Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Eddie Dingle]

My mate James, and his mate Tom got into a savage fight with each other after the 2007 grand final.

They went to a pub and it was a lock in with unlimited bar tab, they got absolutely smashed. Tom is a massive crows supporter and was cheering Geelong on all night pissing James off who is a port supporter. They were absolutely hammered and could hardly walk but they began walking down the river torrens path.

Tom begins giving my mate more shit yelling GO CATTERS. James snaps, they get into a tussle and fall down the sharp riverbank, rolling and fighting each other before having one of those moments of lucidity while drunk realising what was happening, they grabbed onto some vines on the bank to stop themselves from falling into the torrens.

Pulled themselves back up, filthy and muddy. There was a hobo on a bench who spoke to them, and asked them if they were keen for some weed. James said no, but Tom was like "yeah why not". So they got pissed, had a fight, then sat and smoked weed with a hobo for half an hour.

They then went to ANOTHER pub and had more to drink, James called his misses who lives in Renmark to come and pick him up from the pub as he couldn't drive. She was naturally pissed because Renmark is 2-3 hours away. She hopped in the car and went to pick him up from the pub. Unknown to her, he had now also called his Mum to pick him up - who was just down the road.

His mum picked him up and he got home and passed out in the spare room.
His wife spent hours not being able to get in contact with him or Tom, trying to find him in various pubs, asking people if they had seen him before finally speaking to his mum and finding out he had gone home with her and was passed out on the spare bed.

She went to James' mums place in a rage, wrote a big note and stuck it to his face and left. The note started with "Morning pisspot, you are in big trouble." Of course he had no recollection of how he got to his mums place.

Hasn't been on a binge drink since.

James is a ****ing lightweight.

Tom is a campaigner.

Story needs happy ending where they get drunk again and get wristies from beggars in the Mall.

 

[charcolechaddy]

I gave up the piss in similar matter, go bunnies!

 

[I Dont Care]

James is a ****ing lightweight.

Tom is a campaigner.

Story needs happy ending where they get drunk again and get wristies from beggars in the Mall.

Now that would be an award winning movie plot, as a foreign movie entry

 

[SilenceOz]

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I guess South Park was right, he really did want to give all the kids AIDS.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Was at a function tonight http://www.buildcorpfoundation.com.au/event/news-beach-party-2016/ a cause that is very close to me. Lots of people trying to do the right thing.

If you need help or you know someone that does https://www.lifeline.org.au please stop the senseless waste of lives.

Love to you all.

 

[I Dont Care]

Was at a function tonight http://www.buildcorpfoundation.com.au/event/news-beach-party-2016/ a cause that is very close to me. Lots of people trying to do the right thing.

If you need help or you know someone that does https://www.lifeline.org.au please stop the senseless waste of lives.

Love to you all.

Indeed

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

Saw you across the way The Smaller Warrior at Velvet 4 pm show. What did you think? I thought it was superb. Incredibly entertaining show.

Yeah really enjoyed it mate! I'm friends with Brendan (the main dude) and thought he was incredible. The BeeGees cover was amazing.

Strongly recommend Simon Taylor and also A Simple Space if you get the chance!

 

[Magpiespower]

Last night, someone asked if I was Steve Carell. With an Aussie accent? Dumb ass...

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Last night, someone asked if I was Steve Carell. With an Aussie accent? Dumb ass...

Who bailed you out this morning?

 

[SilenceOz]

Video of man urinating on Kellog's production line in USA

Kellog's statement:

Our investigation revealed that the video was recorded at our Memphis, TN facility, in 2014. Products that could have been potentially affected were Rice Krispies Treats, Rice Krispies Treats cereal and puffed rice cake products, all of which would be past expiration date.

Fancy way of saying someone pissed in your cornflakes and you ate it 2 years ago.

 

[edgie]

There's nothing quite like yelling one liners at the tv when playing scary games.

SMILE YOU SON OF A BITCH!

 

[Powerstufff]

My mate James, and his mate Tom got into a savage fight ....

Films have been made from less than that. Good story, well told.

 

[Powerstufff]

.... Story needs happy ending where they get drunk again and get wristies from beggars in the Mall.

I never knew that was an option.

 

[Magpiespower]

Who bailed you out this morning?

Those were the days. Salad days...

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[SilenceOz]

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This majestic creature deserves a beer.

 

[Grave Danger]

 

[LukeSA]

It's amazing, shops are shut for one day and everyone panics thinking they are never going to open again.

 

[Hooligan87]

I downloaded Euro truck simulator 2 for a laugh and now I have an urge to buy a steering wheel for my PC so I can get the full experience of driving a fully laden Volvo FH16 through the beautiful Netherlands countryside.

I don't know if this means my life is officially over or it has just begun.

 

[StuMan]

There's nothing quite like yelling one liners at the tv when playing scary games.

SMILE YOU SON OF A BITCH!

I'm always flippant and facetious with enemies in horror games.

 

[SilenceOz]

I downloaded Euro truck simulator 2 for a laugh and now I have an urge to buy a steering wheel for my PC so I can get the full experience of driving a fully laden Volvo FH16 through the beautiful Netherlands countryside.

I don't know if this means my life is officially over or it has just begun.

Such a strange game series, from the outside it appears to be the dumbest thing imaginable.
From the inside they are really engaging and sucks hours out of your free time.

 

[Visenfest]

I downloaded Euro truck simulator 2 for a laugh and now I have an urge to buy a steering wheel for my PC so I can get the full experience of driving a fully laden Volvo FH16 through the beautiful Netherlands countryside.

I don't know if this means my life is officially over or it has just begun.

Such a strange game series, from the outside it appears to be the dumbest thing imaginable.
From the inside they are really engaging and sucks hours out of your free time.

Can you go full Grand Theft Auto and create havoc on the road? Would make the game a lot of fun

 

[SilenceOz]

Can you go full Grand Theft Auto and create havoc on the road? Would make the game a lot of fun

Yes and no, you get fines for breaking the road rules.
Also you need to pay for repairs to your truck.

 

[edgie]

I'm always flippant and facetious with enemies in horror games.

This was a horror game. Until Dawn to be specific.

 

[edgie]

Can you pick up hookers in this truck driver game?