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Why am I only now getting into Kavinsky? It's probably because I grew up in rural South Australia, that puts me 5 years behind everyone else.
I'm only six months ahead of you then
 
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Listening to TISM at work earlier today, couldn't be the calm and composed employee I usually am when Defecate on My Face started playing. I'll found the Port-TISM Brazilian Fan Club.

"Apathy" from Great Trucking Songs of the Renaissance actually got airplay in Adelaide, on an otherwise fairly commercial FM radio station, back in the 80s. Still have the album on vinyl.


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Woke up today at the crack of dawn, not at the crack of the bus stop girl as I was hoping to last night. I was still nursing my broken heart so I decided on a trip to Hungry Jacks for lunch today to eat the pain away and fill the gaping hole inside of me with fat and cholesterol and plug myself up again. I ordered a Bacon Deluxe meal and I tell you what I have not had a worse meal in a very long time, I think I enjoyed my step mum shoving carrots down my throat till I threw up more than this abomination I received. First of all, the employees had no ****ing idea in there. I watched through the window of the drive through as I waited and I saw complete disorganisation. A newbie was on (it was easy to tell), she stood there clogging up space with her fingers in and around her face holes looking around anxiously trying to find something she could do but having no initiative whatsoever. The two 'senior managers' of this hungry jacks (a position that takes one very poor soul to aspire to) were then arguing with each other about who's making the thickshake etc, really important stuff to get worked up about of course, can fully understand the stresses involved with making a thickshake, meanwhile newbie is looking scared in the corner like mummy and other mummy are fighting. Eventually one grotesque individual walks over to the window and hands me a drink with a straw, her sweaty hands all over the end of it, delicious. Then she hands me an open bag without saying a word and I wait there for a moment, unsure if that's all of it before she looks over to me with a face that said "what the **** are you looking at?"

Now on to the meal. I dig my hand in to the bag and pull out the fries. It just gets worse and worse. These fries are so soggy I was almost tempted to drink them through the straw. They were unsalted, lukewarm and tasted like a hippos mushy rectum. I eat a few then move on to the burger, hoping for some kind of redemption. I've had ****ing jelly that was crispier than this ****ing bacon, I start going boonta in my car, throw my burger in the bag in disgust and vow to never spend my money at another Hungry Jacks again.

Then I went and watched In the Heart of the Sea as I have the day off today and was looking to fill in some time and take my mind off these recent stresses that have plagued me. I queued at the counter behind these two elderly people, husband and wife I assume. The gentleman requested "Two for that Moby Dick film" and then turned to the woman and asks "do you want any of that pop corn stuff?" as though it was some brand new ****ing concept some whippersnappers had just invented. They plonked themselves up near the front of the cinema and I could literally hear their whole conversation with absolute clarity from the back. The woman spoke of the time she was in year 7 where the school had organised a trip to the theatre with boys, girls and parents, where they "sat in silence and then went home and never spoke of it again" and they both erupted with laughter. I could have sworn they had double dropped their medication this morning or smoked a couple of Marijuanas before coming in, they continued to laugh at the most inappropriate times throughout the movie (spoiler: there was an intense scene where they had to resort to cannibalism to survive, which gave them a few chuckles) was very wtf but was a good movie overall. 4/5 HugeJohnsons

Tldr: hungry jacks is shit and popcorn is a space age concept for elderly citizens.
 

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Oh most definitely

I don't know if the absolute genius of this response was deliberate or not. But kudos either way.
 

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Cutting edge guided missile destroyer USS Zumwalt (the first of it's kind) has just gone to sea trials.

It's captain, none other than James Kirk.
 
Cutting edge guided missile destroyer USS Zumwalt (the first of it's kind) has just gone to sea trials.

It's captain, none other than James Kirk.

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They should have painted it yellow, would love to hear that transmission "captain... theres a giant wedge of cheese firing upon us"
 
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