Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Full Credit]

'Tradelaide' Will trade stolen Iphone with broken screen for a bowl of freshly picked mandarins. What a page. Endless trolling to be had.

 

[Kickpuncher]

Man it's been a good week so far minus the football.

Went into footlocker for like only the second time in the last 2 years to find they had the pair of basketball shoes I wanted in my size (I have a very wide foot) and they were on sale.

And because of that I spent another $120 on top of that on a new ball and a pair of shorts.

#LikeMike

 

[El_Scorcho]

The Rock to be the next Bond obvs

 

[Garibaldi Red]

Schign the contract or take ya pantsch off.. that's Connery right there say it

You're a shite.

A shite for shore eyes.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Apparently this is the next James Bond...

Who is this rat faced ****er?

 

[Forzaport]

Who is this rat faced goose?

Thor's adopted brother.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Man #sttotteringhamsday is funny.

Arsenal supporters are hilarious.

 

[Dylan8]

Man #sttotteringhamsday is funny.

Arsenal supporters are hilarious.

I can't believe this has happened tbh

 

[Nemisis]

The Rock to be the next Bond obvs

Nah, love to an overweight Russell Crowe have a go at the role

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

At least it's not Hugh 'Wooden' Jackman I guess

 

[El_Scorcho]

Man #sttotteringhamsday is funny.

Arsenal supporters are hilarious.

You think they'd keep a lid on it a bit after violently choking whenever they got within a sniff of the title race

 

[tribey]

I can't believe this has happened tbh

Can't beat Villa home or away, do the double over Spurs including scoring 3 goals when down to 10 men and already relegated.

#justnewcastlethings

 

[tribey]

You think they'd keep a lid on it a bit after violently choking whenever they got within a sniff of the title race

It is fascinating tho

 

[Dylan8]

Can't beat Villa home or away, do the double over Spurs including scoring 3 goals when down to 10 men and already relegated.

#justnewcastlethings

Bottle 2 goal leads to Newcastle and Southampton

Beat Dortmund from essentially 3 goals down

#justliverpoolthings

 

[El_Scorcho]

Get repeatedly spanked 4-0

Club captain 6kg overweight half way through the season

1st team captain trolling fans on twitter

Most heartwarming moment of the season is seeing the Holte End throw hundreds of inflatable beach balls onto the pitch mid game

#justvillathings

 

[edgie]

I thought she was older

#sunderlandstuff

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[Dylan8]

I thought she was older

#sunderlandstuff

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[Eddie Dingle]

Announce plan to replace manager halfway through season, early exits from FA Cup and Premier League title race, don't beat any of the other top 6, spend cupla hungy mil on duds, fail to score home or away in champions league semi final, fall over into 4th place. First world problems....

#justcitythings
#sttotteringhamsday

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I can't believe this has happened tbh

Talk about us giving up a 2 goal lead in the last couple minutes as bad.

Spuz spudded it up extraordinarily.

#sttotteringhamsday

 

[Eddie Dingle]

As in Port....

 

[68vette]

Me watching yesterdays game.

 

[bomberclifford]

Karl Amon playing yesterdays game

 

[I Dont Care]

I mean its pretty obvious why Sean Connery was the most loved Bond; its because he clearly was a chancer who had `no right' to be up there with the nobs and schemers and rich girls and so on. He was the embodiment of the lower classes getting one over on the man in as many ways as possible. He didn't go to ******* Eton.

His voice is erotic

 

[I Dont Care]

How many sporting dreams can Jarryd Hayne have?
He's just being greedy now.

My dream was just not to embarrass my family...

Yes, that was a nightmare for me too

 

[tribey]

Get repeatedly spanked 4-0

Club captain 6kg overweight half way through the season

1st team captain trolling fans on twitter

Most heartwarming moment of the season is seeing the Holte End throw hundreds of inflatable beach balls onto the pitch mid game

#justvillathings

I don't understand what Randy Lerner and Mike Ashley want from their ownership.

Utterly clueless when it comes to the game.

Seemingly oblivious to their responsibilities - Ashley allegedly signed off on purchasing NUFC without doing a due diligence and took on £100,000,000+ worth of debt without realising; Lerner has always seemed intent on nosediving Villa as if he was a Brum fan.

Neither have realised that between £140,000,000-£220,000,000 in annual Premiership TV revenue is sorta preferable to £3,000,000 in Championship TV revenue, so you should probably fortify and invest in access to that stream.

Both seem oblivious to the accumulation of hatred they're mining out of entire cities.

Both seem intent on driving down the value of both clubs so profit-on-sale is hardly a motive.

It's bonkers.