Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Power Raid]

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her dad must be so proud

 

[I Dont Care]

her dad must be so proud

Her boyfriend is. (May also be her father)

 

[Zakk Wylde]

First ever Simpsons episode aired here the Sunday night before I started High School.

Remember it vividly.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Its my wedding anniversary today.

Wifey under strict instructions to have a Jacks and coke ready for me upon arrival when I get home whilst she's wearing my Prison Bars guernsey.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

Its my wedding anniversary today.

Wifey under strict instructions to have a Jacks and coke ready for me upon arrival when I get home whilst she's wearing my Prison Bars guernsey.

congratulations to you and Mrs Wylde.

Let's hope you have a present for her as well

 

[Magpiespower]

Ugh, this gastro!

Now gonna go to a Halloween Party as Golgothan.

But first, I'll watch Howling III: The Marsupials just for the greatest line in movie history...

 

[tribey]

Its my wedding anniversary today.

Wifey under strict instructions to have a Jacks and coke ready for me upon arrival when I get home whilst she's wearing my Prison Bars guernsey.

Can we come?

 

[Dalphonso]

I'm currently teaching 12 year olds who were born the year that I was 12.

It's a mind****.

They're 12 and what is this.

My 6 year old laid a shit in the urinal at his School on Wednesday because he thought it was funny.So much so that he told everyone who promptly dobbed him in so they didn't get in trouble. Not so funny now Son.
Even the teachers were having a chuckle about it Yesterday as the Korean cleaners had to clean it up.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Can we come?

fnggggggggggxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[raman]

My 6 year old laid a shit in the urinal at his School on Wednesday because he thought it was funny.So much so that he told everyone who promptly dobbed him in so they didn't get in trouble. Not so funny now Son.
Even the teachers were having a chuckle about it Yesterday as the Korean cleaners had to clean it up.

 

[It Just Is]

Sitting in my final uni lecture... I can taste the frothies already!

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Grave Danger]

My 6 year old laid a shit in the urinal at his School on Wednesday because he thought it was funny.So much so that he told everyone who promptly dobbed him in so they didn't get in trouble. Not so funny now Son.
Even the teachers were having a chuckle about it Yesterday as the Korean cleaners had to clean it up.

Back in my day...

Me and some mates got dobbed in by some complete campaigners for having a 'who can piss the highest up the wall' contest. I expect the teacher saw the funny side of it, but the most humiliating part was that we were made to apologise to the cleaner.

Funniest thing I've seen turd-wise was when a mate of mine took a dump in Elizabeth Grove and his dog promptly ate it

 

[Grave Danger]

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I reckon that tramp stamp was a crow - and then it spread.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

Back in my day...

Me and some mates got dobbed in by some complete campaigners for having a 'who can piss the highest up the wall' contest. I expect the teacher saw the funny side of it, but the most humiliating part was that we were made to apologise to the cleaner.

Funniest thing I've seen turd-wise was when a mate of mine took a dump in Elizabeth Grove and his dog promptly ate it

In my days at Salisbury High someone wrote sh1t in sh1t in one of the cubicles

 

[El_Scorcho]

My mum didn't let me watch the Simpsons for like a year because the first episode she saw was the one where Homer was going to throw himself off of a bridge and I was about 6 years old.

I made up for it by watching 12 episodes every Saturday and Sunday on fox 8 for the next 15 years of my life.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I now know what women go through during childbirth.


That was the biggest poo ever.

10lb at least.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Love a good poo

 

[NoddyHolder]

Even the teachers were having a chuckle about it Yesterday as the Korean cleaners had to clean it up.

cleaners don't get paid enough to have to put up with that. Sorry Dalphonso but you should have done the honourable thing and offered to clean up your boy's attempt at humour.

 

[tribey]

cleaners don't get paid enough to have to put up with that. Sorry Dalphonso but you should have done the honourable thing and offered to clean up your boy's attempt at humour.

Did you miss the part where he said they were Korean? #teammanchuria

 

[Noobz0r]

Mine had a green tinge to it today, need I be concerned?

 

[manureid]

Mine had a green tinge to it today, need I be concerned?

What was consumed for dinner?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Mine had a green tinge to it today, need I be concerned?

Hey hang on it wasn't St Patricks day yesterday...

 

[It Just Is]

Mine had a green tinge to it today, need I be concerned?

Nice glass of red with dinner last night?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

cleaners don't get paid enough to have to put up with that. Sorry Dalphonso but you should have done the honourable thing and offered to clean up your boy's attempt at humour.

Or at least offer it to some Germans to film themselves having sex in.