Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[xflamedancer]

New neighbours.

Nice, polite and quiet. Keep to themselves. Mind their own business. Don't bother anyone. Awesome.

So, of course, every nosy, loudmouth, interfering, busybody campaigner in our street, which is pretty much the whole street, hates their stinkin' guts...

They're probably serial killers, sounds like they fit the profile

 

[I Dont Care]

2 hours later....not one single thing has been packed....

Just open up your wardrobe and drawer and grab the first things there and chuck them in the suitcase. Easy

 

[BIG BILLY F]

Just open up your wardrobe and drawer and grab the first things there and chuck them in the suitcase. Easy

I am thinking about packing just a pair jeans a shirt and swimming trunks...

Then when I go to the store buy a 10 pack of jocks ...jobs done

Anything else I need I will buy holiday...

 

[Magpiespower]

They're probably serial killers, sounds like they fit the profile

Ha! Just saying this morning they're probably holding someone captive, or worse, in one of their three sheds. Three sheds. Hmmmm...

 

[Forzaport]

So I'm writing something for work and instead of writing sachets I've been writing satchels without even realising it. This forum.

 

[LukeSA]

Ha! Just saying this morning they're probably holding someone captive, or worse, in one of their three sheds. Three sheds. Hmmmm...

Just be concerned when every time a helicopter flies over they run out and lock their shed.

 

[Grave Danger]

I leave tomorrow at 5 in the morning....

I have a party tonight....i have to get the bank and pick up some stuff for the trip....

The misses has entrusted me with these various tasks not one has been done and its nearing lunch....

Gerroff the internet, our Billy!

 

[xflamedancer]

Ha! Just saying this morning they're probably holding someone captive, or worse, in one of their three sheds. Three sheds. Hmmmm...

They haven't been wheeling barrels around any of the sheds have they?

 

[_VXV]

How do you think will replace Brian Johnson for the rest of the acdc tour edgie ?
Just talking to a mate and he suggested Graham Bonnet who I said just cancelled his Australian tour. Coincidence?

 

[raman]

So I'm writing something for work and instead of writing sachets I've been writing satchels without even realising it. This forum.

You work for Mitani chicken salt? Why have you been holding out on us?

 

[LukeSA]

You work for Mitani chicken salt? Why have you been holding out on us?

I had a mate who "permanently relocated" a tub of KFC chicken salt, damn our chips tasted good.

 

[BIG BILLY F]

Gerroff the internet, our Billy!

Shopping done and banking done....


Suitcase still no clothes from me.

 

[edgie]

How do you think will replace Brian Johnson for the rest of the acdc tour edgie ?
Just talking to a mate and he suggested Graham Bonnet who I said just cancelled his Australian tour. Coincidence?

Yes. Coincidence. A convenient coincidence though.

It's so hard to say. Despite being seen as, well not simpletons but definitely not mensa material, the Young brothers... well I guess only Young brother now, are very meticulous with their approach to the band. I'd love to see Bonnet give it a crack though, not sure if he has the guttural tones needed for the tough and dirty rock. Another dream team would be Joel O'Keefe from Airbourne, but they recently posted a facebook status that they're going in to the studio for record album 4.

They need somebody that can do both Bon Scott well, which is more about the attitude than the vocals, and then Brian Johnson, which is a bigger task vocals wise. He's a really good singer, especially on Back in Black, before he started to scream it out as opposed to the proper singing displayed on that album, and on top of all that somebody with an energetic stage presence that can move and dance around. I've got a feeling though they'll pluck a relative unknown thats about 10 - 15 years their junior. The next question is does the band retire, get a full time replacement, or do the Queen thing?

Either way I'm free for an audition!
My resume consists of numerous open mic shows and a few intentionally recognised karaoke championships:

and based on the following I meet nearly all the qualifications,

I'm a rocker
I'm a roller
I'm a right out of controller
I'm a wheeler
I'm a dealer
I'm a wicked woman stealer
I'm a bruiser
I'm a cruiser
I'm a rockin' rollin' man

Got slicked black hair
Skin tight jeans
Cadillac car
And a teenage dream

...

