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I would take it as a sign that ppl going to the showdown will be surrounded by awkward sweaty 45 year old dads making slightly creepy sex jokes with a big smile.


You've just described me to a tee.
 
I'm 18 awkward, not that sweaty, and I don't smile when I make sex jokes because sex isn't a joke. I make sex comments. With a straight face. People think I'm joking but I'm always serious.

Always.
 

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I would take it as a sign that ppl going to the showdown will be surrounded by awkward sweaty 45 year old dads making slightly creepy sex jokes with a big smile.
If it is enough to have a Michael Wilson on Stephen Milne effect on him, DO IT!!!
 
Heard there was a Donny brook in bay 118 was it any of the big footy lads?

Its been overblown. Crows supporters were ejected.

There was a racial slur made at the crow supporting Arabian guy who was causing a huge fuss, a supporter wrapped his scarf around his head to mimic an arab towelhead.

I normally wouldnt have found it funny, but given the crow guy went off like a cut snake and was threatening to kill the port guy, I found it pretty funny. Am I bad person?
 
Guy in 3/4 time urinal queue: "Come on, more than three shakes and you're wanking!"

Me: "Sorry, that quarter was pretty exciting"
 
I got smacked in the chops by some old crab for leaning over the Crows race and saying something like "bad luck guys"....

Something like? :D
 

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Also, another urinal story.

Guy taking a piss: "AWWWGHHHHHHHH, THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!"

*awkward silence*

Was that also 3/4 time? Because post-coital urination is arguably better than orgasm.
 
Was that also 3/4 time? Because post-coital urination is arguably better than orgasm.

It was actually half time, and I couldn't tell if it was a pro-crows or pro-port fellow.
 
It was actually half time, and I couldn't tell if it was a pro-crows or pro-port fellow.

If he was pro-urine I'd argue strongly that he's a pro-crows guy
 

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