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This guy on the internet said he is coming to hunt me down and kill me. Usually, this wouldn't phase me, but, this man graduated top of his class in the Navy SEALS and has over 300 confirmed kills. What should I do to defend myself?
 

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This guy on the internet said he is coming to hunt me down and kill me. Usually, this wouldn't phase me, but, this man graduated top of his class in the Navy SEALS and has over 300 confirmed kills. What should I do to defend myself?
Unplug your modem and plug it back in
 

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This guy on the internet said he is coming to hunt me down and kill me. Usually, this wouldn't phase me, but, this man graduated top of his class in the Navy SEALS and has over 300 confirmed kills. What should I do to defend myself?
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
 

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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, goose. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
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This guy on the internet said he is coming to hunt me down and kill me. Usually, this wouldn't phase me, but, this man graduated top of his class in the Navy SEALS and has over 300 confirmed kills. What should I do to defend myself?

Tell him to meet you outside 105 West Lakes Boulevard.
 

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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, goose. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
You forgot to call him a f**got
 

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This guy on the internet said he is coming to hunt me down and kill me. Usually, this wouldn't phase me, but, this man graduated top of his class in the Navy SEALS and has over 300 confirmed kills. What should I do to defend myself?
It's ok, he'll kill your neighbour and the taxi driver by accident instead.
 

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This guy on the internet said he is coming to hunt me down and kill me. Usually, this wouldn't phase me, but, this man graduated top of his class in the Navy SEALS and has over 300 confirmed kills. What should I do to defend myself?
Poo everywhere and get Germans to come and film themselves having sex in it.

Snipers/Seals etc like that thing from Predator cannot see through mud or poo.
 

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I now have a EPL club. For years I've watched the odd game here and there and enjoyed it but I've never had a club to follow so i never got into it.

I picked the club that is currently down the bottom because I'm cool like that. I am now a Burnley FC supporter.
 

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I now have a EPL club. For years I've watched the odd game here and there and enjoyed it but I've never had a club to follow so i never got into it.

I picked the club that is currently down the bottom because I'm cool like that. I am now a Burnley FC supporter.
 
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