Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[edgie]

You have an accident that involves a head injury and wind up in hospital. Your brain isn't quite functioning to its normal capacity and you're forgetting things you'd normally remember. You need to call your mum but her number isn't in your phone. What do you do?

Been there, done that. Was concussed at footy, parents outta town. Couldn't remember anything important (real bad concussion, possible short term brain damage). Thank goodness for Medicare card and they look up a Mrs Edgie in the phonebooks.

 

[manureid]

Been there, done that. Was concussed at footy, parents outta town. Couldn't remember anything important (real bad concussion, possible short term brain damage). Thank goodness for Medicare card and they look up a Mrs Edgie in the phonebooks.

Making more sense now.

 

[tribey]

The yellow pages are handy. Other than that no. I'm good with remembering numbers, I don't have my family, missus, or best mates in my mobile even.

This is a work surely. Any investments in the phone book industry you'd like to disclose?

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

 

[70sDinosaur]

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Well-meaning memes that either completely ignore or do not understand the basic tenets of how a functioning society works annoy me more than they should.

Well I guess it will happen when the hospitals sign a lucrative TV deal to televise operations in prime time.

 

[tribey]

Well I guess it will happen when the hospitals sign a lucrative TV deal to televise operations in prime time.

Got me eye on some replica scrubs with MyATM on the front, AussieATM on the back (20% discount if you show your Medicare card).

 

[Power Girl]

I dont know about you, but I dont find reading to be particularly brain intensive.

depends what you're reading. pr0n and comics are not particularly brain intensive no

 

[Dylan8]

Well I guess it will happen when the hospitals sign a lucrative TV deal to televise operations in prime time.

Are you telling me Grey's Anatomy wasn't this? Was McSteamy a fictional character? Boy my world is falling apart right now

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Popped into mums yesterday while she wasn't home to drop something off, anyway I ripped into a packet of those merci chocolates from Aldi she had sitting on the table yumm right... hit fast forward to half an hour ago- irate phonecall incoming WHY DID YOU OPEN THOSE CHOCOLATES YA CAMPAIGNER!!! THEY WERE A FUGGIN" PRESENT FOR SOMEONE YOU arseh*le!!!!

ya too mumma

 

[Dylan8]

Aldi chocolate honestly why bother

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Aldi chocolate honestly why bother

Those merci ones with the flip top lid are as good any.. but we know!! you h8 everything

 

[Dylan8]

I'm a five star man I only accept five star chocolate

 

[edgie]

Out the Silverton hotel and it is chocablocl with people from all walks of life. The **** is this shit? I don't go to pubs in the middle of nowhere cause I like crowds. Some lady even ordered wine and soda water!

Its like it has sold out!

 

[edgie]

Don Johnson of Miami Vice filmed a telemovie out here once! The circle is now complete.

The outback Hollywood indeed.

 

[PepeSilvia]

I'm a five star man I only accept five star chocolate

Spec mod hates poor campaigners?

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Spec mod hates poor campaigners?

Yet he drinks Melbourne Bitter go figure

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Yet he drinks Melbourne Bitter go figure

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Yet he drinks Melbourne Bitter go figure

I was in a pub in Melbourne the other day with this on tap.

 

[Dylan8]

When I'm like 40 and no longer give a shit my wardrobe will exclusively be really bad shirts like this

 

[Doctor Feel]

This is a work surely. Any investments in the phone book industry you'd like to disclose?

I don't even remember miss feels number and I've been with her for 11 years, I don't reckon she has changed numbers in this period. I just put them into the mobile, set their name in the contacts list and forget.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

I was in a pub in Melbourne the other day with this on tap.

Yikes!!! did ya? was it urine?

 

[Trewth]

Yet he drinks Melbourne Bitter go figure

Like he said, he only accepts 5 stars

 

[Eddie Dingle]

When I'm like 40 and no longer give a shit my wardrobe will exclusively be really bad shirts like this

28 years is a long time spec mod.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Yikes!!! did ya? was it urine?

They said it was the original Carlton draught.

was ok.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I like how "spec mod" is being used in a derogatory way.