Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[_VXV]

How's our country doing?
Bloke on ABC saying the last time PM saw out their term the iPhone hadn't been invented.

 

[Contested Marx]

Malcolm Turnbull and Julie Bishop most aesthetic duo in Australian politics history

They look so Presidential.

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

http://istonyabbottstillprimeminister.com/

http://www.ismalcolmturnbullpm.com/

 

[Powerstufff]

A strong Liberal party means a strong Labor party.
Both are good for the country.

Need to do something about Shorten now. I look forward to one day again voting for a party led by someone I like, not the one I least dislike.

 

[raman]

4 days off getting his PM pension and lifetime ex-PM perks.

The only thing that could improve on that is if he somehow contracted rabies tomorrow.

 

[Duck Farmer]

#putoutyouronions

 

[John the Butcher]

grocery bag at a Bi-Lo checkout.

Bi-Lo

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

LOL yeah, we could probably do without a treasurer I wouldn't trust to add up my sad single guy's grocery bag at a Bi-Lo checkout.

Jeezus Bi-Lo.. is it 2005 still?

 

[Grave Danger]

SELL BASEBALL BATS!!

 

[Dylan8]

 

[LukeSA]

Jeezus Bi-Lo.. is it 2005 still?

I remember Bi-Lo and their $2 shelves full of crappy toys and tools.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Bi-lo ****ing ruled.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Franklins FTW

 

[Doctor Feel]

Lava life vs. e-harmony.

#teamlavalife

 

[raman]

Franklins FTW

I ran into my cousin once when I lived around the Port Adelaide area, he had recently moved from managing the Elizabeth Franklins to the Port Adelaide one, I asked him if it was any better. He sort of sighed and said "Yeah... more of the customers wear shoes, here."

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Youjizz vs Youporn

 

[Doctor Feel]

Youjizz vs Youporn

Xvideos. Next.

 

[Dylan8]

Youjizz vs Youporn

'nhub since I entered double digits #GenY

 

[raman]

pornmd you idiots

 

[Zakk Wylde]

They weren't options guys.... Carn

 

[Doctor Feel]

They weren't options guys.... Carn

Of the two. The hub.

 

[Portology]

Anyone ever sent a single left shoe to Daniel Day Lewis just as a joke?
Poor price to postage ratio though

 

[Doctor Feel]

Lel.

 

[Portology]

Need to do something about Shorten now. I look forward to one day again voting for a party led by someone I like, not the one I least dislike.

Bill S will have to be talked into resigning to avoid the stain of another leader knifing. Turnbull can rightly claim he got rid of a dangerous nearly unhinged poorly-performing extremist, wheras Bill is mostly non-performing except that calling him vanilla is an insult to a fine herb. Last time a Bill from Labor did the right thing ('83, kids) it worked out ok for a few years.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Bill S will have to be talked into resigning to avoid the stain of another leader knifing. Turnbull can rightly claim he got rid of a dangerous nearly unhinged poorly-performing extremist, wheras Bill is mostly non-performing except that calling him vanilla is an insult to a fine herb. Last time a Bill from Labor did the right thing ('83, kids) it worked out ok for a few years.

I love how bill is the ultimate placeholder till they sort their shit out. Such a nothingsman.