The Justin Beiber thread.

[Forrest Gimp]

This little poser c*** has probably already had more pussy than me, and I'm 27.

No wonder I'm so bitter at the world

 

[Papa Juggs]

Only high school girls are interested in Beiber.

Seems they might be also forming a significant demographic of Freo supporters.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[BABYBOMBERS2007]

This little poser c*** has probably already had more pussy than me, and I'm 27.

No wonder I'm so bitter at the world

I dont think thats what he likes

 

[King Of The Hille]

I seriously think that I could kill the maggot.

Would love to see him out one night ...

 

[the emergency]

Just youtubed him...
and as bad as it is...
Never fear - when his balls inevitably drop, boom, career over

 

[Duritz]

Here's the lyrics to young Mr Bieber's opus, "Kiss 'n' Tell" - (note how he stutters while identifying himself in the 2nd line)

Yeah
j-j-j-jb
Yeah
Woah woah, no no,

Now i can see it girl
You ain't gotta say nothing
Your lips are calling me,
Like they wanna do something
I feel the chemistry,
Yeah, you're givin me,
A little kiss is a definite possibility

Seen you a couple times
Had a couple conversations
Since you been on my mind
Made a couple observations
Like you a fly chick, you could be my chick
Play by the rules and you can get what I give

Just keep it quiet, keep it on the hush
And what we do, keep it just between us
I don't wanna see you tweet about JB
'Cause the only people that should know is
You and me

So baby I know that you're cool with rocking with me
But I can't have you telling everybody
Got me all twisted with your lips like this so
Tell me tell me are you gonna kiss,
Kiss and tell
Tell me are you gonna kiss,
Kiss and tell
Tell me are you gonna kiss me, then tell everybody
You got me twisted with your lips girl
Are you gonna kiss and tell?

Its confidential
No one has to do with it
But you and me girl
Tell and we'll ruin it
Don't need that T.M.Z
All in our privacy
Use them lips for kissing, girl
If you wanna ride with me

And if you wanna tell somebody
Then we can call the whole thing off
No problem
You can go your way and I'll go mine
But I'd rather spend a little time with you, yeah

Just keep it quiet, keep it on the hush
And what we do, keep it just between us
I don't wanna see you tweet about JB
'Cause the only people that should know
Is you and me so

Baby I know that you're cool with rocking with me
But I can't have you telling everybody
Got me all twisted with your lips like this so
Tell me tell me are you gonna kiss,
Kiss and tell
Tell me are you gonna kiss,
Kiss and tell
Tell me are you gonna kiss me, then tell everybody
'Cause you got me twisted with your lips girl
Are you gonna kiss and tell,

Tell
Said, are you gonna kiss and tell, tell
Said, are you gonna kiss and tell, tell
Said, are you gonna kiss and tell
Kiss and tell, oh

Don't tell your homies
Don't tell your mama
Don't tell your girlfriends
That'll start some drama
Stay off that facebook
I'll treat you real good
You keep this private
And you can get what I give

Baby I know that you're cool with rocking with me
But I can't have you telling everybody,
Got me all twisted with your lips like this so
Tell me, tell me are you gonna kiss,
Kiss and tell
Tell me are you gonna kiss,
Kiss and tell
Tell me are you gonna kiss me, then tell everybody
'Cause you got me twisted with your lips girl
Are you gonna kiss and tell?

Kiss and tell,
wooahh oooh
I'm not about that
If you're gonna kiss and tell
noo no no,
If you're gonna kiss and tell
If you're gonna kiss and tell
That's not me

 

[half_back_flank]

Just youtubed him...
and as bad as it is...
Never fear - when his balls inevitably drop, boom, career over

It's not enough to just have his "music" career to go down the drain. He needs to be shot, period.

 

[Duritz]

I just noticed, on reading those lyrics, that he has lines like -

"Stay off that facebook" and
"I don't wanna see you tweet about JB"

However, he's forgotten one of them. Not once does he say, "Keep offa Big Footy, stay away from the Bay, homes".

Must've forgotten to warn her off this place, young Master Bieber.

 

[half_back_flank]

Your making me suicidal Duritz.

EDIT: And just as i post this, the little **** gets mentioned on the news.

 

[Chops_a_must]

Still has more testosterone and indentifiable male traits than Masten.

 

[Chops_a_must]

I just noticed, on reading those lyrics, that he has lines like -

"Stay off that facebook" and
"I don't wanna see you tweet about JB"

However, he's forgotten one of them. Not once does he say, "Keep offa Big Footy, stay away from the Bay, homes".

Must've forgotten to warn her off this place, young Master Bieber.

Maybe he's a plant for Rupert's Myspace.

 

[Forrest Gimp]

^ You don't mean that.

edit: the masten comment, that is.

 

[Haggis McHaggis]

What really shits me with crap like this is that I know some ridiculously talented musicians that can't even get a permit to busk from the city council, yet this little pillow biter gets more exposure than madonnas spadge.

 

[wirra44]

Only high school girls are interested in Beiber.

Dont forget Jack Watts

Apparently he was in the crowd at Bieber's concert

 

[the emergency]

I dont think this bloke likes him much either...

JUSTEN BYEBAH

GRR

 

[Chops_a_must]

^ You don't mean that.

edit: the masten comment, that is.

I think I do. I think most people would agree.

 

[W3llsy]

Hanson thread.

f*** I can't f****** stand that little sh**.

 

[Black Flag]

well, he's better than faith no more.

 

[roy63]

Say one thing for Justin, say he's unified Bay13.

 

[Liam Boy]

Holy **** you're right.

He needs to be shot, I'm not sure I like this

 

[Haggis McHaggis]

Hanson thread.

f*** I can't f****** stand that little sh**.

LoL remember the shirts that went around when Hanson came out that said "I ****ed the chick from Hanson"? Always wanted one but I could never find em.

 

[Duritz]

Just watch this little *** in this clip. Watch it, so when he's in rehab in 18 months and washed up a year later, you can remember this and laugh at the little bastard.

[YOUTUBE]kffacxfA7G4[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Gibbs_09]

Whatever sort of reputation Ludacris had should instantly be destroyed due to him being featured with Justin Bieber. To anyone who watches that video, be warned. Your ears will be less for the experience.

 

[Forrest Gimp]

Just watch this little *** in this clip. Watch it, so when he's in rehab in 18 months and washed up a year later, you can remember this and laugh at the little bastard.

[YOUTUBE]kffacxfA7G4[/YOUTUBE]

I needed to scrub my soul clean with some Pantera after watching that video.