Mega Thread The Port Store Mega Thread

[finbarr]

It really has to be Helvetica and a good size on the shirt or there's no point.

The option of regular length or Tall tee's are a must.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

I'll get one on my face for a bit of this.
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I am sure you would like a couple of those tatts around your neck. It was tatts you were talking about wasn't it?

 

[Jack Foster]

Nah this is mine. It says 'PAFC' on back up the top

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I'd love a T with this on it: 1884 & 1890 & 1897 & 1903 & 1906 & 1910 & 1913 & 1914 & 1921 & 1928 & 1936 & 1937 & 1939 & 1951 & 1954 & 1955 & 1956 & 1957 & 1958 & 1959 & 1962 & 1963 & 1965 & 1977 f*** you Graham & 1979 & 1980 & 1981 & again Graham 1988 & again Graham 1989 & 1990 one last time Graham 1992 & 1994 & 1995, 1996 & 1998 & 1999 & 2004

 

[Garibaldi Red]

We need a t-shirt inspired by Eddie Dingle and the posts in the Word association game thread. 4 in a row not a bad effort

Mork &
Hung &
Bung &
Fritz

 

[finbarr]

a name t-shirt parody (like below) which just lists first names in Helvetica font

Port's could just be:

Travis &
Chad &
Ollie &
Robbie &
Hamish &
Ken &
Kochie

or

Warren &
Chad &
Gavin &
Dewie &
Choco

or

Russell &
Jack &
Geoff &
Fos


the t-shirts should go back to basic, minimal, simple, clean designs, no overuse of teal, faux-heritage shit or slogans, I don't want to wear a t-shirt that says PAFC Port Adelaide Football Club Power Magpies AFL SANFL est. 1870 2004 Premiers Alberton Oval Adelaide Oval South Australia Australia Planet Earth Milky Way...unless the italicised sentence was incorporated into a minimalist t-shirt design

I can't help but think this is easily the best idea in this entire thread.

 

[CharlieKelly]

I can't help but think this is easily the best idea in this entire thread.

and best of all, no copyright hurdles

 

[_VXV]

Paddy&
Alipate&
Fos&
Chad.

 

[bomberclifford]

Abba&
Bomber&
Spoof&
Ivan.

 

[finbarr]

In all seriousness I'd start with one that has the most instantly recognisable names and go from there...

Travis&
Robbie&
Ollie&
Chad&
Ken.

 

[tribey]

In all seriousness I'd start with one that has the most instantly recognisable names and go from there...

Travis&
Robbie&
Ollie&
Chad&
Ken.

inb4 "the ampersands must be teal or I won't be buying one"

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

 

[Doctor Feel]

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That shirt is so underground.

 

[Stromageddon]

Cornes
Unfortunately we've never had a name starting with U in the AFL
Neade
Trengrove

 

[Trewth]

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aka the Kiss Of Death shirt

 

[Doctor Feel]

need a no alf in the sanfl shirt.

 

[DonDraper]

Finny&
Tribey&
Macca&
TSW&
LeonLeCornu

 

[Vic_Vinegar]

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When it comes to Bass t-shirts I would like this.....



I always get a laugh from that photo.

 

[Doctor Feel]

#bringbackanton shirts?

 

[cmpower]

This thread has become my goto thread for hilarity, mostly over how bad our merch now is.

My assessment of our latest offerings- shit cut, shit weird green colours, shit design.. the American cut black polo with inexplicable green-teal collar sums it up for me #prayforanton

I'm expecting these next time I log on

They had them 3 years ago. Missus got me one

 

[tribey]

[QUOTE="Stewart2Austin, post: 37193451, member: 153057]
Trengrove[/QUOTE]

Perfect.

Tredrae&
Westoff&
Chocco&
Carlisle&

...

 

[ozph1870]

williams&
ebert&
quinn&
obst

 

[raman]

Cotton&
Conway&
Geister&
Steinberner

 

[El_Scorcho]

Firstnames&
Notlastnames&
Itsasimpleformula&
Carn.

 

[raman]

I figured it'd be too obscure

 

[scotty13]

Nathan &
Tom &
Uncle &
Alipate


William &
Aaron &
Patrick &
Alipate