Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Doctor Feel]

I would have just said "She is being a silly duffa."

 

[Powerstufff]

I would have just said "She is being a silly duffa."

You know I can't even remember what we did say, the older 2 were still asking about it even as we left the cinema. Lots of traps out there people, 'Deliverance' anyone? In pre-internet days it was easier to make an snap, uninformed decision to go to see a film and get caught out.

 

[Portia]

 

[DonDynamite]

 

[MP_]

I went to girls house when I was 15 for a movie night, her dad who was a policeman hired "meet the feebles" , he thought it was going to be an innocent muppet type movie, how wrong he was.

 

[*PAF]

Have you seen Last Tango in Paris?

With your mum?

Bad enough if your GF's name was Flora.

 

[Powerstufff]

... her dad who was a policeman hired "meet the feebles" .....

Having looked 'Meet the Feebles' up I believe we have a new leader in our awkward moment discussion. How far into the film did you get?

 

[*PAF]

Just had a look at Mawsons lakes campus on google Earth.
The place has changed and looks quite good. Gone are the days when Francis Ford Coppola got his famous line for Apocalypse Now whilst on holidays in Adelaide. I love the smell of damp dung in the mornings.

 

[Asgardian]

I went to girls house when I was 15 for a movie night, her dad who was a policeman hired "meet the feebles" , he thought it was going to be an innocent muppet type movie, how wrong he was.

If I went out for a movie night when I was 15 it was to see what was on channels 7, 9 or 10 ...

 

[Burningleviathan]

I went to girls house when I was 15 for a movie night, her dad who was a policeman hired "meet the feebles" , he thought it was going to be an innocent muppet type movie, how wrong he was.

Ahahaha that movie is classic.

 

[Burningleviathan]

Nothing worse than people who say they will call to finalise plans then don't, or wait till the last minute.

 

[Ebert80]

That can be good when you didnt actually want to catch up with them anyway.

 

[MP_]

Having looked 'Meet the Feebles' up I believe we have a new leader in our awkward moment discussion. How far into the film did you get?

we watched the whole thing, we just pissed ourselves the whole way through it, the dad didn't realise till he got home from his shift what it was

 

[It Just Is]

we watched the whole thing, we just pissed ourselves the whole way through it, the dad didn't realise till he got home from his shift what it was

Dad of the year nomination worth imo.

He kept your greedy eyes focussed on the idiot box, and off his daughter, while letting you both think you were being naughty. Genius.

 

[Powerstufff]

we watched the whole thing, we just pissed ourselves the whole way through it, the dad didn't realise till he got home from his shift what it was

Well that's only retrospectively awkward, nothing like real-time awkward.
I can even beat that low-level awkwardness with the time my mate in the Navy returned from leave to attend his mother's funeral and we took him to see 'The man from Snowy River' (just how old am I?). There one of the protagonists talked for what seemed hours about their mother's death and we had to avoid eye contact for over an hour until we could safely pretend it had never happened. But that was only Masterfood's American mustard compared to the Hot English mustard of seeing 'Something about Mary' with your kids.

Dad of the year nomination worth imo ...

Some sort of award definitely. Perhaps divorce and award of custody to anyone but him? Based on leaving young daughter alone with a young man and providing them with odd but raunchy film. Doubt it would warrant 'Dad of the year' though. Had he left a trail of condoms to her bedroom, a chilled bottle of white wine, and warm but still formal letter requiring you to 'do' her he could hardly have got that more wrong.

 

[Powerstufff]

we watched the whole thing, we just pissed ourselves the whole way through it, the dad didn't realise till he got home from his shift what it was

Well that's only retrospectively awkward, nothing like real-time awkward.
I can even beat that low-level awkwardness with the time my mate in the Navy returned from leave to attend his mother's funeral and we took him to see 'The man from Snowy River' (just how old am I?). There one of the protagonists talked for what seemed hours about their mother's death and we had to avoid eye contact for over an hour until we could safely pretend it had never happened. But that was only Masterfood's American mustard compared to the Hot English mustard of seeing 'Something about Mary' with your kids.

Dad of the year nomination worth imo ...

Some sort of award definitely. Perhaps divorce and award of custody to anyone but him? Based on leaving young daughter alone with a young man and providing them with odd but raunchy film. Doubt it would warrant 'Dad of the year' though. Had he left a trail of condoms to her bedroom, a chilled bottle of white wine, and warm but still formal letter requiring you to 'do' her he could hardly have got that more wrong.

 

[Stromageddon]

What if each of the condoms in the hypothetical trail had holes in them?

 

[MP_]

I've never been able to watch the muppets or even sesame street the same since seeing a cat give a walrus a blowjob under a desk.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Wes Borland is a genetic god.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Noobz0r]

Beers and Goldeneye. Going to be the best night everrrrr.

 

[Honeyboy Wilson]

Well that's only retrospectively awkward, nothing like real-time awkward.
I can even beat that low-level awkwardness with the time my mate in the Navy returned from leave to attend his mother's funeral and we took him to see 'The man from Snowy River' (just how old am I?). There one of the protagonists talked for what seemed hours about their mother's death and we had to avoid eye contact for over an hour until we could safely pretend it had never happened.

Had similar. A mate's mum died of cancer, so I thought to cheer him up I'd put on Freddy Got Fingered. Then came the fateful line:

"Are hospitals always this fun?"
"No, sometimes people die of cancer. "

Never felt a freeze up in my body quite like that one.

 

[raman]

Had similar. A mate's mum died of cancer, so I thought to cheer him up I'd put on Freddy Got Fingered. Then came the fateful line

Fond memories of defending that movie against anyone and everyone when it was new. Seems to have stood the test of time somewhat and has a lot of fans these days.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Fond memories of defending that movie against anyone and everyone when it was new. Seems to have stood the test of time somewhat and has a lot of fans these days.

I'm a backwards man, i'm a backwards man, i'm a backwards man, i'm a backwards man, I can go backwards as fast as you can.

 

[Noobz0r]

This is very hard to type