Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[CrimsonRaven]

Look what I just found sandwiched inbetween a copy of Donna Hay and Belgarath the Sorcerer by David Eddings

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Is Donna Hay any relation to Donna Summer?

 

[finbarr]

Is Donna Hay any relation to Donna Summer?

No. Donna Kebab....



I'm so sorry. Going back to work now.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

No. Donna Kebab....



I'm so sorry. Going back to work now.

Donna Youstart with me finbaarrrrrrrrrrrr.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Donna Youstart with me finbaarrrrrrrrrrrr.

Oh god that was truly awful.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Oh god that was truly awful.

Blissid my good man I am capable of far worse than that.

 

[finbarr]

I get quite annoyed with people who walk up to a pedestrian crossings and furiously press the button about 10 times, wait a minute, then furiously press it another 10 times. One press will do the trick.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I get quite annoyed with people who walk up to a pedestrian crossings and furiously press the button about 10 times, wait a minute, then furiously press it another 10 times. One press will do the trick.

**** that finny, I pound that ****er a million miles an hour.

You get across faster that way. How do you think the little green man knows you are in a hurry if you don't tell him?

 

[El_Scorcho]

I get quite annoyed with people who walk up to a pedestrian crossings and furiously press the button about 10 times, wait a minute, then furiously press it another 10 times. One press will do the trick.

No way man.

Mash the button until the little green man appears

 

[Stromageddon]

I have a friend who does that, and I've told them that the "timer that decides when he can walk" resets itself after each press of the button, and that multiple presses are counter-intuitive, no matter how angrily he does it.

 

[Honeyboy Wilson]

I have a friend who does that, and I've told them that the "timer that decides when he can walk" resets itself after each press of the button, and that multiple presses are counter-intuitive, no matter how angrily he does it.

That can't be true.

Edit: As a professional pedestrian, I'd much rather have someone press the button a hundred times than not at all. I've had the displeasure of waiting at the lights while some fat idiot stands in front of a button they haven't pressed and to have to wait an entire rotation because of it. If this thread turns into pedestrian annoyances, I could write a goddamn thesis.

 

[El_Scorcho]

It's definitely not true.

Otherwise someone pressing the button forever would never be allowed to cross.

 

[Stromageddon]

Of course it's not true.

I hate living near several school. Unattended groups of child pedestrians scare me as a driver.

I could write a goddamn thesis.

Do it.

 

[Phhht]

I get quite annoyed with people who walk up to a pedestrian crossings and furiously press the button about 10 times, wait a minute, then furiously press it another 10 times. One press will do the trick.

I hate any campaigner who walks up to a pedestrian crossing and press the button, at all! Run the gauntlet you weak campaigners!

 

[El_Scorcho]

Respect the little red man.

 

[finbarr]

I miss Damir Dokic.

 

[Honeyboy Wilson]

Of course it's not true.

I hate living near several school. Unattended groups of child pedestrians scare me as a driver.



Do it.

I'll do some dot points instead. I'll save the thesis for something to do later in life and hope to get published.

- Cars who don't indicate. What the ****. Oh you're too cool to flick your little indicator on? Figure there's no other cars around and it is just so much effort to move your pinky? Guess what PUNK, pedestrians need to know what the goddamn hell you're doing too.

- When I see a car with their indicator on about to turn down the street I'm about to cross, I'll stop. If I've stopped, don't stop your goddamn car. I've already stopped for you. Your indicator worked to perfection! It's a lot more effort for me to start walking again than it is for you to continue on your merry way, plus you've just made me stopping completely pointless. In fact, you've made the whole process longer you goddamn dumbass.

- Is it that hard to walk on one side of the goddamn footpath? Seriously. Do you think you're the world's quickest walker or something and no one will ever want to overtake you if walking from behind? Do you think everyone is out for a leisurely stroll? Do you think people like looking at your fat ass?

- 3 people in a row? Are you shitting me? I get you're all friends and you don't wanna make one of you feel awkward by walking behind, but BAD LUCK. Other pedestrians shouldn't be disadvantaged because you assholes think the entire footpath is yours so you can have a chat about the goddamn weather like a nanna.

- Unley Road. Are you SERIOUS? I could write a thesis on Unley Road alone. Yeah, brilliant idea putting pedestrian crossings in at the most inconvenient places. You wanna know why there are like 5 accidents a year at the intersection of Unley and Young? COS YOU PUT THE PEDESTRIAN CROSSING LITERALLY 5 METRES AWAY. Just turn it into a goddamn intersection goddammit.

- Oh, you need to pull out on to the road, so you decide to block the footpath, when you could plainly see there are no gaps for a long ass time. Thank you for making me walk all the way around behind your big ass four wheel drive that has never left the goddamn city. No kids in the back? Of course not, the four wheel drive is just cos you're an arseh*le and an idiot.

....I'm gonna stop before I burst a vessel.

 

[PowerKat]

I have taken a liking to honking people who don't indicate, numbers of whom are on the rise. They probably spend all day/night/week wondering why they got honked, or they get angry for being honked, or at the very least, startled for a moment. Hopefully all 3.

 

[Portia]

I have taken a liking to honking people who don't indicate, numbers of whom are on the rise. They probably spend all day/night/week wondering why they got honked, or they get angry for being honked, or at the very least, startled for a moment. Hopefully all 3.

I want to Like that a thousand times, I can't stand people that don't indicate! I had a crash once when one of these clowns decided to just casually drive into a lane I was already occupying without warning as I wasn't there - the annoying thing is the crash was from when I swerved to avoid and clipped someone else - FUUUUU

 

[DonDraper]

Epic post (Bernie's)

I have to train someone at work next week, and they are lovely and we get along but I think they are going to struggle to grasp what they have to do, which in turn is going to be a bit frustrating.

 

[chachi11]

Pedestrian crossings that are red, and there is no one around...

WHO THE **** PUSHED THE BUTTON...

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I want to Like that a thousand times, I can't stand people that don't indicate! I had a crash once when one of these clowns decided to just casually drive into a lane I was already occupying without warning as I wasn't there - the annoying thing is the crash was from when I swerved to avoid and clipped someone else - FUUUUU

You do realise that women can't drive and any accident you are in from now on is your fault by default don't you?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Bernie Nips needs a hug

 

[Portia]

You do realise that women can't drive and any accident you are in from now on is your fault by default don't you?

I need a smart answer to this. Anyone?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I need a smart answer to this. Anyone?

Where is PowerKat when you need her?