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[Trewth]

Off season is peaking like the brim of a 59fifty

 

[RustyCage]

It's a long offseason....

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

Couldn't see myself wearing something like that anyway. It looks like an old train engine drivers' hat. As this is Australia, wonder how a range in wide-brimmed hats would go? Football is a winter sport but there's plenty of pre-season and nab games played in the sun.

Oh yeas, because all Australians are cattle farmers who want nothing but wide brimmed hats with corks.

You're making some hilariously ridiculous posts in this thread, I either imagine you are ridiculously out of date, or really unfun at parties.

 

[Portmanteau]

If Port got a Legionnaire hat I would totally exchange legal tender for that shiz.

 

[mic59]

Oh yeas, because all Australians are cattle farmers who want nothing but wide brimmed hats with corks.

You're making some hilariously ridiculous posts in this thread, I either imagine you are ridiculously out of date, or really unfun at parties.

I just meant something to protect against the sun, maybe something like the hats school kids wear. And at least I don't resort to personal abuse.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Couldn't see myself wearing something like that anyway. It looks like an old train engine drivers' hat. As this is Australia, wonder how a range in wide-brimmed hats would go? Football is a winter sport but there's plenty of pre-season and nab games played in the sun.

I just meant something to protect against the sun, maybe something like the hats school kids wear. And at least I don't resort to personal abuse.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

 

[chiwigi]

I just meant something to protect against the sun, maybe something like the hats school kids wear. And at least I don't resort to personal abuse.

Plenty wearing the retro towelling hats these days.

 

[tribey]

Couldn't see myself wearing something like that anyway. It looks like an old train engine drivers' hat.

You don't have to leave the brim flat.

 

[Dylan8]

Why are those train drivers wearing baseball uniforms?

 

[Coobk001]

Stuff leaving the brim flat. Funny how fashion comes around. In the 90's if you left your brim flat you were classed as a nerd, now it's cool. Mind you basically dressing in anything that makes you look like a dork is seemingly cool at the moment. Poor kids.

 

[tribey]

Stuff leaving the brim flat. Funny how fashion comes around. In the 90's if you left your brim flat you were classed as a nerd, now it's cool. Mind you basically dressing in anything that makes you look like a dork is seemingly cool at the moment. Poor kids.

I prefer slight curve. Talking ever so slight. No stickers. Bar the official NFL hologram on the underside of my Pats 5950.

The ridiculous exponential curve that tore the space-time continuum of the 1990's - what if I told you Lee Sharpe was Ryan Giggs and he bonked Mel B before marrying Mel C - reminds me of those sweaty Murrkah'n truckers who chew tobacco and pay for handshandies in meth.

 

[finbarr]

I loved the less popular 90's curve where the peak was basically a fold right in the middle so it came to a point. Sort of like the roof of a house.

 

[finbarr]

This thread always delivers btw. Love whenever it gets bumped.

 

[bomberclifford]

I loved the less popular 90's curve where the peak was basically a fold right in the middle so it came to a point. Sort of like the roof of a house.

 

[bomberclifford]

The ridiculous exponential curve that tore the space-time continuum of the 1990's - what if I told you Lee Sharpe was Ryan Giggs and he bonked Mel B before marrying Mel C - reminds me of those sweaty Murrkah'n truckers who chew tobacco and pay for handshandies in meth.

Mine's so curved it looks like a toilet roll stuck on my forehead.

 

[Stromageddon]

Okay so the New Era range of caps is shit online, are there more in the actual megastore?

 

[Stromageddon]

**** it, I'll just wear this ironically like a cattle farmer in a train driver's uniform.

 

[Stromageddon]

Also, yes, that exists.

It's got all the signs of quality merch. It's got velcro. Uh, it's got cool two-toned stiching. And, uh, a detached fistbolt.

 

[tribey]

Also, yes, that exists.

It's got all the signs of quality merch. It's got velcro. Uh, it's got cool two-toned stiching. And, uh, a detached fistbolt.

It's so Aussie I bet it smells of meat pie and glorious battlefield defeats.

 

[finbarr]

Haha. I typed this into Google images and it was the very first photo.

 

[Dylan8]

Speaking of of the 'fist device', I found out about this 2008 gem today
http://www.freshnessmag.com/2008/01/17/hall-of-fame-fist-lightning-new-era-hats/

I mean of all things to rip off...

 

[OneGreatClub]

It's a long offseason....

 

[tribey]

Speaking of of the 'fist device', I found out about this 2008 gem today
http://www.freshnessmag.com/2008/01/17/hall-of-fame-fist-lightning-new-era-hats/

I mean of all thing to rip off...

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/whod-have-thought-our-logo-blatantly-ripped-off.651288/

It was funny then. It's funny now.

 

[Dylan8]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/whod-have-thought-our-logo-blatantly-ripped-off.651288/

It was funny then. It's funny now.

Could we do swapsies for rights to the fist device if New Era give us full use of the monogram?