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Back in year 10, we had to do some bullshit investigative exercise for some subject.

One of those "solve the murder" things.

Anyway, the victim's name was Mark Pullen-Hard.

The masturbatory innuendo was too much for our 14/15yo minds.

Our teacher, disgusted by our immaturity, canned the whole thing after one too many wanking jokes.

Never found out who knocked him off...
Might have been a guy in my class, Richard heading
 
Would there be any chance of petitioning the AFL not to schedule Showdowns during school holidays? The Crow posters in here this week:

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Would there be any chance of petitioning the AFL not to schedule Showdowns during school holidays? The Crow posters in here this week:

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With their demographic school holidays aren't going to make much difference. Unless the grandparents / great-grandparents are watching the kids and staying off Bigfooty.
 

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Back in year 10, we had to do some bullshit investigative exercise for some subject.

One of those "solve the murder" things.

Anyway, the victim's name was Mark Pullen-Hard.

The masturbatory innuendo was too much for our 14/15yo minds.

Our teacher, disgusted by our immaturity, canned the whole thing after one too many wanking jokes.

Never found out who knocked him off...


Would you shake hands with someone who introduced themselves as, "Hi, I'm Bing Pullen." There was such a person (American) in Woomera at one time.
 
Sounds like a bus ride I had the other day - an 'extended family' group split up between both ends of the bus, kids running up and down the aisle, "You sed you was gonna buy me (whatever), but ya didn't buy me nuthin!"; bus driver asks for kids to remain seated for their own safety; parent yells back "I'll tell my kids what they can and can't do, pal!" (despite doin nuthin of the kind).

Ugh. Sounds like this awful woman who catches the 502. Every time she gets on, a little piece of me dies.

Coz she plonks her big fat arse at the front of the bus and parks the pram. Then, for the next 25 minutes, her three kids run amok. And while they terrorize passengers, she SCREAMS at them from her seat.

And if you're unlucky enough to sit near her, she'll bore you stupid bad-mouthing her "deadshit ex and the **** he run off with."

Heard that shit three times now...
 
Ugh. Sounds like this awful woman who catches the 502. Every time she gets on, a little piece of me dies.

Coz she plonks her big fat arse at the front of the bus and parks the pram. Then, for the next 25 minutes, her three kids run amok. And while they terrorize passengers, she SCREAMS at them from her seat.

And if you're unlucky enough to sit near her, she'll bore you stupid bad-mouthing her "deadshit ex and the **** he run off with."

Heard that shit three times now...


Can't beat that - you 'win'. Luckily my bus trip is a short one, roughly the equivalent of Medindie/Nailsworth compared to your Salisbury ;)
 
Back in year 10, we had to do some bullshit investigative exercise for some subject.

One of those "solve the murder" things.

Anyway, the victim's name was Mark Pullen-Hard.

The masturbatory innuendo was too much for our 14/15yo minds.

Our teacher, disgusted by our immaturity, canned the whole thing after one too many wanking jokes.

Never found out who knocked him off...


14/15?

I'm 25 and unable to breathe properly! Pullen-Hard!

A shame you never discovered who rubbed him out...
 

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