Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Eddie Dingle]

i hope not. vomiting and shitting at the same time isnt fun.

It's not supposed to be fun it's called multi-tasking or time management.

You come and work for me and you'll learn to eat your lunch, piss, vomit and shit at the same time.

 

[PatientMental]

It's not supposed to be fun it's called multi-tasking or time management.

You come and work for me and you'll learn to eat your lunch, piss, vomit and shit at the same time.

ill stick with being a uni student who spends all day masturbating. thanks for the offer though!

 

[Eddie Dingle]

ill stick with being a uni student who spends all day masturbating. thanks for the offer though!

Well stop your ****ing whingeing then.

Jesus, kids of today

 

[beenreal]

What's the go with the channel 7 sports promo?

It shows about 5 shots of the crows and their supporters with about 2 shots of tennis thrown in, then mentions they have every Adelaide game and then shows ONE shot of Port.

Da Faq?

I must have missed the Port Adelaide part.

Classic from my British Partner the other day. She's a mad soccer fan who's slowly starting to appreciate Aussie Rules after enjoying an extended chat with Scott Hodges.

Upon seeing the promo, she turned to me and said, "if the Crows have all the money and get all this publicity, how come they've only won 2 Premierships so long ago?"

 

[5um0F1]

Upon seeing the promo, she turned to me and said, "if the Crows have all the money and use under counter payments to cheat the system and get all this publicity, how come they've only won 2 Premierships so long ago?"

efa

 

[kaysee]

...
Upon seeing the promo, she turned to me and said, "if the Crows have all the money and get all this publicity, how come they've only won 2 Premierships so long ago?"

Just tell her they're like Tottenham FC... wealthy but SFA to show for it.

 

[Stromageddon]

Richmond will be absolutely ****ed with Choco and Dimma running the joint. Don't forget Lade.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Richmond will be absolutely screwed with Choco and Dimma running the joint. Don't forget Lade.

Nothing could screw Richmond like Richmond has over the last 30 years.

Nothing.

 

[Power Girl]

I feel sorry for Hardwick. How long do you think before Chocco demands his job?

 

[manureid]

So glad i dont watch tennis.

 

[BIG MATTY T]

Man how we have been screwed with the new franchise teams

 

[Eddie Dingle]

So glad i dont watch tennis.

I'm heading to Melbourne on Monday to watch whatever quarter final is on during the day session. It's great live but I would rather hack off my scrotum with a blunt butter knife than watch it on tv.

 

[manureid]

Yeh, probably be good to be at the tennis, the atmosphere etc. But I cannot sit through a minute of it on tv. That butter knife sounds a shirtload more fun!

 

[Schulzenfest]

I feel sorry for Hardwick. How long do you think before Chocco demands his job?

Choco already took Hardwick's job in 2009.

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

I used to particularly dislike women's tennis - until I hit puberty.

 

[Hooligan87]

I'm heading to Melbourne on Monday to watch whatever quarter final is on during the day session. It's great live but I would rather hack off my scrotum with a blunt butter knife than watch it on tv.

Really? If you have never watched women's tennis with the sound set to maximum and with your eyes shut while you masturbate you're missing out on one of the finer things in life.

 

[Papa G]

I used to particularly dislike women's tennis - until I hit puberty.

Yep Martina Navratilova, Billie Jean King and Hana Mandlikova used to get my juices flowing.......

 

[portfan36]

Yep Martina Navratilova, Billie Jean King and Hana Mandlikova used to get my juices flowing.......

If you like them then you'd love Vitas Gerulaitis. After all, his haircut made him just as feminine than any of those "ladies" you referred to

 

[Asgardian]

The Billie Jean King vs Bobby Riggs match was a real eye opener ...

For the life of me I cannot recall any women's sport that I enjoy watching.

Even the Lingerie Football League for a **** & arse show doesn't really have any **** & arse, why watch inferior sport when a superior product is available?

 

[Papa G]

If you like them then you'd love Vitas Gerulaitis. After all, his haircut made him just as feminine than any of those "ladies" you referred to

Would have loved hanging out with Vitas for different reasons....

 

[Ported]

Oh gawd.

 

[Ported]

...why watch inferior sport when a superior product is available?

Why watch SANFL when there is the AFL?
Why watch NCAA when there is the NBA?
Why watch A-League when there is the EPL?
Why watch EPL when there is the Champions League?
Why watch Champions league when there is the world cup?
Why watch CSI when there is The Wire?
Why eat apples when there are oranges?

 

[finbarr]

Vitas was so 70's New York. Playing tennis, long hair, doing lines at Studio 54.

 

[5um0F1]

Why watch SANFL when there is the AFL? - agreed
Why watch NCAA when there is the NBA? - agreed
Why watch A-League when there is the EPL? - zzzzzzz
Why watch EPL when there is the Champions League? - ditto
Why watch Champions league when there is the world cup? - every 4 years
Why watch CSI when there is The Wire? - both crud
Why eat apples when there are oranges? - to avoid scurvy

 

[Asgardian]

Why watch SANFL when there is the AFL? to see the juniors coming through
Why watch NCAA when there is the NBA? Don't watch either
Why watch A-League when there is the EPL? I don't
Why watch EPL when there is the Champions League? EPL is tougher than CL
Why watch Champions league when there is the world cup? I don't
Why watch CSI when there is The Wire? Don't watch either
Why eat apples when there are oranges? They are both good

Generally ................. yes ................. generally ........... women's sport is not as powerful, not as quick, not as good.