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tribey

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Its my wedding anniversary today.

Wifey under strict instructions to have a Jacks and coke ready for me upon arrival when I get home whilst she's wearing my Prison Bars guernsey.
Can we come?
 

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I'm currently teaching 12 year olds who were born the year that I was 12.

It's a mind****.

They're 12 and what is this.
My 6 year old laid a shit in the urinal at his School on Wednesday because he thought it was funny.So much so that he told everyone who promptly dobbed him in so they didn't get in trouble. Not so funny now Son.
Even the teachers were having a chuckle about it Yesterday as the Korean cleaners had to clean it up.
 

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My 6 year old laid a shit in the urinal at his School on Wednesday because he thought it was funny.So much so that he told everyone who promptly dobbed him in so they didn't get in trouble. Not so funny now Son.
Even the teachers were having a chuckle about it Yesterday as the Korean cleaners had to clean it up.
 

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My 6 year old laid a shit in the urinal at his School on Wednesday because he thought it was funny.So much so that he told everyone who promptly dobbed him in so they didn't get in trouble. Not so funny now Son.
Even the teachers were having a chuckle about it Yesterday as the Korean cleaners had to clean it up.
Back in my day...

Me and some mates got dobbed in by some complete campaigners for having a 'who can piss the highest up the wall' contest. I expect the teacher saw the funny side of it, but the most humiliating part was that we were made to apologise to the cleaner.

Funniest thing I've seen turd-wise was when a mate of mine took a dump in Elizabeth Grove and his dog promptly ate it :eek:
 

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Back in my day...

Me and some mates got dobbed in by some complete campaigners for having a 'who can piss the highest up the wall' contest. I expect the teacher saw the funny side of it, but the most humiliating part was that we were made to apologise to the cleaner.

Funniest thing I've seen turd-wise was when a mate of mine took a dump in Elizabeth Grove and his dog promptly ate it :eek:
In my days at Salisbury High someone wrote sh1t in sh1t in one of the cubicles
 

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My mum didn't let me watch the Simpsons for like a year because the first episode she saw was the one where Homer was going to throw himself off of a bridge and I was about 6 years old.

I made up for it by watching 12 episodes every Saturday and Sunday on fox 8 for the next 15 years of my life.
 

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cleaners don't get paid enough to have to put up with that. Sorry Dalphonso but you should have done the honourable thing and offered to clean up your boy's attempt at humour.
Did you miss the part where he said they were Korean? #teammanchuria
 

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cleaners don't get paid enough to have to put up with that. Sorry Dalphonso but you should have done the honourable thing and offered to clean up your boy's attempt at humour.
Or at least offer it to some Germans to film themselves having sex in.
 

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Funniest thing I've seen turd-wise was when a mate of mine took a dump in Elizabeth Grove and his dog promptly ate it :eek:
In my days at Salisbury High someone wrote sh1t in sh1t in one of the cubicles
When I was a boy - back in the early 80s at Elizabeth Grove Primary - a crap bandit was smearing crap all over the walls in the boys toilets.

So my teacher and the school deputy headmaster went all black ops. Once they narrowed down their suspicions, they went full bore. The deputy headmaster staked out the boys toilets.

And caught the crap bandit in the act.

Then he belted the absolute living crap out of him with my bike pump. "Who owns this pump," the deputy headmaster barked. I took a vow of silence and never saw my bike pump again.

Turned out the crap bandit was a mate of mine. Fair to say the kid had issues at home. He later did time in Yatala for murder...
 

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> 2013+1
> Running on the treadmill at the gym
> Feel like im going to chuck
> shit shit shit, it's coming, it's big, what do I do? There are hotties next to me **** **** ****!
> Powerchuck into my gym towel.
> Hotties had headphones in.
> look around, no one saw me.
> Today was a good day.
 

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When I was a boy - back in the early 80s at Elizabeth Grove Primary - a crap bandit was smearing crap all over the walls in the boys toilets.

So my teacher and the school deputy headmaster went all black ops. Once they narrowed down their suspicions, they went full bore. The deputy headmaster staked out the boys toilets.

And caught the crap bandit in the act.

Then he belted the absolute living crap out of him with my bike pump. "Who owns this pump," the deputy headmaster barked. I took a vow of silence and never saw my bike pump again.

Turned out the crap bandit was a mate of mine. Fair to say the kid had issues at home. He later did time in Yatala for murder...

Too bad if the Deputy Headmaster ended up in Yatala...
 

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cleaners don't get paid enough to have to put up with that. Sorry Dalphonso but you should have done the honourable thing and offered to clean up your boy's attempt at humour.
I offered to clean it up when I picked him up but she said leave it to the Koreans because that is what they get paid for.
 

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> 2013+1
> Running on the treadmill at the gym
> Feel like im going to chuck
> shit shit shit, it's coming, it's big, what do I do? There are hotties next to me **** **** ****!
> Powerchuck into my gym towel.
> Hotties had headphones in.
> look around, no one saw me.
> Today was a good day.
This is exactly why it's important to take a big gym towel. You just never know.
 
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