The new order

[wicksy]

Hey all,

Just for the people who can't be bothered reading through this thread, I thought I would summarise what is happening at 12am Friday, 12/02/10.

- As pointed out by Mattys123, it is Collingwood day (The 118th anniversary).
- Out of this came 'The Holy Pies'. A religion for those of you who don't feel like you belong to any other faith (or maybe those who do).
- A website has been built and will be launched at exactly 12am (Barring catastrophic f@#$ up (Please Lord Ed....don't let it happen).
http://www.holypies.com

- A Twitter account now exists.
http://twitter.com/TheHolyPies

- A Facebook group now exists.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=info&gid=323359763763


"All ye come forth, for those who truly bleed black and white will see nothing but glory!"


P.S Make sure you convert as soon as you access the site. Let's see if we can get this thing bigger than Billy Brownless' lunchbox!! .

 

[DThomas]

I finally read all of the other thread. Is there anything I can do to help out?

 

[wicksy]

Just help spread the word....

 

[Snag Breac]

Wicksy, 12am - that's midnight. Is that right?

 

[wicksy]

Wicksy, 12am - that's midnight. Is that right?

That is correct.
Would someone be willing to keep an eye on it until Sunday night and message me if anything goes wrong?

I'm expecting a lot of Carlton supporters to try and hack it.

 

[Old Spice]

Now listen Wicksy. Easter is not far away and I just received a direct communication from his holiness that we should do a chocolate drive.

Why we have chocolate easter bunnies to signify the departure of Jebus is beyond me. Wasn't he the lamb of god? Surely a choc lamb is more appropriate.

How about making some choc lambs with a Toovey face to sell, assuming Tooves ascents to this God given and divine vision.

 

[wicksy]

Now listen Wicksy. Easter is not far away and I just received a direct communication from his holiness that we should do a chocolate drive.

Why we have chocolate easter bunnies to signify the departure of Jebus is beyond me. Wasn't he the lamb of god? Surely a choc lamb is more appropriate.

How about making some choc lambs with a Toovey face to sell, assuming Tooves ascents to this God given and divine vision.

Know someone who owns a chocolate factory?

 

[Old Spice]

Know someone who owns a chocolate factory?

No. I tend to know more people on the consumption than supply side.

 

[TradeDraft]

Says you need to sign in but no Registration - WTF?.

What stuff is on the Site?

 

[wicksy]

Says you need to sign in but no Registration - WTF?.

What stuff is on the Site?

Should I just ignore you?
Read it. The site is launched on the 12th.
Today is the 11th.

 

[Snag Breac]

Is it my voracious imagination, or did I once see small chocolate sherrins somewhere?

 

[wicksy]

I need to change that front page to remove the login don't I.
Why am I at work god damn it!

 

[Snag Breac]

I need to change that front page to remove the login don't I.
Why am I at work god damn it!

Are you feeling a migraine coming on? Do you need to go home, you poor thing?

 

[TradeDraft]

I need to change that front page to remove the login don't I.
Why am I at work god damn it!

Money..... Feeling a bit Quizy are you

 

[Old Spice]

Is it my voracious imagination, or did I once see small chocolate sherrins somewhere?

Little choc sherrins? Sounds like someone had a visit from my little pony.

 

[Snag Breac]

Little choc sherrins? Sounds like someone had a visit from my little pony.

A dream come true.

 

[Old Spice]

A dream come true.

The dream will only be complete once Trav rides his pony into the forward 50 on the MCG.

 

[Snag Breac]

The dream will only be complete once Trav rides his pony into the forward 50 on the MCG.

Yes - riding on his My Little Ass into the new Jerusalem. We need Pie eyed to get on to that with his photoshop skills.

 

[Old Spice]

Behold the trumpets of Jericho! Here comes TravSmally, the ultimate redeemers. Full of grace.

 

[Snag Breac]

Behold the trumpets of Jericho! Here comes TravSmally, the ultimate redeemers. Full of grace.

You know, we're going to be in real trouble if there is a God, especially if he's a Protestant.

 

[Old Spice]

for such an eventuality I carry a wafer in one hand and a picture of Joan of Arc in the other.

 

[Snag Breac]

for such an eventuality I carry a wafer in one hand and a picture of Joan of Arc in the other.

Fat lot of good a Chomp and a shot of holy Joan will be - look how she ended up. "I hear voices...."

 

[Old Spice]

I was thinking more some catholic accoutrements, body of Christ in wafer form etc, and Joan the original proto-protestant. A foot in both camps. Maybe some peantus for Ganesh to be on the safe side.

 

[Snag Breac]

Let's settle for a holy banana - keep everybody happy.

 

[Pie eyed]

Let's settle for a holy banana - keep everybody happy.

Sorry Snag but the banana is a horrible omen for us fisher folk.

How about the Holy Salada ( the SAO has unsavoury connotations)?