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Yeah but that's the point of the movie. To be ridiculously bad.
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Yeah but that's the point of the movie. To be ridiculously bad.
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Because people went out of their way to watch it because it's just so bad. Alongside Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus, Mega Fault etc, these movies are all made by "The Asylum".
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Got the final book in The Last Chronicles Of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever, The Last Dark.
Have to bury myself in it. ...
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Got the final book in The Last Chronicles Of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever, The Last Dark.
Have to bury myself in it. ...
I read Bukowski, my favourite pick-up line: "You're a chubby thing, let me sink it in you"
Sharktopus is the best of the ridiculous prehistoric monster movies. Original Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus was good as well. But Sharktopus actually kept me guessing the whole way through. A very good time.
Looking forward to seeing Sharkalanche.
Looking forward to seeing Sharkalanche.
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Hats are too one dimensional - they should have alternative uses.
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You reckon they would get their money back?....
Though it looked like it had a budget of 30 grand....ian zeering probably did for free trying to reserect his glory days
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Ian Zeering's so called 'glory days' were far, far worse than anything in Sharknado.
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Movies like Sharknado are made to be bad. Bad movies with serious pretensions are a much grander variety of bad.
Like "The Room".
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Sharknado is a bit of a spoof.
The Room is probably the worst movie ever made because it trys to be something its not and it cost $8m to make.
Birdemic is the worst movie ever though.
The Room is probably the worst movie ever made because it trys to be something its not and it cost $8m to make.
Birdemic is the worst movie ever though.
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Check out Blood Diner, anytime you see someone with a deep fried head still attached to their body is worth watching
He did an amazing cyber-thriller called Mind Storm (aka Subliminal Seduction) in 1996. By amazing I mean bad, but thoroughly watchable. I got it on one of those 10-in-1 THRILLER DVD packs I got from a pawnbroker. Those things are the best. They introduced me to Michael Dudikoff, the greatest B movie action star that never had a proper hit. American Ninja was as close as he got. Damn I love Dudikoff... the American Ninja series is too much fun.
There used to be a scene that was on YouTube where Dudikoff is driving along and sees a ninja standing on a mountain, who then vanishes... and then lands on his car. It was one of the funniest fight scenes I've ever seen, but I can't find it now :/
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Now that we have bowled the poms out, Ryan Harris is half way thru his 17th test and now taken 74 wickets @ 21.74 but @ a strike rate of 45.6.
He's up there with the blokes who played in the 1880's when they had uncovered wickets.
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Player............Span.....Mat.Balls.Runs.Wkts.BBI.BBM.Ave.Econ.SR.5.10
JJ Ferris........ 1887-1890 8 2030 684 48 5/26 9/74 14.25 2.02 42.2 4 0
FR Spofforth 1877-1887 18 4185 1731 94 7/44 14/90 18.41 2.48 44.5 7 4
JV Saunders 1902-1908 14 3565 1796 79 7/34 9/66 22.73 3.02 45.1 6 0
RJ Harris.... 2010-2013 17* 3375 1609 74 7/117 9/106 21.74 2.86 45.6 4 0
HV Hordern 1911-1912 7 2148 1075 46 7/90 12/175 23.36 3.00 46.6 5 2
DE Bollinger 2009-2010 12 2401 1296 50 5/28 8/141 25.92 3.23 48.0 2 0
JL Pattinson 2011-2013 12 2275 1242 47 5/27 8/105 26.42 3.27 48.4 3 0
GJ Gilmour 1973-1977 15 2661 1406 54 6/85 9/157 26.03 3.17 49.2 3 0
CTB Turner 1887-1895 17 5179 1670 101 7/43 12/87 16.53 1.93 51.2 11 2
WJ Whitty 1909-1912 14 3357 1373 65 6/17 9/98 21.12 2.45 51.6 3 0
GD McGrath 1993-2007 124 29248 12186 563 8/24 10/27 21.64 2.49 51.9 29 3
DK Lillee 1971-1984 70 18467 8493 355 7/83 11/123 23.92 2.75 52.0 23 7
A Cotter 1904-1912 21 4633 2549 89 7/148 9/221 28.64 3.30 52.0 7 0
JR Thomson 1972-1985 51 10535 5601 200 6/46 9/105 28.00 3.18 52.6 8 0
He's up there with the blokes who played in the 1880's when they had uncovered wickets.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/the-ashes-2013-14/engine/match/592397.html
Player............Span.....Mat.Balls.Runs.Wkts.BBI.BBM.Ave.Econ.SR.5.10
JJ Ferris........ 1887-1890 8 2030 684 48 5/26 9/74 14.25 2.02 42.2 4 0
FR Spofforth 1877-1887 18 4185 1731 94 7/44 14/90 18.41 2.48 44.5 7 4
JV Saunders 1902-1908 14 3565 1796 79 7/34 9/66 22.73 3.02 45.1 6 0
RJ Harris.... 2010-2013 17* 3375 1609 74 7/117 9/106 21.74 2.86 45.6 4 0
HV Hordern 1911-1912 7 2148 1075 46 7/90 12/175 23.36 3.00 46.6 5 2
DE Bollinger 2009-2010 12 2401 1296 50 5/28 8/141 25.92 3.23 48.0 2 0
JL Pattinson 2011-2013 12 2275 1242 47 5/27 8/105 26.42 3.27 48.4 3 0
GJ Gilmour 1973-1977 15 2661 1406 54 6/85 9/157 26.03 3.17 49.2 3 0
CTB Turner 1887-1895 17 5179 1670 101 7/43 12/87 16.53 1.93 51.2 11 2
WJ Whitty 1909-1912 14 3357 1373 65 6/17 9/98 21.12 2.45 51.6 3 0
GD McGrath 1993-2007 124 29248 12186 563 8/24 10/27 21.64 2.49 51.9 29 3
DK Lillee 1971-1984 70 18467 8493 355 7/83 11/123 23.92 2.75 52.0 23 7
A Cotter 1904-1912 21 4633 2549 89 7/148 9/221 28.64 3.30 52.0 7 0
JR Thomson 1972-1985 51 10535 5601 200 6/46 9/105 28.00 3.18 52.6 8 0
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It upsets me that no one was talking about the van damme movies with the nice segway we had
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If you like your bad movies with a bit of retro stylee, you can't go past Ed Wood's, Plan 9 from Outer Space. Bad dialogue, bad acting, lack of continuity, disintegrating sets and visible wires & boom mikes. Amazingly bad.
This was the film used in a great live comedy overdub done in the 80s, Double Take Meets the Astro Zombies. They also did the same treatment to an old italian Hercules film from the 60s.
There's also this doozy from the 70s: The Incredible Melting Man
By all accounts it was intended as a serious horror film but ended up being a hilariously bad parody of one.
And finally, any conversation about good, bad movies would be incomplete without a reference to Melvin, the Toxic Avenger. The best, intentionally bad movie of all time.
This was the film used in a great live comedy overdub done in the 80s, Double Take Meets the Astro Zombies. They also did the same treatment to an old italian Hercules film from the 60s.
There's also this doozy from the 70s: The Incredible Melting Man
By all accounts it was intended as a serious horror film but ended up being a hilariously bad parody of one.
And finally, any conversation about good, bad movies would be incomplete without a reference to Melvin, the Toxic Avenger. The best, intentionally bad movie of all time.
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