Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Power Raid]

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I sense the only thing between us and a win will be goal difference

 

[Kickpuncher]

In fairness there isn't a group we'd have gotten out of.

Could have seen us snagging 2nd if we got in group F or E

 

[Moses01]

where'd the sponsor thread go ;<

 

[tribey]

In fairness there isn't a group we'd have gotten out of.

Nonsense. There's an up and coming centrehalf named Alex Tobin. Has the prostate of a man half his age and not a hint of osteoporosis. #playthekidsange

 

[Eddie Dingle]

where'd the sponsor thread go ;<

You blokes hijacked it with your inane comments. Some of you just need to grow up.

Nonsense. There's an up and coming centrehalf named Alex Tobin. Has the prostate of a man half his age and not a hint of osteoporosis. #playthekidsange

Sergio Melta ftw.








I am joking Moses.

 

[Ron The Bear]

I'm in a puntclub and we don't fix any races that I am aware of but our ROI is 61% after 3 years?

Could that be wrong?

Slightly different, 25% per year over three years = 95% total ROI. 61% is still very high though. Is your club very selective with its bets? Are you betting exotics or just win? Or both?

I know a pro punter who makes between 5-9% a year.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Slightly different, 25% per year over three years = 95% total ROI. 61% is still very high though. Is your club very selective with its bets? Are you betting exotics or just win? Or both?

I know a pro punter who makes between 5-9% a year.

Two clubs.

1 is 16 blokes $25 a week bet half/bank half for a $200 bet each week. The bet is your choice as long as it is horse racing. 3 years roi of 61%.

1 is 7 blokes $50 a week bet half/bank half for a $175 bet each week. Same as above regarding betting. 1 year roi of 52%.

We have some very good punters and some mugs. Luckily the mugs tend to get tips and go each way so even if they don't win we may get some return. In the second club we have 10% shares in two horses with John Mcardle and 6k in the bank. One punter is at 205% roi.

 

[Ron The Bear]

Two clubs.

1 is 16 blokes $25 a week bet half/bank half for a $200 bet each week. The bet is your choice as long as it is horse racing. 3 years roi of 61%.

1 is 7 blokes $50 a week bet half/bank half for a $175 bet each week. Same as above regarding betting. 1 year roi of 52%.

Very impressive.

Still, chalk and cheese compared to the Vlahos thing. They are presumably betting in very large amounts, which has its own pitfalls. Returns from prizemoney would be even more uncertain given they're buying yearlings.

 

[Power Raid]

I would prefer to be the "house"

Great returns and no risk

 

[Dylan8]

Ebert and Boaky on the Cricket Show now

 

[Power Raid]

Ebert and Boaky on the Cricket Show now

Thanks

 

[Dylan8]

https://twitter.com/UScricketguy
How can you cricketeers tell which franchise is which!? Their uniforms are so darn similar! #GoWhiteFranchise#CricketballProblems

 

[Zakk Wylde]

RIP Dime... 9 years today we lost this sublime guitarist.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

^^^ liked it because it's a great song and he was a brilliant guitarist.

Hated it because he was gone way too soon.

 

[Doctor Feel]

^^^ liked it because it's a great song and he was a brilliant guitarist.

Hated it because he was gone way too soon.

Ween.

 

[PatientMental]

Still frustrated we didn't bury MC last night

 

[Jim Dixon]

(Thanks to Mrs. P. for finding this)

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Ween.

I don't think Ween will ever reunite which makes me very sad.

Aaron Freeman has released a demo that says he has killed off Gene Ween.

https://aaronfreeman.bandcamp.com/album/geners-gone-the-final-demo-recordings-of-gene-ween-2009-2011

Gener's gone
let's hold a candle up for Gener
he loved you all just like his children
it broke my heart to say goodbye

where did you go?
some say you took up with the argus
prancing likely with the stallion
no man should ever be so free

if everyone had a hit
that'd be a pole to count up the styles in culture
if I could sing like the old man
he'd slap my back and ground me for awake

but the kids in city holes struggle along
with their beauties by their side
I see them with love
and tears of age falling from my eyes

Gener's gone
could there be hope for redemption
maybe he's locked up in detention
a detention of time

fly Gener fly Gener fly

if everyone had a place
a place to go with otherlike minded people
a simple place
where Paddy throws the ball to Jimmy

but the new youth push his limits
of destiny and fate
I look to them with love and forgiveness
I forgive them

Gener's gone
let's hold a candle up for Gener
he loved you all just like his children
and it broke my heart to say goodbye.

I am so sad, they were my favourite band in the world.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I has a big sad.

 

[Jim Dixon]

Sorry to hear that Eddie.

Some days just suck.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Sorry to hear that Eddie.

Some days just suck.

All good mate.

Only sad when I remember that I'll never see Ween live again.

It's Doctor Feel s fault. He mentioned Ween.

 

[Trewth]

This was brought to my attention a few days ago, you just reminded me. The advice is solid.

http://nancykells.tumblr.com/post/67655932477/ive-gotten-lots-of-requests-for-this-article

Have you seen it before Eddie Dingle?

 

[spookism]

This thread is about to become very popular in China.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

This was brought to my attention a few days ago, you just reminded me. The advice is solid.

http://nancykells.tumblr.com/post/67655932477/ive-gotten-lots-of-requests-for-this-article

Have you seen it before Eddie Dingle?

Man that is ****ing awesome. And therefore you are awesome too.

You have cheered up my Ween sad.

 

[Powerstufff]

Looks like we need a tattoo's (sic) thread ....

Add this to it:
There was this guy Steve who was really in love with his girlfriend Wendy, so he decided to have her name tattooed on his erect penis. When it was flaccid though you could only see the letters 'W' and 'Y'.
Anyway after Steve and his girlfriend got married they went on their honeymoon to Jamaica. One day in a restaurant Steve went to the toilet and while standing in the urinal noticed the big West Indian guy peeing next to him also had the letters 'W' and 'Y' tattooed on his penis. So he asked "Hey, do you also have a missus named Wendy?" The West Indian said "No, her name is Margaret, why do you ask?" After Steve explains his own tattoo the West Indian guy said "No, when erect my tattoo says 'Welcome to Jamaica, have a really great holiday',"