The on topic thread

[go you pups]

Ibra 10-14 goals in the league this season is my prediction. Doesn't have the physical ability to dominate for an entire season which you need to score 20 goals +.

I'd imagine he'll flat track bully some teams and get braces and stuff that could help his numbers

But yeah around 13-16 for me

He should get a shitload of assists also though, he can play a through ball while holding up the play, he's that talented he could easily play at number 10 with Rashford/Martial making runs for him to play them through

 

[Doctor Bojan_]

I've bet a mate £50 that he'll score 18 or more in all comps. I think he'll score around 20 in the league, 25 in all comps.

 

[typeclub]

Zlatan will take the piss

 

[kangaspurs]

Ibra will comfortably get 15 in the League. My guess is something like 20-22. If he plays many in the EL he could well get 30-35 in all comps.

 

[moomba]

UAE national team player was jailed for criticising the national coach. It's the reason why they didn't protest too much at UEFA fining them for booing the UEFA anthem, it would make them look hypocritical.

The fact that UEFA didnt fine us for booing the national anthem probably had something to do with that as well.

LOL.

 

[moomba]

Ha ha, UK media. Tossers.

 

[Stevi_Tigers]

 

[Stevi_Tigers]

think ibra will dine out on shit teams so i would take the overs

 

[jod23]

I dont hate this. Players get tattoos of huge moment in their career when they have won leagues or the CL or AFL players get premiership years tattooed on them and shit.

Clattenburg is obviously passionate about his job and those are huge occasions for his profession. So why not.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Beautiful. Ignore even makes shit threads disappear



Beautiful Bliss....


Now I live in peace.

 

[Stevi_Tigers]

I dont hate this. Players get tattoos of huge moment in their career when they have won leagues or the CL or AFL players get premiership years tattooed on them and shit.

Clattenburg is obviously passionate about his job and those are huge occasions for his profession. So why not.

yeah why not pinnacle of his profession etc just sharing. as for shit tats tim membrey has him covered

 

[Doctor Bojan_]

Gazzetta are saying that Jorge Mendes wants to by Milan lololol

 

[Doctor Bojan_]

Jeremy Menez didn't have his best day on debut for Bordeaux.....

 

[jod23]

Must have been a pretty.... eerie feeling.

 

[moomba]

Must have been a pretty.... eerie feeling.

Ban.

 

[kangaspurs]

Must have been a pretty.... eerie feeling.

 

[Doctor Bojan_]

Must have been a pretty.... eerie feeling.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

[Latro]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

[moomba]

Apparently Ibrahimovic's aura has restored Man United's mentality.

National newspaper. Yes, a national newspaper.

 

[Doctor Bojan_]

wow. so much obsession. This is more ABU than RAWK pmsl

 

[moomba]

Well I have been a keen observer of the declining standards of the UK sports media for some time. Not sure I'd call it an obsession, but if it makes you feel better about yourself to think that I'm obsessed with the media then go for it.

 

[Doctor Bojan_]

Anyone watching the olympic football? Standard is atrocious. For all their supposed wonderkids, nobody bar Neymar and the 2 CB's can pass or control a football for Brazil. South Africa were rarely troubled.

This Portugal v Argentina game is a little better.

 

[moomba]

Saw the last five minutes. Pass to Neymar, lose possession, pass to Neymar, lose possession, pass to Neymar etc.

Jesus looked the best player on the pitch although to be fair I don't think he touched the ball in the time I watched.

 

[Doctor Bojan_]

well he certainly didn't touch it when confronted with an open goal from half a metre out......
























































was a little tougher than the above implied

 

[moomba]

well he certainly didn't touch it when confronted with an open goal from half a metre out......
























































was a little tougher than the above implied

Not sure the above implied anything tbh.