Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread - 2025/26 Ashes Edition

[Keys]

FFS Cam

Did all the hard work to get set then gets out like that

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Absolute pisses it away under zero pressure from the bowling.

****ing waste.

 

[matthew_s]

"promised so much"

Skull just wrote the foreword to Cam Green's post career book.

 

[Dazzler9]

Come on then Slug. Golden opportunity here.

 

[THE A5]

Dumb **** green

 

[kane249]

How far can Smith go on this list?



36 and 200 odd days currently, not a lot left in the tank you'd imagine. Don't think he catches Ponting for all time Aus run scorer, but could end up around the Alistair Cook mark.

 

[Dazzler9]

How far can Smith go on this list?

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36 and 200 odd days currently, not a lot left in the tank you'd imagine. Don't think he catches Ponting for all time Aus run scorer, but could end up around the Alistair Cook mark.

That 1 year ban is really gonna cost him in the end.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

How is that not a wide?

 

[kane249]

That 1 year ban is really gonna cost him in the end.

Don't think he was ever going to catch Sachin even without the ban.

Root going past Sachin would be amusing though as it would upset all the Indian fans.

Was staggered that for all the fanfare, Virat never made it to 10,000 test runs

 

[Goroyals22]

 

[Ochre]

Don't think he was ever going to catch Sachin even without the ban.

Root going past Sachin would be amusing though as it would upset all the Indian fans.

Was staggered that for all the fanfare, Virat never made it to 10,000 test runs

If Root continues at his rate of the past
few years, he's on track to pass Sachin next time England tour India which would be outstanding

 

[Ochre]

Coxy enjoying himself

 

[matthew_s]

Imagine going at 5 and a half an over and having your courageous captain pass you the ball another 25 times.

 

[Goroyals22]

Coxy enjoying himself

That handrail was the only thing stopping him topple over

 

[kane249]

 

[ioppolo]

Webster already surpassing Green all series

 

[Bender_]

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Coxy's a little sloppy.

 

[Dazzler9]

Webster already surpassing Green all series

I think he might just leapfrog him for the all rounder spot next series.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Green had it on a platter, then proceeded to hand it straight to the guy who wants to replace him. Unbelievable.

 

[squashface]

 

[Wce17]

Is Dan Sams the most overrated BBL player ever. He's talking up that much you'd think he's a superstar but its spuds it up most of the time

 

[Bender_]

That 1 year ban is really gonna cost him in the end.

This guy would be remembered as one of our best cricketers ever if not for one of the ****en dumbest decisions in sporting history. Pisses me off coz when we look back at his career we'll see the runs and EVERY C*NT will forever mention the sandpaper in the next breath.

 

[FKASC]

lol Warner

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Great bowling from Overton in particular.

Bloke has absolute wheels.

 

[Truckosaurus]

On another note, Carse is now up to 20 wickets for the series which is behind only Starc who has 28

At an average of 27. The only English bowler who's played every Test but that still feels flattering given he's looked like fast-medium crap every time I've seen him bowl.