Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[finbarr]

new hat new face

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[Jumbo]

Wow, just need a snorkel and some cold cuts and you'd be a dead ringer for Jay from the Inbetweeners

 

[tribey]

new hat new face

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Phil Davis stars in a Broadway production of A Clockwork Orange & Charcoal.

I'd shoop it into a Playbill, but I can't be bothered.

 

[manureid]

new hat new face

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Make your bed you lazy barstool.

 

[Portia]

I always read `manureid' as `manure id'

 

[b0ydman]

will watch

linking park. hmm
my 40yr old mates come around and talk about yeah, i like linkin park
i say- because the first 3 bard sound hard edge eh?
they say yeah
the conversation ends there
korn. hole
buttplug
whatever

all surrounded by sh*t

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

Make your bed you lazy barstool.

Why bother when sluzza's are just going to make it messy.

 

[finbarr]

I really hate how people with "****" in their name change the prenunciation to "Coe", ie "Cockburn" becomes "Coeburn" etc. If your name has "****" in it you should be forced by law the pronounce it that way.

On the other hand, i'd love to see Sebastian Coe start calling himself Sebastion ****, or just Lord ****.

 

[manureid]

I always read `manureid' as `manure id'

Space bar was stuck with food crumbs when I created my profile....otherwise would have slipped that space in.

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

Manure sounds about right

 

[Macca19]

I always read `manureid' as `manure id'

haha yes!! I do exactly the same thing

 

[Spadge]

i didnt... but thanks to you guys i do now!

 

[El_Scorcho]

Hamish and Andy mock all the music on their station though.

Well they used to when on every night.

 

[spookism]

I really hate how people with "****" in their name change the prenunciation to "Coe", ie "Cockburn" becomes "Coeburn" etc. If your name has "****" in it you should be forced by law the pronounce it that way.

On the other hand, i'd love to see Sebastian Coe start calling himself Sebastion ****, or just Lord ****.

Also, Mrs. Bucket (Bouquet)

 

[CrimsonRaven]

I will tell you what's bad ....

snoop lion...wtf is snoop lion....you are snoop doggy dog and will always be a gangster from the hood

If he was going to change it, it should of been Snoop Frog

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

That's three weeks of growth? Pathetic. Man up.

Going to be honest,

I don't sit in front of a mirror going 'Face, do not grow facial hair pls'

 

[Portia]

My nan always told me that if you engage in too much prestidigitation, you end up with hairy palms. Is it true?

 

[CrimsonRaven]

Also

 

[Schulzenfest]

'The Cut' on the Melbourne board is the best thread on Bigfooty. And so much of it applies to us.

Edited, credit to sivart. Doesn't work quite as well because one of our very few good players isn't named Grimes, but it'll do.:

Immediately after the GWS loss, Travis Boak makes his decision to head off to Geelong:

BOAK
Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer. This whole team is insane. Insane, I tell you! Daahh! Aaah!
Boak runs off the training track, and into the coaches room.

BOAK
I can be lazy too!
Boak takes his footy jumper off, and moons one of the assistant coaches.

BOAK
Hey, look at me, I am a worthless footballer, just like Simon Phillips! Sign me up for two years!

Boak walks into the weights room, and grabs two 1kg dumbells.
BOAK
Ooh, I lift weights like a girl, but nobody minds, because I'm Justin Westhoff!

Boak quickly pumps out 2 reps, then heads to the bathroom.
BOAK
(off screen) I'm using the girls toilets, just like Troy Chaplin. Give me a new contract!

Boak emerges from the bathroom and waves his hands in Chaplin's face.
BOAK
Now I'm returning to training without having a shave. But it doesn't matter, because I'm John McCarthy!

Boak runs to Matt Thomas' locker and spins around in the chair.
BOAK
I don't need to get a kick, 'cause someone else will do it for me. (slaps himself on the forehead) D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!
THOMAS
Hey, you okay, Boaky?
BOAK
I'm better than okay, I'm Matt Thomas!
THOMAS
(chuckles) Heh, you wish.

Garry Hocking walks in.
BOAK
Oh, hi, Buddha. I'm the worst football player in the world! Time to go home to my mansion, because I'm Kane Cornes!

He sees a dangerous-looking ball flying towards a pack of players on the ground.
BOAK
What's this? (reads sign) "Beware of backing into packs"? Well, I don't need excuse not to do this, because I'm Tom Loga--
Boak backs into pack and is polaxed. The scene cuts to the Port Adelaide Football Club website - it is the injury list. It reads Boak out indefinitely.

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

My nan always told me that if you engage in too much prestidigitation, you end up with hairy palms. Is it true?

I have **** all hair anywhere.

Like a baby seal

 

[Portia]

'The Cut' on the Melbourne board is the best thread on Bigfooty. And so much of it applies to us.

Sooo.....you stole a joke, it doesn't work, and isn't funny.

Sucks to be you, I guess.

 

[Macca19]

Breaking bad is the best tv show. Ever. Ep 5. Oh my lord

 

[Portia]

I have **** all hair anywhere.

Like a baby seal

My nose has more hair than your face.

I wish that was good for something.

 

[spookism]

Can you imagine if Canada had the Olympics, their Closing Ceremony would of featured Nickelback, Justin Bieber, Bryan Adams, Shania Twain and Avril Lavigne.

 

[Portia]

Nah, Arcade Fire and Celine Dion.