Got lorex socks
Blue suede shoes
V8 car
And tattoos

No idea what lorex sock are, or how they contribute to the rock star lifestyle.

 

[_VXV]

Yes. Coincidence. A convenient coincidence though.

It's so hard to say. Despite being seen as, well not simpletons but definitely not mensa material, the Young brothers... well I guess only Young brother now, are very meticulous with their approach to the band. I'd love to see Bonnet give it a crack though, not sure if he has the guttural tones needed for the tough and dirty rock. Another dream team would be Joel O'Keefe from Airbourne, but they recently posted a facebook status that they're going in to the studio for record album 4.

They need somebody that can do both Bon Scott well, which is more about the attitude than the vocals, and then Brian Johnson, which is a bigger task vocals wise. He's a really good singer, especially on Back in Black, before he started to scream it out as opposed to the proper singing displayed on that album, and on top of all that somebody with an energetic stage presence that can move and dance around. I've got a feeling though they'll pluck a relative unknown thats about 10 - 15 years their junior. The next question is does the band retire, get a full time replacement, or do the Queen thing?

Either way I'm free for an audition!
My resume consists of numerous open mic shows and a few intentionally recognised karaoke championships:

and based on the following I meet nearly all the qualifications,




No idea what lorex sock are, or how they contribute to the rock star lifestyle.

Or get Ripper Owens who did a decent job with Judas Priest.
Needs to be someone people will go "whoa"
If it degenerates into a reality TV show ala INXS that'd be shit

Half remember from my dad that lorex(?) socks are socks garishly coloured that rockers wore back in the day.

 

[Grave Danger]

You work for Mitani chicken salt? Why have you been holding out on us?

No, he writes for Ross Lyon.

 

[edgie]

There's also this

Lol that was a temp tattoo for the record.

 

[I Dont Care]

I am thinking about packing just a pair jeans a shirt and swimming trunks...

Then when I go to the store buy a 10 pack of jocks ...jobs done

Anything else I need I will buy holiday...

Now you're learning. If there's an easy way out...find it

 

[edgie]

Or get Ripper Owens who did a decent job with Judas Priest.
Needs to be someone people will go "whoa"
If it degenerates into a reality TV show ala INXS that'd be shit

Half remember from my dad that lorex(?) socks are socks garishly coloured that rockers wore back in the day.

Nah if that kind of shit happens then the bad has retired in my mind.

Still shamelessly apply for it though.

 

[I Dont Care]

You work for Mitani chicken salt? Why have you been holding out on us?

The day I was finally able to buy Mitani up here in FNQ was a happy day

 

[edgie]

I took pocketfuls and handbags full of Chicken Salt sachets from AAMI at the 2013 Bon Jovi concerts. Just filled every storage compartment I was wearing. They didn't need it anymore.

 

[I Dont Care]

Always have a couple of Mitani's in the pantry, for those times when you slice up a few spuds and chuck them in the deep fry. Also when you bring back a feed from the local fish 'n chip cafe, you know they'll need a good shake of Mitani

 

[edgie]

Chicken Salt is a default in Broken Hill fish n chip shops. You need to specify if you don't want any or want plain salt instead.

 

[raman]

Chicken Salt is a default in Broken Hill fish n chip shops. You need to specify if you don't want any or want plain salt instead.

There's good chicken salt and shit chicken salt, though.

 

[edgie]

There's good chicken salt and shit chicken salt, though.

So true. I actually don't mind the chicken salt that's got a bit of a sweeter taste.

 

[Andre]

Chicken Salt is a default in Broken Hill fish n chip shops. You need to specify if you don't want any or want plain salt instead.

There are chicken shops where chicken salt is not the default? What sort of freaks are those people!?