It really has to be Helvetica and a good size on the shirt or there's no point.
The option of regular length or Tall tee's are a must.
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It really has to be Helvetica and a good size on the shirt or there's no point.
I'll get one on my face for a bit of this.
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a name t-shirt parody (like below) which just lists first names in Helvetica font
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Port's could just be:
Travis &
Chad &
Ollie &
Robbie &
Hamish &
Ken &
Kochie
or
Warren &
Chad &
Gavin &
Dewie &
Choco
or
Russell &
Jack &
Geoff &
Fos
the t-shirts should go back to basic, minimal, simple, clean designs, no overuse of teal, faux-heritage shit or slogans, I don't want to wear a t-shirt that says PAFC Port Adelaide Football Club Power Magpies AFL SANFL est. 1870 2004 Premiers Alberton Oval Adelaide Oval South Australia Australia Planet Earth Milky Way...unless the italicised sentence was incorporated into a minimalist t-shirt design
and best of all, no copyright hurdlesI can't help but think this is easily the best idea in this entire thread.
In all seriousness I'd start with one that has the most instantly recognisable names and go from there...
Travis&
Robbie&
Ollie&
Chad&
Ken.
They had them 3 years ago. Missus got me oneThis thread has become my goto thread for hilarity, mostly over how bad our merch now is.
My assessment of our latest offerings- shit cut, shit weird green colours, shit design.. the American cut black polo with inexplicable green-teal collar sums it up for me #prayforanton
I'm expecting these next time I log on
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