The Perth Thread

[Illinois Nazi]

There has been a massive rise in food *******tery since shows like MKR, Masterchef etc. took hold.

*f*ckwittery

 

[Van_Dyke]

Never gets old

 

[Kram]

 

[Biggie]

Emu meatballs....

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

I still can't work out the benefits of alkalised water and activated almonds.

 

[ioppolo]

I still can't work out the benefits of alkalised water and activated almonds.

Wtf does that even mean?

 

[Beerfish]

Wtf does that even mean?

If I had to guess alkalised water sounds like it is slightly alkaline as opposed to neutral.

As for activated almonds I've got nfi.

 

[Biggie]

Activated Almonds clearly gives you super powers

Something like this guy -

 

[ioppolo]

Activated Almonds apparently need to be soaked in water for 12 hours. Gives you more of the nutritious benefits of the stuff.

 

[Beerfish]

Activated Almonds apparently need to be soaked in water for 12 hours. Gives you more of the nutritious benefits of the stuff.

Perhaps Pete Evans might benefit from being activated himself then.

 

[Kram]

How do you culture vegetables? Play them classical music or something?

 

[Biggie]

Serious Kram? You take them on city tours of this great place, so they can embrace the culture. Taking in the wonderful architecture and enjoy the foods we have on offer.

Pretty obvious mate, gee.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

How do you culture vegetables? Play them classical music or something?

Apparently it's another way of saying fermented. Why doesn't he call them that instead? He's a pretentious w***er.

 

[ioppolo]

Apparently it's another way of saying fermented. Why doesn't he call them that instead? He's a pretentious ******.

Cultured probably just sounds better or something

 

[The Speaker]

Cultured sounds more activated.

 

[Scotland]

Heard a snippet on the radio from one of the MKR bints playing the 'People don't know me, they're judging me based on a character on TV' card.

Errr, no love. Firstly you're not an actress so don't play a character, but I don't watch MKR so I don't care. People are judging you because you got called out being full of shit and your low grade celebrity status which got you a food writing gig turned out to be worth not a whole heap. Deal with it.

Next you'll be claiming they served deactivated almonds, acidic water and uncultured vegetables. The latter might actually be true.

 

[Borry]

Act like you don't want to treat others with respect, don't expect respect in return.

Good to see their 15 minutes of fame hasnt gotten to their heads....

 

[gaskin]

How do you culture vegetables? Play them classical music or something?

Grow them in Melbourne or Sydney.

 

[Smeg Head]

Heard a snippet on the radio from one of the MKR bints playing the 'People don't know me, they're judging me based on a character on TV' card.

Errr, no love. Firstly you're not an actress so don't play a character, but I don't watch MKR so I don't care. People are judging you because you got called out being full of shit and your low grade celebrity status which got you a food writing gig turned out to be worth not a whole heap. Deal with it.

Next you'll be claiming they served deactivated almonds, acidic water and uncultured vegetables. The latter might actually be true.

Actually I think you will find that ****ing pile of excrement that is MKR is heavily scripted. Its not random average people, its cast and the theme and storylines they want to tell are written in advance.

Still good riddance to those arseclowns who write in the style of a couple of moronic 15 year olds anyway.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Actually I think you will find that ******* pile of excrement that is MKR is heavily scripted. Its not random average people, its cast and the theme and storylines they want to tell are written in advance.

Still good riddance to those arseclowns who write in the style of a couple of moronic 15 year olds anyway.

One of my son's teachers is the sister of one of the contestants from MKR. Apparently they were told before they started that there was no way in hell a team from Perth would be winning it.

 

[Smeg Head]

One of my son's teachers is the sister of one of the contestants from MKR. Apparently they were told before they started that there was no way in hell a team from Perth would be winning it.

No shit, has to be a team from Melb and/or Syd left at the end otherwise they will bleed viewers from those larger markets. Plus they dont want to be over here filming as often.

 

[Silent Alarm]

Remember when it was My Restaurant Rules and the Perth one was on the Cappuccino Strip? When I went to uni in Perth I heard a weird ****ing story about those WA contestants...

 

[Smeg Head]

Remember when it was My Restaurant Rules and the Perth one was on the Cappuccino Strip? When I went to uni in Perth I heard a weird ******* story about those WA contestants...

Well don't leave us hanging....

 

[ioppolo]

MKR would be scripted as all hell, doesn't mean I don't enjoy it mind you. I mainly check out what food they're cooking up.

 

[Freofalcon]

MKR would be scripted as all hell, doesn't mean I don't enjoy it mind you. I mainly check out what food they're cooking up.

This.

Contestants would be auditioned by producers with a specific role and selective editing already planned out.

I watch to see what food is served up at each contestants home restaurants. I have heard that this is also heavily restricted with contestants being given set menus they must choose from.