Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[I Dont Care]

Weirdo.

Confusedo

 

[Dylan8]

Jetstar is ****ing with my schoolies flights, I may be down Eddie Dingle way for a 5 hour stopover in December on the way back to Melbourne from Byron. I expect to be hooked up with hookers and cocaine in that short time.

 

[charcolechaddy]

I am a Virgo bloke
I am right handed
But I use a computer mouse with my left hand
Other people are confused...

Lol I'm a Virgo ,
Left handed , mouse right handed,
It's a Virgo thing!

 

[charcolechaddy]

Jetstar is ******* with my schoolies flights, I may be down Eddie Dingle way for a 5 hour stopover in December on the way back to Melbourne from Byron. I expect to be hooked up with hookers and cocaine in that short time.

Where do I sign up?

 

[power09]

Why the **** isnt the Ebola dominating the news, this was annoying me 2weeks ago and I can only imagine its getting worse.

 

[bomberclifford]

Not Sir Cliff too!

 

[raman]

Not Sir Cliff too!

You big tease. I assumed you meant dead but you just meant pedo.

 

[Doctor Feel]

So, if Ebert is thrashing someone head-to-head have they been given a case of Ebo-la?

 

[Steve Dore]

Why the **** isnt the Ebola dominating the news, this was annoying me 2weeks ago and I can only imagine its getting worse.

It won't dominate the news here until an Australian dies of it.

Then we'll have exclusive interviews with a honeymoon couple who were on the same flight as the Australian victim and lived to tell the tale. A Current Affair, Today Tonight and the Adelaide Advertiser will follow up with in depth profiles of the victim's cat and an exclusive interview with the lady that ran the school tuckshop when the victim was eight years old.

Tony Abbott will hold a press conference to blame the death on the boats with Labor's Carbon Tax a contributing factor. Joe Hockey will announce that poor people don't have to worry about catching Ebola because they can't afford to travel overseas.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

Why is it when building your house .....before you give em the money they are your best friend....

Give them the deposit money and they are strangers....

Total campaigners

 

[spookism]

Why is it when building your house .....before you give em the money they are your best friend....

Give them the deposit money and they are strangers....

Total campaigners

Life?

 

[I Dont Care]

Why is it when building your house .....before you give em the money they are your best friend....

Give them the deposit money and they are strangers....

Total campaigners

Money. Is their friend. Not you

 

[Doctor Feel]

You look horrible.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Miss feel is mad because last Friday when she left work, she got held up by Gaza protests in Rundle Mall shutting the whole place down.
This week, it's some 40 year thing to do with Cyprus.

Who the hell protests on a friday afternoon when everyone just wants to get home? For ****s sake.

 

[Steve Dore]

Miss feel is mad because last Friday when she left work, she got held up by Gaza protests in Rundle Mall shutting the whole place down. ......

Sh!t football club.

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

Money. Is their friend. Not you

Aww man...I just wanted them to care about me

 

[Ant Bear]

If you are near Kakadu, BEWARE

Phalluses can be dangerous

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[I Dont Care]

Aww man...I just wanted them to care about me

It's a cold, cold world

 

[I Dont Care]

If you are near Kakadu, BEWARE

Phalluses can be dangerous

Also...beware of the ant-bears

 

[Ant Bear]

Also...beware of the ant-bears

I have it on good authority that a random sighting of my nose was the reason that sign was erected!

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Miss feel is mad because last Friday when she left work, she got held up by Gaza protests in Rundle Mall shutting the whole place down.
This week, it's some 40 year thing to do with Cyprus.

Who the hell protests on a friday afternoon when everyone just wants to get home? For ****s sake.

Who the **** goes straight herm on a Friday?

Piss drinkers of the world unite and fall over!

 

[I Dont Care]

Just who the ****?

 

[Dylan8]