GEEEEZZZZ!!! Gross!

 

[Howard Moon]

Funniest clip on you tube. Ever

My sides hurt

 

[Max Headroom]

#Corvid19

 

[Max Headroom]

How to enjoy the footy when you are in isolation

 

[BrunoV]

Probably makes more sense to recommend the Tim Dillon Show podcast here than the TV thread.

Didn't notice this thread.

If you enjoy conspiracy laden, anti social ranting go no further.

 

[ScrappyCoCo]

a dad joke came across my fb feed and it made me chuckle. (probably because if you told it to your kids the look they would give you..WTF...would be worth it).

What is the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people from Dubai don't know the Flintstones but the people from Abu Dhabi do.

 

[Runk]

 

[ScrappyCoCo]

I came across this in the late 80s early nineties. I was thinking about this today and was lucky enough to be able to still find it. Back in the day when there were no mobile phones...landlines and answering machines were the go.

Warning...Offensive language.

 

[Pweter]

I came across this in the late 80s early nineties. I was thinking about this today and was lucky enough to be able to still find it. Back in the day when there were no mobile phones...landlines and answering machines were the go.

Warning...Offensive language.

Reminded me of this one

 

[ScrappyCoCo]

Reminded me of this one

Wowee that is next level! Croydon explains it all really . Got to give it to the guy taking the call...didn't laugh, cry but remained calm and professional. Wonder how long these will stay here before the mods delete!

 

[Jade]

Reminded me of this one

Oh that’s good…

 

[doug85]

Probably makes more sense to recommend the Tim Dillon Show podcast here than the TV thread.

Didn't notice this thread.

If you enjoy conspiracy laden, anti social ranting go no further.

Saw Tim Dillon live in May, was amazing. I’m slavish devotee (to borrow an LN phrase) to his podcast.

 

[doug85]

 

[jannissary]

literally one of the funniest things i've seen in so long. it's so innocuously funny

 

[jannissary]

saw jerry seinfeld last night.

very entertaining!

 

[Howard Moon]

Xmas day farts are the worst kind too

 

[dank420_]

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 23 years.

 

[justlookingaround]