The New Perfect Human

[Bigness]

We all know James Clement is the perfect human. The one and only. The person who's photo you see if you look up 'Human' on the internet or in a dictionary. With his science degree, his MBA, his wife and 2.3 children, his views on the world, the economy, football. He's being groomed to become Collingwood's next CEO.......

But I feel there is a challenger. Built in the same mould albeit slightly different looking to Clemon. It's the Brazilian sensation. HO. The man of the world, who travels the globe seeking answers to the hard questions. The one who's written words are eerily similar to biblical scriptures. He is the man. When HO talks the world listens...

And he is becoming one of Collingwood's most important players....Just like Clemon

 

[Mansons Haircut]

When HO talks the world listens...

Not sure if the "HO" nickname will stick, not kiddy friendly.

 

[Kirby]

Come on, let me hear you say "Ho!!!!!"

 

[Nickelass]

Not sure if the "HO" nickname will stick, not kiddy friendly.

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" is pretty kiddy friendly. Most kiddy friendly saying of all time.

 

[The Big League]

The honorable Harry O

 

[DoubleO7]

The honorable Harry O

Sir Harry O

 

[Old Spice]

Could we see Harry in some English Tudor regalia.

I think Harry is the most happening cat at the Pies, the man is smooth and righteous.

 

[DNine]

Another reason Harry O deserves this right, is that he grew up where the war was drug kings up the hill, and police breaching the hill, to rid Brazil of their drug problems. This is a nightly occurance, Harry grew up falling a sleep to the sound of gun fire. Australian Rules Football is not a hurdle for Harry. Hurdles for Harry, was making it through childhood alive, now he will show us Collingwood fans, what he is really made of. Got my vote

 

[DoubleO7]

Another reason Harry O deserves this right, is that he grew up where the war was drug kings up the hill, and police breaching the hill, to rid Brazil of their drug problems. This is a nightly occurance, Harry grew up falling a sleep to the sound of gun fire. Australian Rules Football is not a hurdle for Harry. Hurdles for Harry, was making it through childhood alive, now he will show us Collingwood fans, what he is really made of. Got my vote

He moved to Western Australia when he was 3 years old.

 

[Old Spice]

^^That's even worse. WA produced the awful Alan Bond, the panama hat wearing Brian Burke and undoubtedly the Ultra Tune Man.

 

[Optimax]

^^That's even worse. WA produced the awful Alan Bond, the panama hat wearing Brian Burke and undoubtedly the Ultra Tune Man.

What exactly did this horrible ultra tune man do to you?

 

[lenny&carl]

Harry O'bama.

 

[RRRooocccaaa]

What exactly did this horrible ultra tune man do to you?

It's more what he could do... [Shudder...]

 

[handy point]

What exactly did this horrible ultra tune man do to you?

nothing compared to the lube mobile man.

 

[Old Spice]

What exactly did this horrible ultra tune man do to you?

psychic damage beyond measure.

 

[Pie eyed]

^^That's even worse. WA produced the awful Alan Bond, the panama hat wearing Brian Burke and undoubtedly the Ultra Tune Man.

Of the listed three, at least Alan Bond did his time. He could have done a "Skase" but took his medicine.

Brian Bourke, well he's a Politician. What the hell did you expect?

The Ultra Tune Man.....now here is a menace to society worthy of a nemesis....

I can see the Movie trailers already.

"Has there ever been a man so unscrupulous?"
"Is there a word the exact opposite of Charismatic?"
"Who has the stomach for such a task?"




"Who will save us from the heinous ULTRA TUNE MAN?"




"None other than his arch-nemesis...................."

"OLD SPICEY MAN"

 

[Old Spice]

Of the listed three, at least Alan Bond did his time. He could have done a "Skase" but took his medicine.

Brian Bourke, well he's a Politician. What the hell did you expect?

The Ultra Tune Man.....now here is a menace to society worthy of a nemesis....

I can see the Movie trailers already.

"Has there ever been a man so unscrupulous?"
"Is there a word the exact opposite of Charismatic?"
"Who has the stomach for such a task?"




"Who will save us from the heinous ULTRA TUNE MAN?"




"None other than his arch-nemesis...................."

"OLD SPICEY MAN"

Where'd you dig that old photo up from? I thought I popped that one into the dump-master - not dumpster diving again are you Pie Eyed? This photo has been doctored too.

My shoulders in real life look like half a couple of planets bursting out of my skin - yet in this picture they merely resemble watermelons.

Can we name the movie Ultra-****: The Sickening?

 

[DoubleO7]

Google image search jay cutler

 

[lenny&carl]

I hadn't caught any of this ultratune man discussion, but I was sitting there watching the footy with a mate, and this ad came on, & we were stunned into boredum for about 25 seconds, and I said "F*** I'm glad I'm not him!"

So you know, when times are tough, just think "Well, things could be worse - I could've been born that ultratune f***knuckle."

 

[mattys123]

Wouldnt shock anyone to learn that the Ultra Tune man is/was a good mate of Tony Mokbel, and by association is probably a Carlscum supporter, lol.

 

[Pie eyed]

Wouldnt shock anyone to learn that the Ultra Tune man is/was a good mate of Tony Mokbel, and by association is probably a Carlscum supporter, lol.

Ohhhhhhhh Shiiiiit!
Right now several humorless men in dark suits and aviator sunnies are each receiving black and white photo's of each of us........

"Just make it look like and accident...."