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Neighbours is an anagram of Erinsborough
 

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People say "as long as my arseh*le is pointing to the ground" when declaring that the will never do something or other, but that's like saying "I will always never do that". Which is silly.

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"Don't yell at me, Ruth! Or I'll f@%ken drop ya. Right here on this bus. In front of all these c@%nts. I don't give a f@%k. Dead-set. You wanna be the big woman? Yeah? Don't make me get outta my seat, bitch. Coz you'll f@%ken regret it."
- Mum v Daughter on the O-Bahn.
 
"Don't yell at me, Ruth! Or I'll f@%ken drop ya. Right here on this bus. In front of all these c@%nts. I don't give a f@%k. Dead-set. You wanna be the big woman? Yeah? Don't make me get outta my seat, bitch. Coz you'll f@%ken regret it."
- Mum v Daughter on the O-Bahn.
Definitely need that O-Bahn upgrade.
 
"Don't yell at me, Ruth! Or I'll f@%ken drop ya. Right here on this bus. In front of all these c@%nts. I don't give a f@%k. Dead-set. You wanna be the big woman? Yeah? Don't make me get outta my seat, bitch. Coz you'll f@%ken regret it."
- Mum v Daughter on the O-Bahn.

I just got a fat.
 

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Realised last night my HQ only has 6000 miles left til it tops out the odometer.

What happens then? Genuine question.
You have to upgrade to an HX. Could even jump a model and go for the HZ.
 
People say "as long as my arseh*le is pointing to the ground" when declaring that the will never do something or other, but that's like saying "I will always never do that". Which is silly.

Or maybe they mean they will do it in their sleep
 
"Don't yell at me, Ruth! Or I'll f@%ken drop ya. Right here on this bus. In front of all these c@%nts. I don't give a f@%k. Dead-set. You wanna be the big woman? Yeah? Don't make me get outta my seat, bitch. Coz you'll f@%ken regret it."
- Mum v Daughter on the O-Bahn.

Such maternal bonding
 

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"Don't yell at me, Ruth! Or I'll f@%ken drop ya. Right here on this bus. In front of all these c@%nts. I don't give a f@%k. Dead-set. You wanna be the big woman? Yeah? Don't make me get outta my seat, bitch. Coz you'll f@%ken regret it."
- Mum v Daughter on the O-Bahn.

Sounds like a bus ride I had the other day - an 'extended family' group split up between both ends of the bus, kids running up and down the aisle, "You sed you was gonna buy me (whatever), but ya didn't buy me nuthin!"; bus driver asks for kids to remain seated for their own safety; parent yells back "I'll tell my kids what they can and can't do, pal!" (despite doin nuthin of the kind).

Definitely need that O-Bahn upgrade.

Don't talk to me about public transport upgrades. At present I have bus stops either side of the road outside my place, but to save commuters up to six minutes on their journey into Perth a bus lane is going to be built down the middle of the road past my place, with the nearest bus stops just about in the next suburb :mad:
 
"Don't yell at me, Ruth! Or I'll f@%ken drop ya. Right here on this bus. In front of all these c@%nts. I don't give a f@%k. Dead-set. You wanna be the big woman? Yeah? Don't make me get outta my seat, bitch. Coz you'll f@%ken regret it."
- Mum v Daughter on the O-Bahn.
I thought it was another episode of ciggie but brain.
 
Know a Paula Harder.

Back in year 10, we had to do some bullshit investigative exercise for some subject.

One of those "solve the murder" things.

Anyway, the victim's name was Mark Pullen-Hard.

The masturbatory innuendo was too much for our 14/15yo minds.

Our teacher, disgusted by our immaturity, canned the whole thing after one too many wanking jokes.

Never found out who knocked him off...
 
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