Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Contested Marx]

Made the dumb arse mistake of using a public toilet today.

There I am in the cubicle... and the next thing I hear this unholy racket.

Sounded like hail hitting a corrugated roof.

This was followed by a stream of urine rampaging in from the adjacent cubicle.

DUDE WAS PISSING ON THE FLOOR FFS HOW HARD IS IT TO PISS IN THE BOWL!!!???

Dirty bastard didn't even wash his hands. Well, I'm assuming he didn't coz I didn't hear any taps go off. Then again, I might've missed it while dancing around his crystal clear spring water piss.

Seriously, people...

Related, but not really.

I only ever pee in the cubicle at work. Shy bladder is one thing, but I do not want to have general office chit chat (work related or otherwise) and play swordfights/firemen.

 

[SpaceCoyote]

Anyone want a free Tomb Raider(2013) Steam key? pm me

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomb_Raider_(2013_video_game)

 

[ozph1870]

So some American journo who was out here for the tennis watched her first game of netball and labelled the sport sexist.... Ha, there are no words to describe the stupidity of those searching for offense in everything.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Not sure what I'll do on weekends now.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ne...e/news-story/91c657dbc71b634951e35a5a07a752d0

"You can snort coke off my ****"

 

[raman]

Not sure what I'll do on weekends now.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ne...e/news-story/91c657dbc71b634951e35a5a07a752d0

"You can snort coke off my ****"

Boast: I've been the the original Bada Bing, of Sopranos fame, in New Jersey.

Qualification: Thanks to stupid New Jersey liquor licensing laws, it's actually lingerie-only.

 

[charcolechaddy]

Haha that might prove a little harder to convince them to play, but I can try

One thing I forgot to mention is that the missus agreed (and actually quite liked the idea) of having a small 'sports' decoration in one piece of furniture where couples usually put pictures of themselves and cheesy stuff like that. Instead I'll pick items from my favorite sports (such as a baseball) and I intend to get something from each of the teams I follow in the many sports I watch.

I'm trying to find a miniature aussie rules ball to put in one of the shelves and something nice to represent Port. Any suggestions are welcome

Who is your favorite player?

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

You can snort coke off my ****

Only if you shave down first

 

[Boss351]

Not sure what I'll do on weekends now.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ne...e/news-story/91c657dbc71b634951e35a5a07a752d0

"You can snort coke off my ****"

you know you want to

you'll have to form a line behind Harley Bennell

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

 

[raman]

 

[tribey]

My first wedding ...ceremony at Fort Glanville and reception at Port club.

Second... both ceremony and reception at a winery in Dubbo

No more!!!

spoiler alert

Third... ceremony at jimmy deane's and reception at mick o'sheas

 

[Garibaldi Red]

My first wedding ...ceremony at Fort Glanville and reception at Port club.

Second... both ceremony and reception at a winery in Dubbo

No more!!!

Special guest appearance by The Reels?

 

[raman]

Again, on the day of the funeral, it has been incredibly difficult for me to restrain myself from pointing out to my various Adelaide Christian friends how funny it is that a preacher got struck dead by lightning at a youth indoctrination camp.

 

[Powerstufff]

Always Sunny in Philadelphia recent cream pie episode

 

[bomberclifford]

Again, on the day of the funeral, it has been incredibly difficult for me to restrain myself from pointing out to my various Adelaide Christian friends how funny it is that a preacher got struck dead by lightning at a youth indoctrination camp.

I know, right. Surely as a Christian, you'd be thinking, "Hmmmm, this is a bit suss."

 

[tribey]

Again, on the day of the funeral, it has been incredibly difficult for me to restrain myself from pointing out to my various Adelaide Christian friends how funny it is that a preacher got struck dead by lightning at a youth indoctrination camp.

Speaking of which, ever go to Wirraway camp? That was a rude shock for 16yo tribey and his pals. So much so it's a surprise the organisers weren't impaled on the daggers we sent them from the moment the penny dropped.


When challenged on the obvious question of provenance, Preachy McSween's ace-in-the-hole was, "well, you can't see the wind but you know it's there".

 

[diegodcg]

Who is your favorite player?

That one is easy: Chad Wingard

 

[raman]

I know, right. Surely as a Christian, you'd be thinking, "Hmmmm, this is a bit suss."

In all seriousness it is the best evidence for the existence of God I've ever seen or heard of.

 

[LukeSA]

In all seriousness it is the best evidence for the existence of God I've ever seen or heard of.

Nope, the true confirmation of god would be trump getting run over by his own campaign bus.

 

[raman]

Nope, the true confirmation of god would be trump getting run over by his own campaign bus.

But that is a hypothetical... not a thing that actually happened.

 

[LukeSA]

But that is a hypothetical... not a thing that actually happened.

Although, it's really more of a confirmation of Zeus, doesn't god smite people with meteors?

 

[Leaveit2charlie]

Nope, the true confirmation of god would be trump getting run over by his own campaign bus.

It's coming.

 

[Dylan8]

Always Sunny in Philadelphia recent cream pie episode

God bless cream pies
And God bless America



And China too

 

[bomberclifford]

Although, it's really more of a confirmation of Zeus, doesn't god smite people with meteors?

Nah, floods, plagues, infanticide ... that's the Abrahamic way.

 

[LukeSA]

Nah, floods, plagues, infanticide ... that's the Abrahamic way.

None of this whimpy lightning BS.