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[chiwigi]

Leicester Rugby use letters. I used to think it was great.

 

[DaTBird187]

Leicester Rugby use letters. I used to think it was great.
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Did the players ever line up next to each other to spell words?

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

I wonder what Chokito thinks of the white number panel he's probably got about 30 of em'

 

[Contested Marx]

Expanding on what Finbarr said, this board has an amazing tendency to take something small and make it gargantuan. I ******* love it.

Uncle fella gate
Far Kern, Close Kern
Triggonometry
Trade Period in GIFs
KT carrying ice
Polect

Just to name a few.

TrengRove

 

[chiwigi]

Did the players ever line up next to each other to spell words?

Of course, its rugby.

Ind Coppe are a brewery

 

[Lagooner]

Sad that he was delisted now that we have 509on

Yeah he'll probably end up back in 6-100.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I wonder what Chokito thinks of the white number panel he's probably got about 30 of em'

You mean you don't know that his internal walls are actually made of white panel guernseys compacted into structural walls by a heavy duty hydraulic press?

 

[Magpiespower]

Just wasted half an hour trying to phone-o-shop a proof of concept but sadly it was the one with Jay Schulz in it and I could not fit XXVIII

Lol. Legit hoping someone would Photoshop Roman numerals on the back of a guernsey. Good effort, tho, mate.

Maybe we should go all Leicester and scrap numbers but instead of letters we take it to the next level:

Emojis.

 

[Chrizzt]

Lol. Legit hoping someone would Photoshop Roman numerals on the back of a guernsey. Good effort, tho, mate.

Maybe we should go all Leicester and scrap numbers but instead of letters we take it to the next level:

Emojis.

inb4Lobbepooemoji

 

[Steve Dore]

Lol. Legit hoping someone would Photoshop Roman numerals on the back of a guernsey. Good effort, tho, mate.

Maybe we should go all Leicester and scrap numbers but instead of letters we take it to the next level:

Emojis.

I'm certain that will appeal to the millennials and facilitate multi-stakeholder outcomes.

 

[Alyx]

Lol. Legit hoping someone would Photoshop Roman numerals on the back of a guernsey.

Done:

 

[Steve Dore]

Done:

Six?

 

[Magpiespower]

I certain that will appeal to the millennials and facilitate multi-stakeholder outcomes.

Club's #socmedguru would completely lose their shit...

 

[jdeezy]

I think each number panel should be a video screen broadcasting live images of a fan's disappointment in their mistakes. So we can see our disappointment as they disappoint us further. Disappointmentception.

 

[SgtSchulz]

Really bad paint.

Really good guernsey.

Will buy when in stock.

 

[PatientMental]

So it says

WE ARE PORT ADELAIDE
We Exist To Win Premierships and Make Our Community Proud.​

inside the guernseys.

That is certainly a lot of text that no one really will ever see.

 

[John the Butcher]

So it says

WE ARE PORT ADELAIDE
We Exist To Win Premierships and Make Our Community Proud.​

inside the guernseys.

That is certainly a lot of text that no one really will ever see.

Where'd you see that mate?

 

[PatientMental]

 

[SgtSchulz]

By winning premierships you will make your community proud.

Original slogan "We Exist To Win Premierships" is much stronger.

 

[jdeezy]

Good to see them putting more achievable goals into our slogan. I've got a sneak peek of our 2018 Slogan.

WE ARE
PORT ADELAIDE
WE EXIST TO WIN PREMIERSHIPS
AND TO MAKE OUR COMMUNITY PROUD
OR AT LEAST TO WIN GAMES OCCASIONALLY
MAYBE EVEN 2 IN A ROW ONCE OR TWICE
BOY THAT WOULD BE NICE​

 

[Doctor Feel]

Not sure they should be touching something so sacred. Especially since we clearly aren't winning premierships. Club is getting worryingly soft. It's beginning to feel like we no longer have the same blood in our veins that we used to.

Now it's all brand, appeal and emojis. When we've been posed with tough situations we've always taken the soft option, it stinks and it's getting worse.

Is the slogan change a chief example of "David koch and the vanillarisation of port adelaide"?

I mean great, do stuff for the community but guys, we're a football club first. Can we keep something like that separate to gameday please? "proud" is such a loser word. it's always rolled out when someone is having a shit season. "They are 0 and 6 but they're a proud club and they will bounce back"

We lose by 10 points against fancied opposition "I'm proud of the boys tonight."

We've become so mellow, it's repulsive.

tribey

 

[ozph1870]

I'd wipe half of the community out for some sweet port adelaide premierships...

 

[edgie]

Its almost a cop out, like "well we might not be winning premierships but we are making the community proud!"

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[Duck Farmer]

Agree it's a cop out.

 

[KenOath]

The playing group exists to win premierships. Full stop!!

The club might have other more altruistic objectives but they should always be segregated from the sole explicit objective of the players and coaches, not imprinted on the guernsey!